Source : http://bollywoodrecaps.tumblr.com/post/103104486645/guide-to-every-indian-drama-ever
1. A humble heroine with big dreams
.. and a filthy rich hero with an attitude problem
2. Heroine has a strange disorder where she keeps falling on the hero
3. Magically transport to a forest, where the couple plays a game of Survivor
4. Right when it heats up, introduce the "vamp" (aka hero's supers**tty girlfriend)
5. Couple has huge misunderstandings, which could be resolved with a 5 minute convo
6. In a strange turn of events, hero force-marries heroine
7. There must be an absurdly long drawn-out wait until the consummation
9. Throw in an an evil mom/grandma/ex/random twat to separate them
9. When the couple finally gets down to bizness ... bam! heroine becomes pregnant the very next day
10. Actor becomes popular and gets the hell outta the show
11. Director tries to pass off a random guy as the hero
12. Show dies a slow, but swift death
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