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Sahil: "Ghood damn Kamla! You're just impossible! How fast do you want me to go?!
Kamla: "Oh baby! Mmm! It feels so good when you massage my back rabidly!"
Sahil: "I'm bone tired now, so get up and rub my muscles with your soft hands and relieve my pain and tension.
Kamla: "No way Sahil! You've a hump behind your shoulder. I wont touch your back, you're so fat!
Sahil: "What the f**k did you just say about me, you Moti, lady Hathi?! If I can massage your dhol like body, why can't you touch mine?!"
Kamla: "Sahil! How dare you call me Moti!
Sahil: "Well, that's what you are, Moti!
Kamla: "You just wait and watch Mote how easily I shave these only 2 or 3 extra kgs off my body!"
Next Morning,
Kamla doing Jumping Jacks to lose weight.
Sahil: Oh yeah babes! Ohhh, Ahh! Mmm! Faster! Jump Higher!
Fun post, no offence intended
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