When I said: I love you, Suhani, I really love you. . .I want to love you for the rest of my life,
I meant: . . .as my bestest pal in the world.
When I said:You are the most beautiful girl in the world to me. . .the most beautiful moment in my life,
I was just saying that so you don't marry Rohan. How dare he steal my best friend?
When I said: You complete me,
I meant because I'm neat, you make mess; I jog, you hog; I like gaming, you like housework/cooking; you fall, I catch; I don't have a dad, your mother is useless; I don't have a sister, you don't have brothers; we both are adarshniya samaj sevaks. Together we make one complete person.
When I said: Why didn't you tell me that the relationship between us was not friendship but love,
I meant. . .And that that love was purely friendly.
When I said: If you leave me, I will lose all reason for living,
that's because I live to carp and fight with you and have you adore me. Life was very boring before you came to fight with me. Our cute banter is so sweet and fulfilling. But what's with you these days, you don't adore me enough.
When I said: Give me a chance to show my love,
I meant by buying you samosas, patting your back when you cry, being incredible concerned about your sister, kissing your cheek (eeewww, what? yuck, yuck, mouths are full of germs!), taking you on a trip after saying we don't do anything but talk about love, but keeping our pure buddihood unsullied by gross things.
In short, I don't know why everyone got the wrong idea. I just married you so no one else could. Especially Rohan. If you want babies, we'll adopt.
With great love and affection,
Yuvraj