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Hi YHMians,
I am updating it to include all the edits so far for easy viewing!
I am new on IF. And I love this show. ❤️ Knowing Raman's witty one liners, I just thought why not create a thread with that edits. I am posting a few here. 😊
Happy sharing! 😃
I am updating it to include all the edits so far for easy viewing!
- Subtitle: "You look like a colorful bouquet in this color sari with the flower on!"
- Subtitle: "She looks like an innocent angel while sleeping, but slapped me as if she were Dhara Singh's granddaughter. " 🤣
- Subtitle: "In the eyes of a useless person, every useless is the most resourceful one!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "But what should I gift this Jhansi ki rani, if I give gifts like sari, jewelry, she will turn sentimental. In fact according to her nature, a sword would be fitting!" 😛😛
- Subtitle: "How should I make you realize that you speak a lot? It's my mistake, I should have gifted you a tape so that you could put it on and shut your mouth! 😆😆 Where do you copy these lectures from? Do you plan these things such that whenever you see me, you land up giving me a lecture?"
- Subtitles: Ishitha: "Go to hell!" Raman: "Yeah right, keep going I am right behind you!" 🤣 Ishitha: "Shaniyanan!" Raman: "I do see the mother of Shani direction!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "How can I find this Jhansi ki rani's favorite flavor? (ice cream) From the way she talks, seems like bitter gourd flavor to me!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "Actually, I think her phone is scared of her. It should be thinking, if I start ringing she would start lecturing me!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "I always reach on time. Did you work on a clock tower or what? You keep lecturing about time!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "You should learn it (punjabi abuses) from Param! They give very nice abuses in his area. You could get PhD in punjabi abuses then!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "What kanjak (gifts) and what nav ratri? (nine-night festival) Considering the first night I have been through, who has the mood for nav ratri ?" 🤣🤣
- Subtitle: "Why does everyone ask me to gift Ishitha? Am I Raman Bhalla or Santa Claus Bhalla?" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "Ishitha delivered a baby? Man, she couldn't fix my tooth properly and now she delivered a baby! Is she a dentist or a magician? She should be knowing black magic!" 😆
- Subtitle: "You begin at the place where common men like me end! And when do begin, there are no signs of ending. You have a lecture ready for everything and every topic.Lecture for Ruhi, for me, for mummy, for your mother and father. But everything aside, what you said today was heart warming! When you get the time, listen it for yourself, you would go into coma standing right there!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "Joke is that which you tell us, that runs to three pages which we have to bear with. (He does this aw aw face at this point and says) You can't do it because you don't say anything from your heart. Go get it written (from her dialogue writer) , mug it up and then come tell me, I am waiting right here!"
- Subtitle: I believe it means, "If the bitter gourd starts hearing (lecture) from her even it will become sweet." Please correct me if its wrong. I am not very sure about this ones meaning.😕
- Subtitle: "The whole family's DNA is faulty! He is the size of a centipede, but look at his attitude. He is totally like his aunt! (Ishita)"
- Subtitle: "How did such a big bitter-gourd fit into such a small peel!"
- Subtitle: "Don't be overfilled with joy! You might expand so much that you would come bursting right out of this Bitter-gourd's peel " 😆
- Subtitle: "How did this fatty fit into this dress man? Oh I see! Bitter-gourd has expanded its peel " 🤣
- Subtitle: "But these days a lot of people die of overweight. Take care! Stop overfeeding yourself!" 😛
- Subtitle: "Listen! I am going out for two days. When I come back, forget the dress, make sure you don't need a blanket to roll yourself in!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "Why don't they hang this Jhansi ki rani? The day daddy starts brushing, Madrasi bacteria will be out of this house. She is using the child as a shield for batting, the day I get my free hit, this fatty will move out!" 😆
- Subtitle: "Are you contesting in election? It is not your malayalam tamil society's association where people will come wearing flowers and keep saying romba romba! For today please leave the garden that you put on your hair. Its not necessary to become a gardener all the time!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "Did some sage appear in the bathroom? You seem to be talking with a lot of sense."
- Subtitle: "Had I been Sharukh Khan, do you think I would have married Lalitha Pawar?"
- Subtitle: "I feel scared of her than the thief. I sometimes wonder that I should pay the thief and ask him to take this woman and leave!" 😆
- Subtitle: "She keeps blabbering, she is affected by verbal diarrhea!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "Hey, its the question of one's personality. You look for a chance to do something, I hit a six on every chance!" 😉
- Subtitle: "Today Jhansi ki rani has taken the form of Kaali. She needs a major brain transplant." 😉
- Subtitle: "Hey, there is a limit! You are also ridiculous. Why do you keep saying the same lecture again and again!"
- Subtitle: "You know what, had Mihir married this women instead of your sister, he would have been happier. At least he does not have to listen to your Madrasi blah blahs!" 😆
- Subtitle: "Look at her, the Madrasan got a dress but she is reacting as if she has received the Padmabhushan!" 😆
- Subtitle: "Oye, are you Mihika's He-Man or this place's salesman?" 😆
- Subtitle: "Hey Romi, why don't you explain to her that if a man is married to bitter-gourd's paste how can his taste be sweet?" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "You are going to beauty parlor, that too with this beast? Beauty and the Beast, wow what a combination!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "Considering the type of dancer you are, I feel you will be able to dance only on their third or fourth anniversary. This is not Govinda's dhinchak dance, this is salsa! What? Shocked? Felt the punch? " 😉
- Subtitle: "We can't show art forms like Bharathnatyam every where right? There is a need to entertan people at times. We can't keep it boring always. You will do salsa in sari? Salsa with drumsticks! Uff" 😛
- Subtitle: "Are you dancing or breaking bones? She is not capable of salsa falsa and all. Make her do the bharathnatyam, thadhim thadhim. What was I even thinking, turning Madrasan into Manhattan"! 😆
- Subtitle: "She wasn't the lone participant in the competition right? There were other people right? Oh my god, this is trouble Raman. Why are you trying to be a hero in front of her? Now she will dance better than you and for this lifetime will dance on your head. Jhansi ki rani did things other than lecturing, that to salsa, for four years and won two competitions. Do something man, practice day and night Bhalla only that will do good to you!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "You? Have you donated your eyes? People do it after they die. If you so want to break my back you could have told me, I would gotten you a stick. Why do you come up with new ideas everyday. (to break my back) I thought people walk in the building not run like a blind storm!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "Hey, byeee!? Why did you cut the call so soon? You could have spoken for another three to four years, where am I gonna go? I am gonna keep lying down here!" 😛
- Subtitle: "Can you tell me something? Do you really think that Bala is handsome? My back ache is gone because I have understood your treatment's and choice's class! (which is low)" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "She thinks she is thin, but actually she is a little fat. She is very short, shorter than me. But, she thinks my height is less but in reality it isn't. I measured it once, her neck resembles that of a hen. No, actually it is thin." 😉
- Subtitle: "Oh really, you are going to gift me? You can give me only lectures and trouble, not a gift. Now stop searching for a Genie in a empty jar and concentrate on salsa practice!" 😉
- Subtitle: "You don't like the necklace right? Fine! Do something, put in on your genius brother-in-law's head and then hit your head hard with this box! Stupid Madrasan." 😆
- Subtitle: "See, stop forcing your "our" dreams on me and talk something of use. Oh miss sweet, you are sugar-free, when did I even say I am taking you?" 😆
- Subtitle: "That (lucky) you are indeed. Unlucky is the one standing here. Who said you can think? Don't put to use the things you don't have (her brain)!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "So, all the rascals have finally come under one roof. First it was you and your 6 foot 2 inch boyfriend, now Param has joined the procession as well."
- Subtitle: "Listen, if somebody compliments you don't be overfilled with joy! You might expand so much that you would come bursting right out of this Tomato's peel. What kind of clothes do you wear? Its either Bitter-gourd's peel or Tomato's peel. Think ahead of the vegetables!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "You don't know a thing because from childhood that brain of yours has been missing!" 🤣
- Subtitle: "He is a ripened Tamilian mango, a mimicking parrot. He does only what is told to him. He is totally obedient!" 😆😆
- Subtitle: "Now the Tamilian customers will come to the Punjabi dhabbah. And now bharathnatyam will be done to the Punjabi beats." 😉
- Subtitle: "Baby the trustee of the school that you study in takes blessings from me to this day!"
- Subtitle: "Oh boy, this Tamil film is getting dubbed into Punjabi. She is definitely gonna mess something up. Be alert and safe." 😛
- Subtitle: "When will you learn to shut your mouth up? Have you lost it without a drink?" 😛
- Subtitle: "You are slow when it comes to using the brain, not me. What should I do now? Should I make you climb that tree which gives money, and kill you by pushing you down from it?" 😆
- Subtitle: "I will appreciate you if you are worth it right? Did you listen to my speech? It was thoroughly professional, so much so that had I contested in the elections, I would have become the Chief Minister. But yours, half the Punjab is searching to get me killed! What kind of Punjabi were you speaking? It neither had the correct accent nor the apt words. You mixed sambhar powder in chole bhaturae. It felt as if a Punjabi's whisky got spoiled because somebody mixed coconut water with it. Yuck!" 🤣🤣
- Subtitle: "You have imprinted the books on your brain? If the things imprinted on that brain are not printed on your answer sheets then, that helmet's print will be imprinted to that head of yours!" 🤣🤣
- Subtitle: "Take two or three such phones and sell it, you will become a millionaire overnight! That Madrasan has made a joke of me in my own office. She sent a pink phone, the color of a bubblegum." 😆😆
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