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Posted: 17 years ago
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This is just a fun topic. All the content in this post is my imagination and has no relation with reality at all. Please read it from that perspective only.

A live commentary on SRGMP episode shooting:

Okay lijiye ye aa gaye hain, chhoti umra me badi ladkiyo ko impress karne waale Aditya Narayan ji, show ko host karne ke liye..Apne balo ko jhatak ke mike leke khade hain, Aur rati hui script bol rahe hain..welcome back..to SRGMP C2007, Sangeet ka pratham PremYudhh oopss Vishwa Yuddh..

Udhar HR ne Ismail ke ungli ki aur poocha ki kal raat kya khaya tha..Ismal sirf smile kar rahe hain aur kuchh nahi bol rahe hain..HR ungli pe ungli kiye ja rahe hain…Akhir Ismail ne bol hi diya..kal raat unke ghar Roti aayi thi (thanks to Himesh)..Himesh ne apne oopar ke 3 button khol liye hain aur side pose me adjust kar rahe hain…

Arre ye Globe of fortune ko kya hua…. Ye baar baar Himesh ka muh kyu dikha raha hai is week ke out hone waale contestant ki jagah…Ohh..kisine sharat ki hai saari fotos Himehs ki laga di hai..Shooting ruk gayi hai..Himesh upset ho gaye hain..Wo kah rahe hain..Pyar ke bare me mai baatein karta rahunga..chahe kuchh ho jaye…pyar to pyar hai..aur unhone fir pyar ka bhashan shuru kar diya hai..Director ne turant camera on karwa diya hai taaki ye record kiya ja sake…

Ohh..ye kya hua …Aneek ko vomiting ho gayi hai..wo kah raha hai ki HR sir please ab overdose ho gayi hai aur pyar ki roti nahi kha sakta..Par HR khilaye ja rahe hain…thoos thoos ke khila rahe hain…Ismail ne unka haath rokne ki koshish ki par Bhappi bich me aa gaye hain aur bol rahe hain..Mera Mouli ko bhookha rakh key aha se out karwaya Himesh ye tum thik nahi kiya…Himehs ne Ismail ka haath jhatak diya hai aur kah rahe hain ki mujhe Aneek ke ghar me roti chahiye aur wo mai de ke rahunga…

Udhar Poonam ne gaana shuru kiya hai lekin koi sun hi nahi raha hai, bas VS taali baja rahe hain..arre ye HR ekdum se yaha bhi phuch gaye…Aur ye kya wo Rishto ki buniyad ko pakka karne ke liye cement laye hain aur cement dal rahe hain..Poonam mana kar rahi hai par wo use uski maa ki photo dikhaye ja rahe hain aur cement dale ja rahe hain..cement se Poonam ke pair jam gaye hain...Poonam rone lagi hain..aur daya ki vinti kar rahi hain..Vishal ko gussa aa gaya hai..aur unhone mic ukhad liya hai..arre wo mic leke daud rahe hain bich me Shekhar aa gaye hain kisi tarah samjha rahe hain..Raja ne mauka dekh ke gaana shuru kar diya hai..wo bechara bahut dara hua lag raha hai….Gana band hone se pahle hi HR ji shuru ho gaye hain..Raja ko apni galti samajh nahi aa yi hai..Raja ne HR ko challenge kar diya hai ki khud gake dikhao…Par Bhappi Da pahle hi shuru ho gaye hain…aur wo gaate ja rahe hain…wo chup nahi ho rahe hain…sabne haath jod liye hain par Bhappi Da gaye ja rahe hain…pyar manga hai tumhi se..bas yahi rate ja rahe hain…Director ne jaldi se bobby darling ko bula liya hai aur Bhappi da ko bol rahe hain isse le lo..Bhappi da ab shant ho gaye hain..Aur wo marks de rahe hain..ye kya wo Raja se bol rahe hain Maiyya Maiyya gake dikhao to mane hum…..Udhar Himesh bole ja rahe hain…unke muh se jhaag nikalne lagi hai..apr wo bole ja rahe hain…unhe kursi se bandh diya gaya hai par wok ah rahe hain ki mere bachhe ko le aao mai uske bina nahi rah sakta…

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Posted: 17 years ago
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🤣 🤣 🤣 plz plz resume it
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Martand

A live commentary on SRGMP episode shooting:

Okay lijiye ye aa gaye hain, chhoti umra me badi ladkiyo ko impress karne waale Aditya Narayan ji, show ko host karne ke liye..Apne balo ko jhatak ke mike leke khade hain, Aur rati hui script bol rahe hain..welcome back..to SRGMP C2007, Sangeet ka pratham PremYudhh oopss Vishwa Yuddh..

Udhar HR ne Ismail ke ungli ki aur poocha ki kal raat kya khaya tha..Ismal sirf smile kar rahe hain aur kuchh nahi bol rahe hain..HR ungli pe ungli kiye ja rahe hain…Akhir Ismail ne bol hi diya..kal raat unke ghar Roti aayi thi (thanks to Himesh)..Himesh ne apne oopar ke 3 button khol liye hain aur side pose me adjust kar rahe hain…

Arre ye Globe of fortune ko kya hua…. Ye baar baar Himesh ka muh kyu dikha raha hai is week ke out hone waale contestant ki jagah…Ohh..kisine sharat ki hai saari fotos Himehs ki laga di hai..Shooting ruk gayi hai..Himesh upset ho gaye hain..Wo kah rahe hain..Pyar ke bare me mai baatein karta rahunga..chahe kuchh ho jaye…pyar to pyar hai..aur unhone fir pyar ka bhashan shuru kar diya hai..Director ne turant camera on karwa diya hai taaki ye record kiya ja sake…

Ohh..Shit ye kya hua …Aneek ko vomiting ho gayi hai..wo kah raha hai ki HR sir please ab overdose ho gayi hai aur pyar ki roti nahi kha sakta..Par HR khilaye ja rahe hain…thoos thoos ke khila rahe hain…Ismail ne unka haath rokne ki koshish ki par Bhappi bich me aa gaye hain aur bol rahe hain..Mera Mouli ko bhookha rakh key aha se out karwaya Himesh ye tum thik nahi kiya…Himehs ne Ismail ka haath jhatak diya hai aur kah rahe hain ki mujhe Aneek ke ghar me roti chahiye aur wo mai de ke rahunga…

Udhar Poonam ne gaana shuru kiya hai lekin koi sun hi nahi raha hai, bas VS taali baja rahe hain..arre ye HR ekdum se yaha bhi phuch gaye…Aur ye kya wo Rishto ki buniyad ko pakka karne ke liye cement laye hain aur cement dal rahe hain..Poonam mana kar rahi hai par wo use uski maa ki photo dikhaye ja rahe hain aur cement dale ja rahe hain..cement se Poonam ke pair jam gaye hain...Poonam rone lagi hain..aur daya ki vinti kar rahi hain..Vishal ko gussa aa gaya hai..aur unhone mic ukhad liya hai..arre wo mic leke daud rahe hain bich me Shekhar aa gaye hain kisi tarah samjha rahe hain..Raja ne mauka dekh ke gaana shuru kar diya hai..wo bechara bahut dara hua lag raha hai….Gana band hone se pahle hi HR ji shuru ho gaye hain..Raja ko apni galti samajh nahi aa yi hai..Raja ne HR ko challenge kar diya hai ki khud gake dikhao…Par Bhappi Da pahle hi shuru ho gaye hain…aur wo gaate ja rahe hain…wo chup nahi ho rahe hain…sabne haath jod liye hain par Bhappi Da gaye ja rahe hain…pyar manga hai tumhi se..bas yahi rate ja rahe hain…Director ne jaldi se bobby darling ko bula liya hai aur Bhappi da ko bol rahe hain isse le lo..Bhappi da ab shant ho gaye hain..Aur wo marks de rahe hain..ye kya wo Raja se bol rahe hain Maiyya Maiyya gake dikhao to mane hum…..Udhar Himesh bole ja rahe hain…unke muh se jhaag nikalne lagi hai..apr wo bole ja rahe hain…unhe kursi se bandh diya gaya hai par wok ah rahe hain ki mere bachhe ko le aao mai uske bina nahi rah sakta…

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Posted: 17 years ago
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hillarious 😊 😊 please resume it asap 😊 😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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thanks...

Shooting resumed..

HR maan gaye hain ki wo 10 minute tak chup rahenge..Par director ne unke pair kholne ke liye fir bhi mana kar diya hai. Aditya ek viewer se pooch rahe hain do you want to kiss me, ek ke saath ek free ka offer bhi de rahe hain..ladkiyo ne mana kar diya hai ..arre ek ladki man gayi hai par wo adi ko achi nahi lagi isliye idea cancel ho gaya hai..Aditya ne fir se announcement ki hai- Welcome Back...

Oh my god ye kya ..welcome back sun ke Mouli wapas aa gayi hain..Bhappi da emotional ho gaye hain aur gaane lage hain "Aana Jaana Laga Rahega..Mussarat Jayega..Mouli Aayega...." Mouli ko samjhaya ja raha hai ki ye to phrase haiaap ko nahi bulaya gaya tha...Ye Sumedha kaha ja rahi hain..arre wo to Aneek ko gudgudi kar rahi hain..Aneek uchhal rahe hain aur gaane lage hain Dil ka mamla hai dilbar..HR rone lage hai khushi se shayad..ohh..unke lips fat gaye hain to dard se rone lage hain..Unhe Lip Balm kiya ja raha hai...

Ismail Darbar ne paan khake thook diya hai aur galti se kuchh chhite Himesh ki chest pe gir gaye hain...Director ne request ki hai ki HR ji please ab to button band kar lijiye pa HR nahi man rahe hain..Unhe ek idea aa gaya hai aur wo ab nayi kahani suna rahe hain..Unka Dil khoon ke aansu ro raha hai..kyuki rishto ki buniyad kamzor hone lagi thi aur prem kahani ke bich me bhaiyya duj aa gayi thi...

HR ne fir se bolna shuru kar diya hai..aur bole ja rahe hain...Vishal gusse me gurra rahe hain- Cut the crap ji chahta hai jaan se mar du..gurrr...

Shekhar baithe baithe sharma gaye hain shayad unhe kisi admirer ka dhyan aa gaya hai..... Arre ye naai kya kar raha hai set pe.Director Saab ne Naai se kaha hai ki Amanat ke baal bade ho gaye hain..Amanat bhaag rahe hain par 2 mustando ne unhe pakad liya hai..bahut bedardi se unke baal kaat daale hai aur sarso ka tel laga ke khade kar diye hain..Amanat ro rahe hain..Wo kah rahe hain..Raja ke kyu nahi kat te uske baal to Zakir Hussein se bade ho gaye hain...Adi samjha rahe hain ki yahi latest fashion hai...


to be contd..

Edited by Martand - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 ..man u r damn funny...very nice
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Aur ye lijiye, aa gaye hain is baar ke celebrity guest. Salman Khan aur Sohail Khan oopss…sorry Lara Dutta.. Bhauppi Da pair chhoo rahe hain Salman ke par ye kya Salman ne Bhauppi Da ka shirt faad diya hai..Aur Bhauppi Da kah rahe hain ki Salman tum homara saubse feborit hai..mai tumhare liye yahi kahunga ki- Chira meriiii…. Shsirt ko tum…

Salman baith gaye hain aur Lara ko niche bitha diya hai ..Salman kah rahe hain ki Jab mai hota hu to sirf mai hota hu..Himesh ne kursi pichhe karli hai aur Salman se chhupne ki koshish kar rahe hain..

Aditya ne Amanat se stage pe aane ko kaha hai par Amanat mana kar rahe hain..wo apne sir pe Press karwa rahe hain taaki unke baal baith jaye par baal baith hi nahi rahe hain…

Raja ne gaana shuru kiya hai –
Mai to achha bhala ga raha tha..
Soulful Singing suna riya tha…
Tujhko Mirchi Lagi to mai kya karu…

Himesh chillane lage hain ki Sur gadbad hai..par Salman ne unki naak band kardi hai aur kah rahe hain ab tu gaake dikha yahi gana..Himesh ne maafi mangi hai pahli baar…aur wo Salman ko thodi cement de rahe hain…Wo request kar rahe hain ki please rishto ki buniyad ko mazboot kar lijiye..Salman ne mana kar diya hai aur bol rahe hain ki tera gaana sun-sun ke SRK ki body pak gayi hai..ab mujhe kaun puchhega..

Raja ko Himesh ne 7 marks diye hain par wo Raja se maafi mang rahe hain.. wok ah rahe hain kit um bekaar gate ho mujhe maaf kardo..tum achha perform nahi kar paa rahe ho mujhe maaf kardo…Unhone apne bade dil ko button khol ki dikhaya hai aura bol rahe hain Janta please Raja ko vote karein ye achha nahi hai fir bhi karein… Vishal ne hunter nikal liya hai..Par Shekhar ne unke haath pakad liye hain..
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Martand

A live commentary on SRGMP episode shooting:

Okay lijiye ye aa gaye hain, chhoti umra me badi ladkiyo ko impress karne waale Aditya Narayan ji, show ko host karne ke liye..Apne balo ko jhatak ke mike leke khade hain, Aur rati hui script bol rahe hain..welcome back..to SRGMP C2007, Sangeet ka pratham PremYudhh oopss Vishwa Yuddh..

Udhar HR ne Ismail ke ungli ki aur poocha ki kal raat kya khaya tha..Ismal sirf smile kar rahe hain aur kuchh nahi bol rahe hain..HR ungli pe ungli kiye ja rahe hain…Akhir Ismail ne bol hi diya..kal raat unke ghar Roti aayi thi (thanks to Himesh)..Himesh ne apne oopar ke 3 button khol liye hain aur side pose me adjust kar rahe hain…

Arre ye Globe of fortune ko kya hua…. Ye baar baar Himesh ka muh kyu dikha raha hai is week ke out hone waale contestant ki jagah…Ohh..kisine sharat ki hai saari fotos Himehs ki laga di hai..Shooting ruk gayi hai..Himesh upset ho gaye hain..Wo kah rahe hain..Pyar ke bare me mai baatein karta rahunga..chahe kuchh ho jaye…pyar to pyar hai..aur unhone fir pyar ka bhashan shuru kar diya hai..Director ne turant camera on karwa diya hai taaki ye record kiya ja sake…

Ohh..Shit ye kya hua …Aneek ko vomiting ho gayi hai..wo kah raha hai ki HR sir please ab overdose ho gayi hai aur pyar ki roti nahi kha sakta..Par HR khilaye ja rahe hain…thoos thoos ke khila rahe hain…Ismail ne unka haath rokne ki koshish ki par Bhappi bich me aa gaye hain aur bol rahe hain..Mera Mouli ko bhookha rakh key aha se out karwaya Himesh ye tum thik nahi kiya…Himehs ne Ismail ka haath jhatak diya hai aur kah rahe hain ki mujhe Aneek ke ghar me roti chahiye aur wo mai de ke rahunga…

Udhar Poonam ne gaana shuru kiya hai lekin koi sun hi nahi raha hai, bas VS taali baja rahe hain..arre ye HR ekdum se yaha bhi phuch gaye…Aur ye kya wo Rishto ki buniyad ko pakka karne ke liye cement laye hain aur cement dal rahe hain..Poonam mana kar rahi hai par wo use uski maa ki photo dikhaye ja rahe hain aur cement dale ja rahe hain..cement se Poonam ke pair jam gaye hain...Poonam rone lagi hain..aur daya ki vinti kar rahi hain..Vishal ko gussa aa gaya hai..aur unhone mic ukhad liya hai..arre wo mic leke daud rahe hain bich me Shekhar aa gaye hain kisi tarah samjha rahe hain..Raja ne mauka dekh ke gaana shuru kar diya hai..wo bechara bahut dara hua lag raha hai….Gana band hone se pahle hi HR ji shuru ho gaye hain..Raja ko apni galti samajh nahi aa yi hai..Raja ne HR ko challenge kar diya hai ki khud gake dikhao…Par Bhappi Da pahle hi shuru ho gaye hain…aur wo gaate ja rahe hain…wo chup nahi ho rahe hain…sabne haath jod liye hain par Bhappi Da gaye ja rahe hain…pyar manga hai tumhi se..bas yahi rate ja rahe hain…Director ne jaldi se bobby darling ko bula liya hai aur Bhappi da ko bol rahe hain isse le lo..Bhappi da ab shant ho gaye hain..Aur wo marks de rahe hain..ye kya wo Raja se bol rahe hain Maiyya Maiyya gake dikhao to mane hum…..Udhar Himesh bole ja rahe hain…unke muh se jhaag nikalne lagi hai..apr wo bole ja rahe hain…unhe kursi se bandh diya gaya hai par wok ah rahe hain ki mere bachhe ko le aao mai uske bina nahi rah sakta…

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🤣 tht was wonderful👏

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Martand

Aur ye lijiye, aa gaye hain is baar ke celebrity guest. Salman Khan aur Sohail Khan oopss…sorry Lara Dutta.. Bhauppi Da pair chhoo rahe hain Salman ke par ye kya Salman ne Bhauppi Da ka shirt faad diya hai..Aur Bhauppi Da kah rahe hain ki Salman tum homara saubse feborit hai..mai tumhare liye yahi kahunga ki- Chira meriiii…. Shsirt ko tum…

Salman baith gaye hain aur Lara ko niche bitha diya hai ..Salman kah rahe hain ki Jab mai hota hu to sirf mai hota hu..Himesh ne kursi pichhe karli hai aur Salman se chhupne ki koshish kar rahe hain..

Aditya ne Amanat se stage pe aane ko kaha hai par Amanat mana kar rahe hain..wo apne sir pe Press karwa rahe hain taaki unke baal baith jaye par baal baith hi nahi rahe hain…

Raja ne gaana shuru kiya hai –
Mai to achha bhala ga raha tha..
Soulful Singing suna riya tha…
Tujhko Mirchi Lagi to mai kya karu…

Himesh chillane lage hain ki Sur gadbad hai..par Salman ne unki naak band kardi hai aur kah rahe hain ab tu gaake dikha yahi gana..Himesh ne maafi mangi hai pahli baar…aur wo Salman ko thodi cement de rahe hain…Wo request kar rahe hain ki please rishto ki buniyad ko mazboot kar lijiye..Salman ne mana kar diya hai aur bol rahe hain ki tera gaana sun-sun ke SRK ki body pak gayi hai..ab mujhe kaun puchhega..

Raja ko Himesh ne 7 marks diye hain par wo Raja se maafi mang rahe hain.. wok ah rahe hain kit um bekaar gate ho mujhe maaf kardo..tum achha perform nahi kar paa rahe ho mujhe maaf kardo…Unhone apne bade dil ko button khol ki dikhaya hai aura bol rahe hain Janta please Raja ko vote karein ye achha nahi hai fir bhi karein… Vishal ne hunter nikal liya hai..Par Shekhar ne unke haath pakad liye hain..

🤣 OMG u r too good........ 👏👏👏

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Posted: 17 years ago
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@Martand: Good work..keep them coming
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