
Rabba Ve, bitiyas 🤗 🤗
So the Earth has moved, the heavens have crumbled, and Laxmiji ka ghostly, maafi...goatly spirit 
smiles upon us again. The show to end all shows is back with 8 episodes - each one expected to last for the half life of an elderly maggot. 🥳 🥳 🥳
The news is delivered via a promo where Arnav bitwa and Khushi bitiya apparate in and out of their lifesize photooos - blithely informing the audience that they understand the curiosity about their lamba absence. Well - Take 5 was curious too. 

And we did some "pooch"ing, as Arnavji says in promo. 😈
Turns out...
1. Khushiji now goes by the name of Khushi Kumari Chan Paro Gupta Chan Rudra Singh Pratap Ranawat Raizada.

??
Or you could just call her Mrs. Right - she answers to both. 😈
Arnavji just goes by Mr India. And yes, Anil Kapoor has officially transferred the title.
2. Anjali bitiya has trademarked the phrase "aap bhi na" and is demanding royalty from whichever saas bahu sabun dares to use it, thus proving that she's the real bijness brain in the Raizada phaimily. ⭐️ ⭐️
3. Payaliya has opened a school for the deaf mute. Oo ka hai na - she had plenty of practice being one for nine months on the show. Lifetime enrollment for her husband and father-in-law - bilkul phree.
4. Daiiya Ho is running supari service from jail. Each mithai box for unfortunate victim comes with a flash drive instructing them to open box, remove scorpion...and place it on themselves. Needless to say - bijness is slow.
5. And finally - having run through all 3.5 billion males on the planet, 4 Lions are busy trying to guess if Arnavji and Khushiji's as yet unborn grandson will be a good male lead for their other sabun over on Zee. Future planning kare ka padi - you see. 

Bhelcomes back to satyanash, thankfully time bound this time around 😃 😃 😃