Goody bag for Lux ji

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Lux, Lux, Lux- please wash your mouth out with some Lux- various at this very Forum are happy to make up a gift bag-
(1) A whole mega pack of your fave brand of, yes, you guessed it- Lux soap;

we will also include other goodies in it,

(2) like a Xanax to calm you down,

(3) some ear muffs so your annoying wife's irritating crying and whinging can be drowned out,

(4) some alcohol so you can get drunk and be able to tolerate your wife (anyone thinking Devdas- hum toh isliye peete hai ke tumhe bardasht karsake) 😆,

(5) Some almonds (badaam)- much needed nutrients for your brains as they clearly need help to function!

After today's epi, seriously want him to shut his mouth- every time he opens his mouth he spouts so much crap, it's too much to take. I have a serious headache. 😡

Lux and Shekhar- how can they show two such stupid men, who now happen to be daamad- sasur?! At least today we were spared irritating Shekhar's monologues and save his rudeness to Dida, he kept shut. 🤢

So come on my lovelies, post some ideas of goodies we can gift to our very own Lux ji. If he keeps busy with his present we may get some peace and SwaSan time?! Or we can hope!! 😆

PS: Entirely meant in humour, not intended to offend anyone!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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a ticket to the amazon jungle.

He can stay there till chudail Nagini's truth is out and swasan marriage...
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Posted: 10 years ago
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oh he needs a gag too...i cant bear his nonsense.
and he needs some security guards to help him avoid giving rags her haq.

oh and sanskaar needs a towel whenever laksh gets near him
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: farayan

a ticket to the amazon jungle.

He can stay there till chudail Nagini's truth is out and swasan marriage...


@bold- i like this one! Let's make it a one way and give him two so Nagin can go once her truth is out, they can tell the Amazonians their intentions about their suhaag raat?! 🤢🤢
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: medhasarkar

oh he needs a gag too...i cant bear his nonsense.

and he needs some security guards to help him avoid giving rags her haq.

oh and sanskaar needs a towel whenever laksh gets near him


Hey Medha! I knew you'd come up with some good ones 😃. A gag I like, let's put chloroform on it so he can be unconscious too?! Poor security guards- i don't think they can take the moh moh torture so they might not last 😆.

Oh we need to do posts on goody bags for Sansku too?! He MUST have a towel, i mean like Kavya said how many face washes can a person have?! 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hilarious 🤣🤣
Some additions from my side:

-Sunny Leone video's to incite moh moh ke dhaage inside him

-A job offer in jhumritalayyiya far away from SwaSan which he takes up

-Duct tape to seal his effing annoying mouth

-Badam isn't going to help, trust me. We need brain transplant. It's rust now, officially.

-A guide to 1000 ways to accept your bhaiya & bhabhi's marriage

- A guide to how to get your bhaiya & bhabhi married in installments & finally let them indulge in moh moh ke dhaage before yourself & attain Laxman-ities

That's all for now. Will keep adding in the goody bag 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: tootiefrootie11


Hey Medha! I knew you'd come up with some good ones 😃. A gag I like, let's put chloroform on it so he can be unconscious too?! Poor security guards- i don't think they can take the moh moh torture so they might not last 😆.

Oh we need to do posts on goody bags for Sansku too?! He MUST have a towel, i mean like Kavya said how many face washes can a person have?! 🤣

Oh after Ragini touched him today, am sure he needs a full body bath atleast for a couple hours. Hot Shower yeah. IDK Swara can maybe help him ☺️ 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: tootiefrootie11


Hey Medha! I knew you'd come up with some good ones 😃. A gag I like, let's put chloroform on it so he can be unconscious too?! Poor security guards- i don't think they can take the moh moh torture so they might not last 😆.

Oh we need to do posts on goody bags for Sansku too?! He MUST have a towel, i mean like Kavya said how many face washes can a person have?! 🤣


true...i forgot something...laksh needs a new family as well...today even DP was like I am gonna disown him if he interrupts again. kavya's ideas need to be included here. the goody bag is officially laksh ji's bidaai gift. hello himalayas.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hilarious 🤣🤣
Some additions from my side:

-Sunny Leone video's to incite moh moh ke dhaage inside him

-A job offer in jhumritalayyiya far away from SwaSan which he takes up

-Duct tape to seal his effing annoying mouth

-Badam isn't going to help, trust me. We need brain transplant. It's rust now, officially.

-A guide to 1000 ways to accept your bhaiya & bhabhi's marriage

- A guide to how to get your bhaiya & bhabhi married in installments & finally let them indulge in moh moh ke dhaage before yourself & attain Laxman-ities

[DIV]
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make the duck tale into fevi qwick an a job offer in Pluto or the andromeda galaxy..
Edited by farayan - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: .Sarcasmazing.

Oh after Ragini touched him today, am sure he needs a full body bath atleast for a couple hours. Hot Shower yeah. IDK Swara can maybe help him ☺️ 🤣


oh no...Sanskaar is afraid of water now officially.😃 he has hydrophobia.he will need dry cleaning.😆😆

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