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In today's episode, when Ranaji came to know that Jhumki was NAKLI SONA and was scolding her by saying "Isnay humaray Rani Sulakshana k pyaar ko gaali di hai...Khilwaar kiya hai humari bhawnaaoo k saath...Inki waja se hum aapko khoonay walay thay...Isay hum zinda nahi choray gain..."
Gayatri: "Ranaji aapko meri kasam hai isay chor dijiye..."
I was like "Yeh Jhumki toh hil k hi reh gai Ranaji aap ghussay main bhi baray pyaray lagtay ho😆...😳😳😳...Bechari ASLI SONA ki waqai bahut insult ki iss gadhi Jhumki nay...Gayatri tum bhi na...Bahut sweet ho wo itna kuch karti gai tumharay saath aur tumnay kitni hi asaani se kaha k chor dijiye...Kasam nahi daini chaye thi Gayatri...Becharay Ranaji..."
When Gayatri said "Yeh toh ek maamooli mohra hai...Aur jawab mohroon se nahi...Khiladiyoon se poocha jaata hai..."
I was like "Shaabaash Gayatri...Yeh budhi aj marrii pakka mariii...Yeh gai aj..."
Ranaji: "Kisnay bheja hai tumhain?"
Jhumki: "Btati hoon...Mujhe yahan kisi nay nahi bheja..."
I was like "Lo g yeh kia bakwaas ki ab isnay...Iss budhi ko bacha kyun rahi hai yeh...Jab phans gai hai Jhumki tum itna bura toh btaaa do na Ranaji ko wohi budhi hai jisnay tumhain yeh sub karnay ko kaha...Iss budhi ki shakal dekhnay walay thi jab Jhumki nay uska naam nahi liya...Uff...I hate her so so so much...Budhi zada relax honay ki zarorat nahi hai...Tera waqt bhi ayega saali...Intezaar kar..."
And when Rajmata start giving indirect taanas to BRM I was like "Rajmata tussi great hai...👏👏👏" Phir jab BRM nay apna mooh khola aur kaha keh "Hum pe gadaar honay ka ilzaam laga rahi hain aur wo bhi ishaaroon main..."
I was like "Toh apna mooh na hi khool budhi toh teray liye acha hoga...Waisay bhi ajkal teri awaaz sun sun k meray kaan pakk chukain hain...I simply hate your voice...Aur ab jab tum ishaaray samaj hi gai ho toh zada over acting karni ki koi zarorat nahi hai..."
And when BRM said "Dhokha khaa gae hum..."
I was like "Tumnay dhokha khaaya budhi tumnay? Chal jhooti...Dhokha toh tum day rahi ho subko iss waqt apnay yeh lame excuses day k...I bari..."
When Gayatri mentioned that car main bomb wala scene in front of Ranaji again I was like "Wah wah Gayatri sahi bilkul bhi sahi mauka pe chauka maara hai tumnay...Too good...Shakal toh dekho zara budhi ki unddur hi undur Gayatri ko zaroorr gaaliyaan day rahi hogi...Budhi tu gai ab..."
Yeh sub scene Cheetah baray ghooroon se dekh raha tha...😆...Jab usnay kaha keh "Kuch bhi kaho iss mehel main rozz Ramleela hoti hai...Kia khatarnaak auratain hain yahan ki..."
I was like "👏👏👏Bilkul bhi sahi pehchaana tumnay Cheetay👏👏👏👏Sahi main rozz hi koi na koi drama hi chal raha hota hai inka😆😆😆👏👏👏..."
Ranaji bhi thori dair k liye hairaan reh gae thay phir unhain jab kuch samaj na aaya keh kia karain toh unhain nay dobara Jhumki ko dekha aur usko lay k neechay chalay gae...Neechay ja k jab unho nay Jhumki se gun point pe rakha hi tha keh Gayatri nay phir apni kasam day di aur phir jab Ranaji nay kaha keh "Aap kehti hain toh hum inki jaan nahi lain gain likin hum inhain itna dard dain gain keh yeh khud hi sub kuch btaa dain giiin..."
I was like "YEH BAAAT...👏👏👏"
Jhumki nay jab BRM ka naam liya toh becharay Ranaji ki shakal dekhnay wali thi aur phir unho nay jab Gayatri ko dekha toh aisay lag raha tha jaisay soch rahay hoon 'Aap itnay ursay se jo keh rahi thiiin iska matlab wo sub such tha...' Becharay Ranaji BRM k baray main jaan k kitna dukhi hoy likin phir jab BRM nay apna drama shoro kiya keh "Humaray pyaar ka yeh silaa day rahay hain aap...Agar yeh apki apni sagi Maa ka naam laiti toh abhi tak aap nay inkay seenay main saari gooliyan daal di hoti likin humaray waqt aapka khoon nahi khola...Kyunkay hum sautaili daadi hain saggi Maa nahi..."
I was like "Ufff...Ufff...Ufff...Kitni acting karay gi budhi...Kitni...???...Jaan toh hai nahi itni tum main jitnay dialogues ubbal ubaal k bolay hi chalay ja rahi hai...Hud hi hai waisay...Emotional blackmail karna toh koi aap se seekhay...You are such a drama queen..."
When Gayatri said "Apka khel khtam hogaya hai..."
BRM : "Khel itni asaani se khtam nahi hoga Gayatri..."
I was like "Ufff...NOT AGAIN..." *facepalm*
And when BRM said "Hum apni wafa ko saabit karkay rahain gaiinnn aaa...hehaaa...aaa...haa haaah haaa..."
I was like "Haaa haaa haaa...Aaa ki bachi apnay yeh jhoot moot kay roonay main apni volume toh halki rakhooo...Pooray area ko akatha kar k bulana ka irada hai kia...Itna kia ayyy aaa aaa aaa karkay ro rahi hai...Chup kar...Chup hojaaa...Tumharay yeh fake rona mujhse such main bardaasht nahi horaha..."
And when she turned back and gave this type of smile😈...
I was like "Yehiiin se utha k maaroon gi cushion tumharay mooh pe..."(was sitting on a sofa so...Jo saamnay milay ga wohi utha k maaroon gi na...😆...😉...)
Then came BRM's EPIC jalnay wala drama, when she came out with the kerosene oil or whatever and started blabbering again, aur issi chakar main Ameerkot ka flag giraya apnay haath se to gain attention I was like "Bas kar budhi zada hi hogaya hai aj toh...Kuch toh zada hi hogaya hai aj toh...Kitna giro gi aur? Kitna? Thakti nahi yeh sub kar k? Shaid nahi tab hi toh lagi pari hoi hai yeh sub karnay satyaaaeee hoi budhiii..."
When BRM said by picking up that oil ka dabba "Jo humari zindagi nahi kar paiii wo humari maut kar dikhay gi...Humari maut saboot hai humaray prem ka humaray balidaan ka...Hum nay sirf prem maanga tha...Aur wo bhi humain nahi mil paya hai..."
I was like "Oil ka dabba uthanay ki himat toh hai nahi chali hai apnay aap ko jalanay...Aur itna kia bolti hi chali ja rahi hai budhi...Itna zorr laga k matt bolaa karooo aisa na ho tumharay unddur k jo phaipray (lungs) hain wo kahin saray k saray bahir na nikal aye🤣..."
Pooori royal family bahir hi nikal i BRM ki awaaz sunkay aur jab unho nay dekha keh BRM nay lighter on kar k apnay aap ko such main aag laga di hai toh subki shaklain dekhnay wali thi...Likin un sub main mujhe Rajmata ka reaction subse best laga...Jab BRM jal rahiii thiiin toh Rajmata nay jis tarhaaa Gayatri ko agay barhnay se rooka I was like "👏👏Bilkul bhi sahi kiya Rajmata...Aur Gayatri tumhain kia shooq horaha hai uss budhi k paas jaanay ka...Acha hai na jalti hai toh jalti rahay...😆..."
Ranaji nay foran bacha liya BRM ko warna aj iss budhi ka kaam tamam hojaata...Acha hai ho hi jaata...Na rehti yeh budhi na rehtay iskay bakwaas plans...Kyun bachaya aap nay BRM ko Ranaji...Na bachatay toh agay aap k liye hi sahi rehta Ranaji...Aap bhi na samajhtay hi nahi...Aisaii bacha liya BRM ko...!!! Waisa unka jalla hoa face dekh k toh main bhi thorii dair k liye hairaan hi reh gai thi...Uff yeh budhi apnay maqsad k liye waqai kis hud tak ja sakti hai...Uff...Limit hi hogai aj toh...Itni bhi kia desperation hai throne haasil karnay ki...Hai tab hi toh yeh sub kar rahi hai...Sirf apnay apko sahi saabit karnay k liye wo yeh sub kar rahi hai toh jab throne lainay ki koshish karay gi toh kia kia karay gi...!!!
Then came the BRM's bed wala scene, BRM k dramay...Saaf laga raha tha acting kar rahi hai sonay ki...Aur jab Ranaji ko hoi BRM ki fikar mujhe hoi Gayatri ki fikar...Kyunkay uska effect phirse RaGa k rishtay par paray ga...Ranaji bas bhi kijiye...Aap sahi aur ghalat main farq kyun nahi kar paa rahay hain likin shaid BRM nay itna maha step liya keh aap ka yaqeen karna ho hii gaya...Huhhooo kaash aap unki nautanki ko samaj paatay...Samaj paatay k yeh sub karnay k wo kisi bhi hud tak ja sakti hain...Kaash apko pta hota sub toh kia hi baat hoti...😳😳😳
Then came the Jhumki-Gayatri-Ranaji wala scene, when Ranaji said "BRM humaray liye bhagwaan k saamaan hain..." I was like "Gai bhains mineral water main...😆" (Jis jis nay Madhubala dekha hoa hai toh usay yeh RK wala dialogue zarooor yaad hoga😉😉😉I thought of using it here😉😉😆😛)
Bechari Gayatri toh dekhti hi reh gai jis tarha Ranaji defend kar rahay thay BRM ko uss Jhumki k saamnay...Uff...I just hated it...Jhumki pe pehli baar mujhe thora taras aaya bechari phans hi gai BRM ki waja se usko itni buri saza mil gaiii...Jhumki ko lay gae royal sevak aur phir jab doctor nay kaha keh "BRM kuch dinoo tak chal nahi paain gi..." I saw Gayatri face...OMG!!! Her reaction was mindblowing...I started👏👏👏...Bilkul bhi sahi reaction diya Gayatri kyunkay mera bhi yehi reaction tha...I was like "Chalna kia humesha k liye hi laiti pari rahay toh kia baat hogi..."😆😛😛
And, lastly when Gayatri came into BRM's room, Gayatri ko phirse abhi bhi BRM ki hi fikar thi keh wo pta nahi theek hogi ya nahi...Gayatri such main tum itni achi kaisi ho kaisay...Phir jab Gayatri nay apna concern show karna shoro kiya hi tha keh BRM ki ankhain khul gai...Ufff...Yeh budhi marr kyun nahi jaati...Itna jalnay k baad bhi iss budhi main pta nahi itni strength i kahan se? Iss age main bhi kia kia kar gai yeh pagal budhi...
Jab usnay Gayatri ka galla pakra I was like "Chor usay budhi...Chor usay...Aur Gayatri mujhe samaj nahi araha...Tum main jaan zada hai BRM se tum iss ka jawab bari asaani se day sakti ho...Day k maaroon budhi k sir main taakay behosh ho k chup hojae...Apnay aap ko tezz banao Gayatri aur palat kar jawab daina seekho pleeease..."
As far as the precap is concerned, I will say only one thing, "I hope Ranaji AB BRM ko dekh lain Gayatri ka galla pakartay hoy..."😳😳😳
Do share your thoughts guys😃😃😃
Thank you 🤗🤗🤗
Gayatri: "Ranaji aapko meri kasam hai isay chor dijiye..."
I was like "Yeh Jhumki toh hil k hi reh gai Ranaji aap ghussay main bhi baray pyaray lagtay ho😆...😳😳😳...Bechari ASLI SONA ki waqai bahut insult ki iss gadhi Jhumki nay...Gayatri tum bhi na...Bahut sweet ho wo itna kuch karti gai tumharay saath aur tumnay kitni hi asaani se kaha k chor dijiye...Kasam nahi daini chaye thi Gayatri...Becharay Ranaji..."
When Gayatri said "Yeh toh ek maamooli mohra hai...Aur jawab mohroon se nahi...Khiladiyoon se poocha jaata hai..."
I was like "Shaabaash Gayatri...Yeh budhi aj marrii pakka mariii...Yeh gai aj..."
Ranaji: "Kisnay bheja hai tumhain?"
Jhumki: "Btati hoon...Mujhe yahan kisi nay nahi bheja..."
I was like "Lo g yeh kia bakwaas ki ab isnay...Iss budhi ko bacha kyun rahi hai yeh...Jab phans gai hai Jhumki tum itna bura toh btaaa do na Ranaji ko wohi budhi hai jisnay tumhain yeh sub karnay ko kaha...Iss budhi ki shakal dekhnay walay thi jab Jhumki nay uska naam nahi liya...Uff...I hate her so so so much...Budhi zada relax honay ki zarorat nahi hai...Tera waqt bhi ayega saali...Intezaar kar..."
And when Rajmata start giving indirect taanas to BRM I was like "Rajmata tussi great hai...👏👏👏" Phir jab BRM nay apna mooh khola aur kaha keh "Hum pe gadaar honay ka ilzaam laga rahi hain aur wo bhi ishaaroon main..."
I was like "Toh apna mooh na hi khool budhi toh teray liye acha hoga...Waisay bhi ajkal teri awaaz sun sun k meray kaan pakk chukain hain...I simply hate your voice...Aur ab jab tum ishaaray samaj hi gai ho toh zada over acting karni ki koi zarorat nahi hai..."
And when BRM said "Dhokha khaa gae hum..."
I was like "Tumnay dhokha khaaya budhi tumnay? Chal jhooti...Dhokha toh tum day rahi ho subko iss waqt apnay yeh lame excuses day k...I bari..."
When Gayatri mentioned that car main bomb wala scene in front of Ranaji again I was like "Wah wah Gayatri sahi bilkul bhi sahi mauka pe chauka maara hai tumnay...Too good...Shakal toh dekho zara budhi ki unddur hi undur Gayatri ko zaroorr gaaliyaan day rahi hogi...Budhi tu gai ab..."
Yeh sub scene Cheetah baray ghooroon se dekh raha tha...😆...Jab usnay kaha keh "Kuch bhi kaho iss mehel main rozz Ramleela hoti hai...Kia khatarnaak auratain hain yahan ki..."
I was like "👏👏👏Bilkul bhi sahi pehchaana tumnay Cheetay👏👏👏👏Sahi main rozz hi koi na koi drama hi chal raha hota hai inka😆😆😆👏👏👏..."
Ranaji bhi thori dair k liye hairaan reh gae thay phir unhain jab kuch samaj na aaya keh kia karain toh unhain nay dobara Jhumki ko dekha aur usko lay k neechay chalay gae...Neechay ja k jab unho nay Jhumki se gun point pe rakha hi tha keh Gayatri nay phir apni kasam day di aur phir jab Ranaji nay kaha keh "Aap kehti hain toh hum inki jaan nahi lain gain likin hum inhain itna dard dain gain keh yeh khud hi sub kuch btaa dain giiin..."
I was like "YEH BAAAT...👏👏👏"
Jhumki nay jab BRM ka naam liya toh becharay Ranaji ki shakal dekhnay wali thi aur phir unho nay jab Gayatri ko dekha toh aisay lag raha tha jaisay soch rahay hoon 'Aap itnay ursay se jo keh rahi thiiin iska matlab wo sub such tha...' Becharay Ranaji BRM k baray main jaan k kitna dukhi hoy likin phir jab BRM nay apna drama shoro kiya keh "Humaray pyaar ka yeh silaa day rahay hain aap...Agar yeh apki apni sagi Maa ka naam laiti toh abhi tak aap nay inkay seenay main saari gooliyan daal di hoti likin humaray waqt aapka khoon nahi khola...Kyunkay hum sautaili daadi hain saggi Maa nahi..."
I was like "Ufff...Ufff...Ufff...Kitni acting karay gi budhi...Kitni...???...Jaan toh hai nahi itni tum main jitnay dialogues ubbal ubaal k bolay hi chalay ja rahi hai...Hud hi hai waisay...Emotional blackmail karna toh koi aap se seekhay...You are such a drama queen..."
When Gayatri said "Apka khel khtam hogaya hai..."
BRM : "Khel itni asaani se khtam nahi hoga Gayatri..."
I was like "Ufff...NOT AGAIN..." *facepalm*
And when BRM said "Hum apni wafa ko saabit karkay rahain gaiinnn aaa...hehaaa...aaa...haa haaah haaa..."
I was like "Haaa haaa haaa...Aaa ki bachi apnay yeh jhoot moot kay roonay main apni volume toh halki rakhooo...Pooray area ko akatha kar k bulana ka irada hai kia...Itna kia ayyy aaa aaa aaa karkay ro rahi hai...Chup kar...Chup hojaaa...Tumharay yeh fake rona mujhse such main bardaasht nahi horaha..."
And when she turned back and gave this type of smile😈...
I was like "Yehiiin se utha k maaroon gi cushion tumharay mooh pe..."(was sitting on a sofa so...Jo saamnay milay ga wohi utha k maaroon gi na...😆...😉...)
Then came BRM's EPIC jalnay wala drama, when she came out with the kerosene oil or whatever and started blabbering again, aur issi chakar main Ameerkot ka flag giraya apnay haath se to gain attention I was like "Bas kar budhi zada hi hogaya hai aj toh...Kuch toh zada hi hogaya hai aj toh...Kitna giro gi aur? Kitna? Thakti nahi yeh sub kar k? Shaid nahi tab hi toh lagi pari hoi hai yeh sub karnay satyaaaeee hoi budhiii..."
When BRM said by picking up that oil ka dabba "Jo humari zindagi nahi kar paiii wo humari maut kar dikhay gi...Humari maut saboot hai humaray prem ka humaray balidaan ka...Hum nay sirf prem maanga tha...Aur wo bhi humain nahi mil paya hai..."
I was like "Oil ka dabba uthanay ki himat toh hai nahi chali hai apnay aap ko jalanay...Aur itna kia bolti hi chali ja rahi hai budhi...Itna zorr laga k matt bolaa karooo aisa na ho tumharay unddur k jo phaipray (lungs) hain wo kahin saray k saray bahir na nikal aye🤣..."
Pooori royal family bahir hi nikal i BRM ki awaaz sunkay aur jab unho nay dekha keh BRM nay lighter on kar k apnay aap ko such main aag laga di hai toh subki shaklain dekhnay wali thi...Likin un sub main mujhe Rajmata ka reaction subse best laga...Jab BRM jal rahiii thiiin toh Rajmata nay jis tarhaaa Gayatri ko agay barhnay se rooka I was like "👏👏Bilkul bhi sahi kiya Rajmata...Aur Gayatri tumhain kia shooq horaha hai uss budhi k paas jaanay ka...Acha hai na jalti hai toh jalti rahay...😆..."
Ranaji nay foran bacha liya BRM ko warna aj iss budhi ka kaam tamam hojaata...Acha hai ho hi jaata...Na rehti yeh budhi na rehtay iskay bakwaas plans...Kyun bachaya aap nay BRM ko Ranaji...Na bachatay toh agay aap k liye hi sahi rehta Ranaji...Aap bhi na samajhtay hi nahi...Aisaii bacha liya BRM ko...!!! Waisa unka jalla hoa face dekh k toh main bhi thorii dair k liye hairaan hi reh gai thi...Uff yeh budhi apnay maqsad k liye waqai kis hud tak ja sakti hai...Uff...Limit hi hogai aj toh...Itni bhi kia desperation hai throne haasil karnay ki...Hai tab hi toh yeh sub kar rahi hai...Sirf apnay apko sahi saabit karnay k liye wo yeh sub kar rahi hai toh jab throne lainay ki koshish karay gi toh kia kia karay gi...!!!
Then came the BRM's bed wala scene, BRM k dramay...Saaf laga raha tha acting kar rahi hai sonay ki...Aur jab Ranaji ko hoi BRM ki fikar mujhe hoi Gayatri ki fikar...Kyunkay uska effect phirse RaGa k rishtay par paray ga...Ranaji bas bhi kijiye...Aap sahi aur ghalat main farq kyun nahi kar paa rahay hain likin shaid BRM nay itna maha step liya keh aap ka yaqeen karna ho hii gaya...Huhhooo kaash aap unki nautanki ko samaj paatay...Samaj paatay k yeh sub karnay k wo kisi bhi hud tak ja sakti hain...Kaash apko pta hota sub toh kia hi baat hoti...😳😳😳
Then came the Jhumki-Gayatri-Ranaji wala scene, when Ranaji said "BRM humaray liye bhagwaan k saamaan hain..." I was like "Gai bhains mineral water main...😆" (Jis jis nay Madhubala dekha hoa hai toh usay yeh RK wala dialogue zarooor yaad hoga😉😉😉I thought of using it here😉😉😆😛)
Bechari Gayatri toh dekhti hi reh gai jis tarha Ranaji defend kar rahay thay BRM ko uss Jhumki k saamnay...Uff...I just hated it...Jhumki pe pehli baar mujhe thora taras aaya bechari phans hi gai BRM ki waja se usko itni buri saza mil gaiii...Jhumki ko lay gae royal sevak aur phir jab doctor nay kaha keh "BRM kuch dinoo tak chal nahi paain gi..." I saw Gayatri face...OMG!!! Her reaction was mindblowing...I started👏👏👏...Bilkul bhi sahi reaction diya Gayatri kyunkay mera bhi yehi reaction tha...I was like "Chalna kia humesha k liye hi laiti pari rahay toh kia baat hogi..."😆😛😛
And, lastly when Gayatri came into BRM's room, Gayatri ko phirse abhi bhi BRM ki hi fikar thi keh wo pta nahi theek hogi ya nahi...Gayatri such main tum itni achi kaisi ho kaisay...Phir jab Gayatri nay apna concern show karna shoro kiya hi tha keh BRM ki ankhain khul gai...Ufff...Yeh budhi marr kyun nahi jaati...Itna jalnay k baad bhi iss budhi main pta nahi itni strength i kahan se? Iss age main bhi kia kia kar gai yeh pagal budhi...
Jab usnay Gayatri ka galla pakra I was like "Chor usay budhi...Chor usay...Aur Gayatri mujhe samaj nahi araha...Tum main jaan zada hai BRM se tum iss ka jawab bari asaani se day sakti ho...Day k maaroon budhi k sir main taakay behosh ho k chup hojae...Apnay aap ko tezz banao Gayatri aur palat kar jawab daina seekho pleeease..."
As far as the precap is concerned, I will say only one thing, "I hope Ranaji AB BRM ko dekh lain Gayatri ka galla pakartay hoy..."😳😳😳
Do share your thoughts guys😃😃😃
Thank you 🤗🤗🤗
Cricket
