Posted on: 12 Sept
Hi There, lovely human beings,
I am back, the episodes are getting only better, and i am loving the current track, there were so many things that need my attention, but most important was "Rupa ki banyaan (vest) will enlighten you more on that but lets go with the sequence of events.
Daru peena se liver sarr jata ha,, and RK's biwi knows it,, so she cared to empty all the bottles into balties Buckets full of liquor doesnt it sound sexy? imagine HALKAT jawani song... . and that balti which carries a very size-zero-jawan, Bebo to the haired tharkeys of that song, just imagine an ample errr perfect sized madhu standing in the daru se bhari balti and doing the signature HALKAT jawani step (which looks like she wants to scratch an itchy spot on her back, where her hands cant reach) and RK empties the buckets in bath tub adds a little of LUX -shower gel (to promote the sponsors) and BHAAAM!!!!! throws biwi in the bath tub and joins her seconds later, *cupid shonuu retrieves all the foam from the bath tub, proving both a direct view to their HALKAT jawanies *end of the dirty dreaming* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok in the whole scene i kept on waiting for RK to stop biwi from bahaying daru ki nadi, but he kinda enjoyed it...
the Anatomy-Physiology,
bloody hell,they are freaks, yesterday he asked "biwi chest pe left side pe kya hota ha?" and for me the answer was "wohi jo right side pe bhi hota ha" and then he clarifies saying chota sa and this a that, to day MB asked pet mein 1 KG ka kya hotaha? lets not discuss what i thought but is this how things gonna happen btw them? SR pe bhi puch rahe hongay, "biwi, towards the lower abdomen, outside the body, kya hota ha"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and biwi would reply "legs HONEY! 🤣🤣🤣 and he would say ok massage them ... sab samjhana pade ga inko 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PS: he asked for a glass of milk, with a naughty smile playing on his otherwise smirking face, what was that for? was it shagun ka doodh grooms take before suhaag raat? and pray to God for the strength and stamina to satisfy the opposite party? 🤣🤣🤣
and those dialogues? mil ker haq aur farz nibhate hain? no prize for guessing what i gathered by those dialogues, it reminded me of the song, sathi sath nibhana, ek akela thak jae ga , mil ker hath batana 🤣🤣🤣 but all we got to see was Poor and abla Rupa ki banyaan? 😭 i seriously condemn that act... why did he wear that rupa ki banyan? what that poor woman would be wearing? and doesnt he know? "Na pants ki seema ho, na banyaan ka ho bandhan, jab tharak kare koi, toh dikhaye kewal tann" 🤣🤣🤣 the scene could have been way better if he would return rupa's things to the lady and then ask for a full-back massage.. btw while giving him that massage, madhu had expressions like she was getting a massage from him
Kamolika of KZK ki aatma and nani of uttaran ka shareer will be so proud to see tonight's dukhi baap act of kukku jee, i really liked when RK told madhu not to mess with him at the moment, and his fake threats of LOVE ,,, we know it already, both are good for only posing and not exposing 🤣🤣🤣
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Thappad se der nhi lagta biwi, chuma se lagta ha
Posted on: 17th Sept
*ahem ahem*
*cough cough*
Hi, there human beings,
so i am back with my delayed response syndrome,
i guess madhu did actually try to make things work between her and RK, the way she told RK's mom that see even i cant change him, means somewhere in her heart she hoped that, may be ,we get snowfall in June, and Rk accepts her as wifey, and we knw the hints she dropped
1,she called him an animal, (hoping for some WILD action from patidev)
2, she claimed wifely rights,
3,she,very indirectly inquired about his organs, by asking about liver, (just to know, besides dil, aaur kya kya missing ha?
4, she tried to change his drinking habits, from daru to milk,
5. didnt move an inch when he threatened to kiss her in public, 😆
and hubby dearest left her high and dry, ulta apni tareef chipka ke chala gaya, "biwi!, you do not worth my keees" 🤣
Like Bebo says in "Jab we met"...Main apni favourite hon, ... wesa hi RK bhi Apna favourite ha... 🤣
i am afraid of the times when they will fall in love and marry for real, what kinda SR that would be,
let my imaginations go WILd... 🤣 RK will undo MB's veil, and will say "OMG what a site? and he will say this for his OWN beauty 🤣🤣🤣 like " i can see myself in your eyes,BIWI, and i look so handsome and dashing" how lucky you are biwi? 🤣🤣🤣then he will take her hand in his, would lean a little and drop a kiss on his OWN hand saying how smooth and fair they are? 🤣🤣🤣 then after spending good two hours on caressing and fondling his own features, he would order biwi to undress HIM 🤣🤣🤣(koi issko fair & handsome, amul macho, axe deo (falling angles wala), manforce err wrong entry Raymond suiting, ke ads mein loh, plsss he is too hot ) ☺️
then, when biwi would undress him,he will explain her about the great luck she has, and will give her paint, brushes and canvas, to paint him in a Titanic inspired posture, 🤣🤣🤣 saying "this is the once in a life time opportunity biwi, capture this moment on the canvas, and cherish it forever, paint me biwi.. 🤣🤣
PS: yeh jism pyar kerna nhi janta 🤣🤣
for he knows that he is a God's gift to womankind, but isnt it a noble cause to give this world, do char chote chote RK, come on RK , thodi si mehnat, thoda sa paseena etc etc baha do so future generations ka bhi kuch bhala ho jae ... 😉
and i am sure if he would be present with madhu on the time of delivery, instead of pacifying her he would be asking her, how does it feel to deliver RK's baby? and doctor ko bole ga, how lucky you are to have a chance conduct RK's baby's delivery ?🤣🤣🤣
Alright enough of the hasi mazak, i hope they develop some feelings for each other in the current track, because i do have a faith in bad weather, for bringing people closer .. statics says 60% of K-show's illegitimate children are because of bad-weather, and 40% of them are the result of mistakes made because of daru desi , here i dont want themt o go all the way, but at least develop a little respect for each other...
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weigh kiya, ab measure karo sajna
Posted on: 20th Sept
Hi Humans
we saw another side of RK, soft, tender (mind you we are talking about his personality) and caring, right from saving her from falling in the water and get electrocuted, to that foot massage to kapre utaro/charhao andulan, he was sooo sweet that the last three episodes were life threatening for diabetic patients, but is the sweetness enough? i mean there are certain needs of a married woman, that he needs to understand, if not fulfilling...
bad weather, alone time, noone to interrupt ,and a wet wifey, itne mein toh bobby darling bhi arouse hojati/jata and still all he asked for was a foot? ROFL "biwi mujha apna pair do"while she was willing to give so much more and then further discouraged her by telling"main free mein nhi kerta, bohat paisa leta hon" i mean for acting 🤣🤣🤣 well we know "banjar ha sab banjar ha, hum dhondne jab LIPLOCK chale" ok we can assume RK being a vegetarian cant keess but what about the hug? again no response? ulta he parted from her and i thought he would say, "main iske bhi paisa leta hon biwi, pehle 40 lakh do phir new deal start kaein gay" just imagine RK withdrawing himself in the middle of something telling her "itne paison mein itna-ich mile ga" 🤣 🤣🤣
i expected them to have a few "sarkayleo khatiya jada lage" moments or in lamhon ke daman mein pakeeza(or otherwise) se rishte hain, but we got what? "thode, bheegay bheegay se thode nam hain hum, kal se soye woye bhi toh kum hain hum" and that was for mummy,, they gave the same Morning after expressions and description to radha jee, jo humare baki shows ke hopelessly in love, romance deprived couples give that too after making love err baby err amends in some deserted place ,,, but they just had a nursery kids type sleep over and mommy daddy ko apni jawani ke din yaad dila diye 🤣🤣🤣 and and and, when sasu maa asked why are you searching for madhu at this late hour, i was waiting and waiting for him to give a fitting reply to sasumaa like " you better know why does a hubby want to see his wifey at night? or simply saying "kyonke raat to main non-veg khata hon etc " 🤣
and biwi is sooo smitten by hubby dearest, kahin bhi chuay, kabhi bhi uthaye, chahe toh kuch utaar ke le jae, she was open for any adventure, and when she wanted him to do hathon se manmani and not just seko his eyes, he was probably comparing his complexion with hers in that dori wala scene, and after all that Gentleman act i am expecting MB to never call him a Janwar again, least does she know, janwar ne kaat liya toh 9 months tak swelling nhi jae gi 🤣🤣🤣
PS: after that raat bhar mehnat kerke thake haare, sukhi pati-patni act of RK-MB infront of Paddy she must be assuming madhu to be very happy with RK, so may be she would want rk to purchase Trishna too 4, 5 lakh mein and Roma sath mein free 🤣🤣 and is this "main badi hoke vamp banon gi" lady sikky's wife? and is RK's GF actually coming or its only mukku's re-entry with a sex-change surgery 🤣🤣🤣
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A bhabhi with NEED, is an ITEM indeed
Posted on: 26th Sept
Hi, there fellow humans
Finally sher ko sawa-sher-ni mil he gayi...woh bhi tailor made for him prepared by the essence of Sunny leone and Shakti kapoor... confirms every thought related to RK's second hand jawani, if RK is bhawron ke college ka professor then the lady is menekaon ki university ki "vice-chancellor" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But pardon her for being so despo, for she could never get Pati ka pyar... on her suhag raat sikky looser did not love her the way or ways she deserved, her only mistake was to ask for a hot SR and sikky loser poured the whole glass of warm milk on her head to make it a hot one ...and then when she told him to do something thats makes her scream the whole night he banged a vase against her head and she screamed all night 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it was then, this pyasi aatma decided to give people suhaagraat ki khushiyan by decorating their beds 🤣🤣 and in a desperation to do so she never cared for the age, sex , marital status and sizes of the couples,..🤣🤣🤣 and it didnt stop there she even did it for animal couples.. like whenever she saw animals doing ASHLEEL things in open she took them home and fetched them a flower decorated bed and room🤣🤣🤣
God knows why yeh Dipz doodh leke RK ke peecha padi ha,but seeing her with the glass of milk RK had an expression like "Aj mujha doodh de rahi ha kal mera juice nikale gi" 🤣🤣 I can imagine him waking up groaning in the middle of the night and telling biwi "biwi tumara hath mere upar ha" and i only kept it on your tummy so you dont get chummy .. hands off biwi 🤣🤣 and then sees biwi having both her hands under her head he groans"bittu jee aaj mood nhi ha now leave" and there shows up Dipz from the side and shows him oil to give him a HEAD massage 🤣🤣🤣 RK tells her to leave or else his biwi will wake up or sikky would know about her being here, she tells him that how could she resist when he sleeps shirtless? dont forget we have a tann ka rishta, so my tann knows what you tann is doing 🤣🤣 and dont worry sikky is watching some potency enhancement medicine's ad show 🤣🤣 and then he will be kissing the pillow i placed on my side of bed 🤣🤣🤣 a shocked RK asks, "but pillow ke toh lips nhi hote" Dips will reply " Sikky also does have that you HAVE" 🤣🤣🤣 so its fair and he cant make a note of things around him when he is high, once he smooched a buffalo when we went to farmhouse 🤣🤣 MB wakes up to save pati...
then RK will wake up madhu.. "utho biwi, i need to pee" mere sath chalo biwi, or else Dipali would know if i took off any piece of cloth 🤣🤣 and what do you think MB will do when she'll know about this apavitra prem katha? she might just feel for Dipz and dipz would suggest to share ... Monday mine, tuseday yours, wed mine,thurs yours, fri mine sat yours and Sunday? 😕 and eavesdropping bittu jee will sing "Ghareebo ki suno, woh tumari sune ga , tum ek RK share karo gay, woh 10 chote RK dega" 🤣🤣🤣
PS: i love Dipz
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