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Well, the singular dream and most awaited moment of many Ishra fangirls was here -- Big C. Basically sex between a fictional couple. But come one it was awesome and does deserve some kos-pints š
Also, this post is dedicated to all the fangurls out there who have ranted, laughed, ooh'ed & aah'ed over ISHRA š¤
To Whomsoever it may Concern:
This is a Public Service Announcement dated 7th of August 2015 issued in the interest of all
parties namely all the phanki's around the world to announce that the much discussed deed has been done.
The two parties concerned have merged their assets into a Joint venture exciting considerable media interest particularly on online forums. It would interest the public to know that heat rise from this merger has resulted in an increase in the stock market (read TRPs). Many exciting reviews complete with images have also been published.
As a result of this merger, in pipeline are exciting new projects with a rough timeline of around 9 months. This timeline might be reduced to 6 months since one of the parties involved is a Punjabi mard.
For further details please refer to the videos on Thwart Tube (which blocks it all) or Devi Maiyya (which is finicky) channels.
-- Issued in the interest of Public Service.
One Wife to another:
Current Wife - Since you weren't one of the phanki's drooling around all day, just wanted to say -- FYI ... WE DID IT.
Helpful Ex - Hallelujah, you mean my reverse therapy worked. Always knew it was legit.
Current Wife - 'course it did. If it wasn't for you egging us on, we still couldn't have done it. CV's can't really negate the top honcho's bestie.
Helpful Ex - Yippee. You were one of my projects you know. How I love to help abla naari's nowadays. But I missed it dammit !!!
Current Wife -- Aww, don't worry about it ... just go online. There are edited & unedited versions available.
Helpful Ex -- Online n all, huh? Woohoo ...you wild girl.
Current Wife -- I know right *giggle*. I just imagined how kinky nerdy Raman & you wud've gotten.
Helpful Ex - So tell me, how was it?
Current Wife - I rated him 2 out of 10.
Helpful Ex - What? Nerdy Raman had better moves than that.
Current Wife - Hmmm...so now that you're helpful n all ...
Helpful Ex - Say no more. Time to use some reverse therapy on Raman Bhalla.
5 signs of a TV Vamp:
1. Eye Makeup - Nothing says a vamp better than dark eye shadow. The darker it is, the bitchier you are.
2. See-through designer sarees - Innovative CV's aspire to use them as a sieve in the "chaand dekho" scenes of Karvachauth. Except that no vamp ever keeps a KC fast, only schemes against it. The woes of desi soap writers.
3. Skimpy blouses - If your dry-cleaner thinks its a piece of handkerchief, you've succeeded. You go Bitch !!!
4. More dark eye makeup - Come on, you can never get 'nuff of it.
5. Luck mightier than anything out there -- How else do all those hare brained schemes work?
No wonder we aren't able to relate to Shagun's doppelganger out there. Seriously CV's, that's no vamp. Where is the real Shaggy?
Consummation wale Pints (ab yeh toh banta hai boss š) :
C - is for the HAWT "C" of Ishra willed by phankis around the world, sizzled by the couple and killed by the actors.
O - is for the "OMG you finally did it" screeches of the Iyer & Bhalla women.
N - is for the 4 am tak wali Night *Haaye* š³
S - is for Sex & its tales. Almost like kiss-n-tell tales of high school, no?
U - is for the Uber sexy morning after scene. Faint. Thud. Dead
M - is for the media hype within Iyer-Bhalla family when it come to sex.
M - is also for the Maternity leave that Ishita needs to apply for. After all, that is the ultimate goal.
A - is for Abstinence that is finally not needed anymore.
T - is for Two -- the rating that one gets when one does it after 7yrs of brahmacharya.
I - is for ISHRA. Seriously, who needs more š (Ok, maybe a little bit logic wouldn't go amiss)
O - is for now Only if Mrs.Bhalla slaps Rinki's brains into place, all would be well.
N - is for the News Flash about Ishra Consummation that's everywhere.
Kostin of the Day:
I know Ishra did it. It was awesome n all. But whatever happened to the Honeymoon trip and loads of lovey dovey moments that were supposed to happen š¤
Also, this post is dedicated to all the fangurls out there who have ranted, laughed, ooh'ed & aah'ed over ISHRA š¤
To Whomsoever it may Concern:
This is a Public Service Announcement dated 7th of August 2015 issued in the interest of all
parties namely all the phanki's around the world to announce that the much discussed deed has been done.
The two parties concerned have merged their assets into a Joint venture exciting considerable media interest particularly on online forums. It would interest the public to know that heat rise from this merger has resulted in an increase in the stock market (read TRPs). Many exciting reviews complete with images have also been published.
As a result of this merger, in pipeline are exciting new projects with a rough timeline of around 9 months. This timeline might be reduced to 6 months since one of the parties involved is a Punjabi mard.
For further details please refer to the videos on Thwart Tube (which blocks it all) or Devi Maiyya (which is finicky) channels.
-- Issued in the interest of Public Service.
One Wife to another:
Current Wife - Since you weren't one of the phanki's drooling around all day, just wanted to say -- FYI ... WE DID IT.
Helpful Ex - Hallelujah, you mean my reverse therapy worked. Always knew it was legit.
Current Wife - 'course it did. If it wasn't for you egging us on, we still couldn't have done it. CV's can't really negate the top honcho's bestie.
Helpful Ex - Yippee. You were one of my projects you know. How I love to help abla naari's nowadays. But I missed it dammit !!!
Current Wife -- Aww, don't worry about it ... just go online. There are edited & unedited versions available.
Helpful Ex -- Online n all, huh? Woohoo ...you wild girl.
Current Wife -- I know right *giggle*. I just imagined how kinky nerdy Raman & you wud've gotten.
Helpful Ex - So tell me, how was it?
Current Wife - I rated him 2 out of 10.
Helpful Ex - What? Nerdy Raman had better moves than that.
Current Wife - Hmmm...so now that you're helpful n all ...
Helpful Ex - Say no more. Time to use some reverse therapy on Raman Bhalla.
5 signs of a TV Vamp:
1. Eye Makeup - Nothing says a vamp better than dark eye shadow. The darker it is, the bitchier you are.
2. See-through designer sarees - Innovative CV's aspire to use them as a sieve in the "chaand dekho" scenes of Karvachauth. Except that no vamp ever keeps a KC fast, only schemes against it. The woes of desi soap writers.
3. Skimpy blouses - If your dry-cleaner thinks its a piece of handkerchief, you've succeeded. You go Bitch !!!
4. More dark eye makeup - Come on, you can never get 'nuff of it.
5. Luck mightier than anything out there -- How else do all those hare brained schemes work?
No wonder we aren't able to relate to Shagun's doppelganger out there. Seriously CV's, that's no vamp. Where is the real Shaggy?
Consummation wale Pints (ab yeh toh banta hai boss š) :
C - is for the HAWT "C" of Ishra willed by phankis around the world, sizzled by the couple and killed by the actors.
O - is for the "OMG you finally did it" screeches of the Iyer & Bhalla women.
N - is for the 4 am tak wali Night *Haaye* š³
S - is for Sex & its tales. Almost like kiss-n-tell tales of high school, no?
U - is for the Uber sexy morning after scene. Faint. Thud. Dead
M - is for the media hype within Iyer-Bhalla family when it come to sex.
M - is also for the Maternity leave that Ishita needs to apply for. After all, that is the ultimate goal.
A - is for Abstinence that is finally not needed anymore.
T - is for Two -- the rating that one gets when one does it after 7yrs of brahmacharya.
I - is for ISHRA. Seriously, who needs more š (Ok, maybe a little bit logic wouldn't go amiss)
O - is for now Only if Mrs.Bhalla slaps Rinki's brains into place, all would be well.
N - is for the News Flash about Ishra Consummation that's everywhere.
Kostin of the Day:
I know Ishra did it. It was awesome n all. But whatever happened to the Honeymoon trip and loads of lovey dovey moments that were supposed to happen š¤
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