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Hum Do Humare Do
Papa papa papa utho wake up papa wake up warna hum sab ki chaupsey ho jaayegi, shouted two five year old kids kayra and kriyan jumping on the bed.
"Gannuji aapko bhi mere dono bache topper jaise dene the ek ko to mere jaisa cheetha banate" complained yuvi getting up from the bed.
"Ab batao tum dono subah subah kyun chila rahe ho topper kaha hai"
Ka: mom has gone to market to buy vegies
Kr: no u stupid mom has gone for a meeting
Ka:market
Kr: meeting
Ka: u idiot u dont know anything i am your elder sis and mom told me she is going to market
Kr:just coz u r my elder sis doesnt mean u r always right and btw u r just 3 mins elder to me twinsy
Ka: dont call me twinsy u dog i hate that name
Kr: u called me dog u r a cat..
Y: chup... bilkul chup yeh kya tum dono bacho ki tarah lad rahe ho calling each other cat and dog. Kya yahi seekhaya hai mene aur mom ne tumhe.
Both nodded in a NO
Y: fir
Ka: sorry papa
Y: its ok princess ab apne bhai ko dog mat bulana theek hai.
Kr: papa dog is still better than junglee janwar that mom used to call you in college
Ka: oye my papa is not a junglee janwar and btw junglee janwar is still better than sadi hui machli that papa used to call mom... ewww
Kr: (pulling her hair) u called my mom sadi hui machli
Ka:(pulling his hair back): first you called my papa junglee janwar
They were fighting and yuvi was shocked seeing them fighting, rubbing his hairs,' kya rolla hai yeh pakka mere hi bache hai... nahi yuvi tu kya soch raha hai pakka tere aur topper ke hi hai tabhi to aise lad rahe hai"
Topper this one name brings him back to reality and he stopped the fight between his children.
Y: bacho agar mom aagai and tumhe gar pe dekh liya to hum teeno ki chaupsey ho jaayegi. Tumhe school jana hai chalo...
Kr: but dad we are already late for school
Y: not yet and you forgot papa tumhara cheetah hai time pe pahucha dunga.
Yuvi took his twins in his arms and runs to bathroom to make them ready.
After about 20 mins both of them got ready yuvi fed kriyan and kayra together with his both hand simultaneously n then giving them their bag they ran outside the house.
Kr: dad car keys
He runs back to house to get the keys.
Finally he make them sit on the back seat and drove off to their school.
****
Half n hour later
Yuvi comes back home and throws himself on couch when suddenly two arms comes wrapping around his neck.
Pulling her in front of him and making her seat beside, " toppper kya khaake paida kiya tha tune in shaitano ko"
She started loling 😆
Y: tuje hasi aarahi hai... yaha meri band baja di dono ne upar se inki ladaiya to dekho kitni sophisticated u dog u cat jab dekho tab angrezi jaadte rehta... isse acha to hum apne bacho ko india me paida karte to jyada acha hota.
S: haa taaki wo tum gadhe tum kk yeh sab kehke ladte hai na?
Y: wo bhi hai India ho ya Paris ladna to inhe veerasat me mila hai humse
Both laughed again.
Y: acha ab yeh to bata tu gai kaha thi market ya meeting
S: market wo aaj sunday hai to mene socha gar ki saari groceeries khareed lati hu tum aur bache soye the to me disturb mahi karna chathi thi.
Y: hmmm
He was about to lie his head on her lap but suddenly something striked him n he stood up with a jerk.
S: kya huaaa
Y: aaj sunday hai
S: haaa kyun
Y: me bacho ko school chod aaya
S: kyaaa yuvraj tum itni badi galti kaise kar sakte ho sunday ko koi bacho ko school chodne jata hai kya.
Y: meri maa mujse ladaai baad me karna pehle school chal bache waha akele honge.
They rushed to school and found kriyan and kayra playing in garden of school
Suvi went and hugged them tightly giving kisses on forhead
Y: i am sorry muje tum dono ko yaha aise chodke jana nahi chaiye tha i forgot aaj sunday hai par tum dono ne muje yaad kyun nahi dilaya
Kr n Ka: (together) papa even we forgot aaj sunday hai when u left from here then we realized looking at school gate.
Yuvi came near them and took them in his arms.
"Tum dono na sach me mere hi bache ho"
S: hein now whats this ...
Kr: mom dad had a doubt on this
S: what
Ka: yeh he was even complaining to gannuji ki hum dono sirf aap pe kyun gaye hai inpe kyun nahi
Suvi was 😲 and yuvi was 🥱
Y: oye mom ke chamcho kabhi to apne papa ki side bhi le liya karo
Suvi takes both of them from him and make them stand down.
S: to tumhe lagta hai yeh mere chamche hai and yeh dono sirf mujpe gaye hai
Y: aur nahi to kya tabhi to humesha ladte rehte hai
S: me humesha laddai shuru karti hu... yuvraj singh tum harkate hi aise karte ho ki muje tumhe jawab dena padta hai
Y: ab mene kya kiya
S: list nikalu
Y: tu roz ki chod aaj ki bol
S: sunday ke din koi bacho ko school bhejta hai
Y: tu muje kyun suna rahi hai tere bache bhi to bhul gaye aaj sunday hai
S: acha ab ye sirf mere bache hai... pehle bola yeh mujpe gaye hai... aur ab sirf mere bache... sirf mere bache hote na to tumhari tarah aise bewakoofi na karte... so yuvraj singh yeh tumhare bhi bache hai
Y: haa to mene kab mana kiya yeh mere bache nahi hai
They were still fighting when both kriyan n kayra held their forehead
Kr: are they gonna ever stop fighting
Ka: i doubt bro.
Kr: i have an idea... twinsy
Ka: once again u call me by that name and i ll break your head
Kriyan n kayra started fighting which stopped yuvreen from fighting and they came near them.
S: now why are you both fighting like kids
Ka: to make two elders realize
Kr: that they are not kids anymore
ka: and they themselves have two kids
Kriyan n kayra started loling which emberassed yuvreen and after a while even they joined them loling and shared a family group hug.
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