#SanskariJamesBond trends on Twitter

It seems making a video about India by showing locations which are not in India was not enough for Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC) chief Pahlaj Nihalani.

Now, the CBFC has decided that the kissing scenes inSpectre, the latest James Bond movie, are too long.

Of course, the censor board's habit of moral policing and cutting scenes from films that display sexuality is quite old. Kissing scenes have been MIA from films in Indian theatres for quite a while now.

However, this case is special because the censor board went one step ahead in terms of its stupidity and decided that the the length of the kisses in Spectre was "too excessive", reported The Times of India. So, according to the censor board, kissing is fine as long as there is a time limit attached to it.

Here are some of those hilarious tweets:

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One of our eminent intellectuals suggesting that Emraan Hashmi should return back all kisses to his heroines to protest against censor board

#SanskariJamesBond with his latest gadgets!

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Kissing scene in #SanskariJamesBond movie ;) Courtesy: Censor Board

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Alok Nath already gearing up for the lead role of #SanskariJamesBond

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#SanskariJamesBond eats dahi shakkar before leaving home when he goes on a mission.

#SanskariJamesBond seduces women by lighting aggarbattis in his bedroom and then introduces them to his Mom.

No one messes with #SanskariJamesBond because he always carries a 9mm semi automatic Rakhi with him.