SS46 Just Foochar Fantasy - Page 82

Take care of your self 

*Sugar Test* *

Sardar enters the Kitchen, opens the Sugar Box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the Doctor told him to check Sugar Level regularly.

 

* * Sardars and Scooter* *

Three Sardars were riding on a Scooter. Traffic Policeman showed them his hand.

 

One of the Sardars told him: We are already three, sorry, there is no space to give you a Lift.

 

* * Lion and Sardars* *

Two Sardars were in a Forest, when a Lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked by the first Sardar why he is not running, he says: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "

 

* * Cyclone* *

Bank Manager asks Sardar in an Interview: "What is a Cyclone ?"

Sardar: "It is the Loan given to purchase a Cycle"

 

* * Side Effects* *

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid Side Effects !!!! 

 

* *Advice* *

A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never Marry in my

life. And I will advise the same to my Children too"

 

* * Oxygen*

Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God I was born after 1773. Had I been born earlier, I would have died...

 

* * Skeleton* *

Interviewer: What is a Skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop !!!!

Doctor: Which soap do you use?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.

Doctor: Paste?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste

Doctor: Shampoo?

Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.

Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?

Patient: No. K. P. Namboodiri is my roommate !

 A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman - "Which book has helped you most in your life?"

 The woman replied - "My husband's cheque book !!"

A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called, Husband - the Master of the House'?  Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!".

Someone asked an old man : "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Luv. What's the secret ?

Old man : I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her.

A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.

 

Argument between British and India.

British - we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs hahaha

India - hahaha we r spoiling your mother tongue daily hahahahahaha

...

Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..

Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student...

...

Sardar in computr exam.

Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?

Sardar - i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer

I'm much better, thanks. Hope u had a good Sunday😊

Doctor: Which soap do you use?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.

Doctor: Paste?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste

Doctor: Shampoo?

Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.

Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?

Patient: No. K. P. Namboodiri is my roommate !

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This one was the best