Happy Birthday, JyoBear (Jyoti06)!

Jyoti wakes up rubbing her eyes and in a minute she is frantically searching around for the newspaper and finally she finds it. Talking to herself: Yes here it is and I hope this advertisement gets me chance to adopt more children as mujh me MAA Ka MAMATA KUT KUT ke bhara huwa hai and she feels proud of herself.

Looking at the newspaper advert, Jyoti goes back in the past where she first started adopting .

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Hoshiyarpur Village

Jyo and her friend Deepz, started one find day from Mumbai to Hoshiyarpur, after inquiring address here and there, they finally reached Hoshiyarpur in Punjab, where Jyo's eyes fell on the macho muscled man, Mann Singh Khurana, the lead of the show Geet, Jyo on seeing MSK, her maa ki mamta wanted to adopt him, take care of him and defend and protect him from the evilness of the world.

Gurmeet C, has the perfect body, intense eyes, the abs, biceps, hair, seeing all these she adopted him officially as her first beta, on the other hand her bestie Deepz, phekoed her dil on Jyo's newly adopted beta there by leading to Deepz and Jyo as one of the most coolest Saas Bahu jodi here...

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Jyo: Sigh my bahu, my beta ❤️

she , once again checks the advertisement and texts Deepz to meet her at the specified location in the next 2 hours.

Deepz and Jyo reach a building which looked more like a corporate structure and not a mall.

Deepz nods seeing the name of the building "KonMaa Bhavan", "wish it was Kokila Modi Bhavan rather", mutters her

Jyo: bahu chalein andhar

Deepz: ohh god not again (under her breath), haan Saasuma why not, my devars and nanands must be waiting for you na. *mock tone*

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They walk towards the elevators in the lobby.

Jyo and Deepz walk into a palatial space of SP/LifeOk/StarOne decorated in Red and White on Level 1 of the building

Deepz: Sigh ❤️ this is where I would have found my woh, if not in Hoshiyarpur 🤪

Hinz, who is the manager of this branch here, leads Jyo and Deepz towards, various available options.

Hinz: Maam, this the latest one in the market, very popular, shows them Arjun/Aham of DYM

Deepz: that's mine *bites her tongue*

Saasuma Jyo glares at her

Hinz, shows them Denimsa, Munnasa and Ahem dikra, who are the perfect beta material in this level.

Jyo mental checks her checklist,

Deepz: No saasuma these are not worth to be my devars

Jyo glares at Deepz and later split into laughter, confusing Hinz😕

Hinz: Maam, this one is worth a million dollars, any maa would want to have him as her beta

Jyo looks at him, her maa ki mamta screams out, an instant maa-beta connection developed there ❤️

Deepz looks at Jyo and they both agree and Jyo adopts Apurva Agnihotri/Vikram of Ajeeb Daastan Hain Yeh

Hinz is confused with their expressions and reactions, but is glad she made a deal ⭐️Jyo and Deepz leave after completing all the formalities .

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Few minutes later they are welcomed by Simz into the Zee Zone on level 2, aahh the blue and white interiors, uber cool

Simz : Maam these are the newest and youngest ones around and shows all male leads of zee ranging from Aahil to Sid to Abhi, Purab

Deepz : looks around as if not interested, Jyo mentally cross checks and walks past them rejecting all in one go.

Deepz runs towards Jalal, she wants him as her Devar, Jyo looks at him, his eyes, his arms, biceps, abs "perfect to be my beta" , Simz is happy for the deal , the saas bahu duo look uber excited in the new adoption who perfectly fits the checklist .

Simz wishes them good luck and assures that she would call, when they get new stock

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Poo looking at them takes them to one particular section, which she assumed are best for Jyo and shows them the likes of Ram Kapoor, Neil Khanna and ACP Pradhyuman.

Deepz frowns and narrows her brows at Poo,

Jyo: from which angle do they look like my bete, they are of my baap's age, wonder who made you the manager here and scoffs

Poo, after getting done with her share of annoying a customer for the day, shows them the likes of Kabir/Rejeev and Harshad/Sahir... Jyo and Deepz look at each other and are mightily impressed by Kabir and Sahir deep intense eyes, their body, their charming personality and both say "YES" at once.

Poo winks to herself and closes the deal and bids them adieu

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Deepz: this is enough saasuma for today

Jyo glares at Deepz and walks past a baffled Munni

Jyo comes to a stop when she feels a telepathic connection and looks in the direction of Paro/Sanaya, Gautam and Gauhar Khan, "Sooraj kab door gagan se,..." bg music fills the air for Jyo , she is overwhelmed on seeing them, her eyes well up.

Deepz, mutters, yeah whatever, waise bhi I am not Parvati babhi to remember infinite number of devars and nanands *yawns*

Munni feels accomplished making 3 deals in one go 😎

Jyo is happy and excited with all her new betas and betis and is tired enough, so she wants to go home with her betas, betis and pamper and feed them "maa kay haath ka khaana" sumptuously ❤️

Deepz who has other plans, requests her to go to the next level, just for "window shopping " style. Jyo, though a saas is a more like Maa for Deepz, so couldn't refuse her.

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Jyo: Aah the last level and after this we are going home

Deepz: No one will keep you here forever *looks other side* to avoid Jyo.
When they were walking in, Jyo feels someone called her "Maaa" she looks around to notice Deepika Padukone, lovingly staring at Jyo, and that one look made Deepika as Jyo's beti, "Meri betiii" Deepz looks at Jyo and Deepika and nods, "will she ever get over it "
Melz leads, an already tired Deepz and Jyo with a warm smile into the very ultra modern Bollywood Zone.
Melz: Mam this is the BEST we have, one in a MILLION and brings out Amir Khan to introduce to Jyo.
Jyo in an agitated tone: "Call your boss, right now, I want to throw him out for giving job to people like you .. who do you think he is that I have to adopt him... he is my WOH !!!
the lights go off, a small candle light appears nearing from the other side of the room, Jyo is confused, Deepz and Melz are excited, the candle light is now at the center of the room, BOOM the entire building lights up, the fireworks go off atop the building, transmitted on the huge plasma screens on all levels...

shouted all her new adopted betas/betis, Amir, Deepz, Melz, Poo, Simz, Hinz, Jillu and Munni and later when Jyo cuts the cakes and kick starts the party which continues into the wee hours with all her favorite numbers and favorite food and drinks 🥳

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Jyo/Upmaa/Daalma 🤗 we all LOVE you and Wish you a very
Happy Wala Birthday !!!

On this special day, i wish you all the very best,

all the joy you can ever have and

may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come!

May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Next day, Jyo and Deepz discuss about the party and a brilliant idea props up in Jyo's mind,

Jyo: "Achcha bahu suno, I was thinking of writing a book about all my virtual beta/betis, about this birthday and about everything which interests me.

Deepz deep in thoughts...

Jyo: What do you think Bahu ?

Deepz does some calculations, if Jyo gives her time to writing, her hours will be cut short on tv and no more adoptions and she better write a book

Deepz comes out of calculative zone: BRILLIANT saasuma, it would be the best seller I tell you urmm.

Jyo(under her breath):I know you, but you donno me, I am your saas, I will give you a checkmate where you will do my writing job, I will watch my shows *BAHHAHAHAHA* laughs in her mind 😎

Both decide to take on each other.

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...next day Jyo drafts and sends a letter to the Silk Publishing House, titled

Jyo's Musings - Mamta se ConTa tak ka safar

To

The Editor,

Silk Publishing house

Balaji Galli, Mumbai

Dear Silk Ji,

I am popularly known as Jyo Maa/Dee (As preferred), infamous for my adoptions of both Beta and Betis from different shows. During this life span of being a foster mother and writing ESSAYS on my adopted children Ki Pyaar, Ishq, Mohabbat, Shaddi, and Ishhh, I have gained immense experience in dissecting, reflecting, analysing or simply say writing in all of this genres.

This Book "Jyo's musing- Mamta se Conta tak ka safar" is inspired rom my Life. I being a mother of many adopted kids and watching all the Ishhh sides of them on TV shows, have decided to fulfil my desires of being a writer through this book. This book includes all the things that one should know during adoption phase, children's relationship phase, courting phase, pulling and pushing phase, marriage phase and finally after a long wait their Ishhh and Con phase.

I know you are a very busy person Silk ji, so without taking much of your time, I would like to request you to please publish my book under your publishing house. I do realise that I have not attached my whole book on this letter, but since I am a FAN of Amir Khan and believe in giving DEMOS. Please check the trailer of my book in the VM below.

Jyo's musing- Mamta se Conta tak ka safar

https://youtu.be/8Jvz8RTC1PY

I will bring a copy of my writing once you agree to meet me. Please do think on my side as it is my Birthday today and my Dil-e-Khawish to publish my "Mamta Se ConTa tak ka Safar" ,errr Jyo's musing in the front of this title. I hope you like the VM and the songs selection too.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Yours Sincerely

World's Gretaest Foster Mom

Jyoti

Jyoti06@eye.f.com/CMZee