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Posted: 17 years ago
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Here are some of the facts..

* He delivers 32 hits in year which none has delivered.
This undoubtedly places him in his own league ahead of
RD, Rehman, Naushad ji etc. As a singer he is a class act.

None has ever revolutionalised the concep of nasal singing

ever in the past. He is a sheer genious in this context.

So as a composer and as a singer he is the
best the industry has ever got. PERIOD.

* He has a 100% success ratio as an actor which even our
Big B can't boast of. Tussar Kapoor who has a 85%
success ratio may come next but our Himesh ji is way
ahead of him too. Hence as an actor he is industry's
all time number ONE. PERIOD.

* As a mentor he has sacrificed his students before and
is expected to do the same this time too. Even
Vishwamitra muni wasn't ready to sacrifice his own
sishya. His disguised appraisal of Raja has got him
back his top position. Hence as a human being he has
the biggest heart and noone ever came close to him.
PERIOD.

* Regarding his cap and jeans he has never been away from
them and as per a close confidant of HR he happens to
take shower and even sleep with his cap on. Never in
the history of mankind man has witnessed this amount
of loyalty. Hence Himesh ji is the most loyal human
being to have ever walked this planet.

* 'TADAP', 'EHSAAS', 'MAA', 'ROTI', 'MEHNAT', 'SACHHAI'
'MINDBLOWING', 'FANTASTIC', 'PYAAR', 'JANTA',
'SARASWATI', 'KAMAAL' etc etc. No poet or writer has
even been able to to use these novel words as
judiciously in their entire lifetime as our Himesh ji
has done in just a few months. Hence it is regardless
of all doubts that he is a literary genious. Again the
world has ever seen. PERIOD.

* See that looks below the cap. It will give Tom Cruise
and Brad Pitt a run for their money. He will
undoubtedly be touted as the world's most handsome man.
Now try to observe closely those flesh popping out of
that deep-neck tee-shirt. They are extremely unique and
highly elastic in nature. As the neck goes deeper they
are gonna get pumped on their own and trust me in his
undies he can lift Arnie or Ronnie Colemann in one
hand. Considering his chest itself we can conclude that
he is a direct decendant of the great Hercules.
Bottomline...Himesh ji has the best physique and is
training John and Salman these days.

* Our legendary Himesh ji has the uncanny ability to
dictate any situation and has the natural ability to
motivate people around him with his oratory skills. He
has proved this by pocketing the most resilient Ismail
ji and once again proved it by making Vishal ji change
his stance today. His mic snatching ability proves how
eager and responsive he is towards motivating the
people around him and we all salute him for that. He
has single handedly sky rocketed the Sa re ga ma TRP
to a level which soaps like Desparate House wives can
only dream of. So our loving and daring Himesh ji is
greatest leader in the history of the planet miles
ahead of Hitler or Bin Laden.

With all these points i want to prove that whatever you fols about our great Himesh ji..he will contintue to be a prophet of music and love whereever he goes and no force on this earth can ever pull him down. He is the greatest in the history of mankind.

I pray in the name of God that Saraswati mata was not on my fingers when i typed them.

A healthy debate is always welcome...

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Posted: 17 years ago
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This is quite funny .....especially the last couple of points... 😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 ..
thanks for all the information..
he was acting like the missing link on eolutionary ladder according to me. now on, i will acknowldge him being an accomplished one 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: mermaid_QT

😆 ..
thanks for all the information..
he was acting like the missing link on eolutionary ladder according to me. now on, i will acknowldge him being an accomplished one 😊

Bobbys helmet Bowler hat Captains cap Christmas hat Comedy Viking Horned Helmet Crash helmet Crown Davy Crockett cap Deerstalker U.S. Navy dixie cup cap Engineers cap Grey fedora Fez Flying helmet French Foreign Legion kepi Glengarry Jesters hat Kalpak from Kyrgyzstan Kettle hat Leprechauns hat Mariachi hat Mortarboard Feathered musketeers hat Nightcap Mayflower Pilgrims hat Pirate hat Pork pie hat Robin Hood hat Medieval sallet Sinterklaas mitre Ski hat Smoking cap Solar topee Sombrero Souwester Stetson Sunhat Tall knitted hat Tam oshanter Top hat Thunderbirds hat Ushanka Wizardly hat Viking Helmet Red woolly hat

Were you looking for them???

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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆

Our old deep is back with a bang.


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Posted: 17 years ago
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LOL deepboy! these are cute 😳
66567 thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
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LMAO..👏...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..sooo funnyyyyy..
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: apparaohoare

😆

Our old deep is back with a bang.


Now don't laugh...prove me wrong and i will accept that Himesh ji is second to someone...

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Meena1

LMAO..👏...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..sooo funnyyyyy..

Noo these are not funny...these is the truth..people are inferior compared to the greatness of Himesh ji..thats why they bad mouth him... they call him bald..

Cummon..look at the hair that pops out of that cap...such silky texture and great length...he is so humble ..so he hides the rest beneath his cap.. Now please accept that fact.

66567 thumbnail
Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: deepboy

Noo these are not funny...these is the truth..people are inferior compared to the greatness of Himesh ji..thats why they bad mouth him... they call him bald..

Cummon..look at the hair that pops out of that cap...such silky texture and great length...he is so humble ..so he hides the rest beneath his cap.. Now please accept that fact.

LMAO.. his hair are silkier than mine..😭... 😆

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