urdu jokes!

1.Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein
Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain. & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; Makan Malik: Abey Uloo
,500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi !!!

2. Wife: Mere Irade Bade Nek Hai, Aap 1000 Mein Ek Hain...
Sardar: Mera Dimag Bada Tez Hai, Pehle Yeh Bata, Baki 999 Kaun Hai...

3.Basanti: Bhag Dhanno Aaj Teri Basanti Ki Izzat Ka Sawaal Hai.Dhanno : Teri Izzat Gayi bhaa mai mere peeche gabbar ke ghore pare hai

4.Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja

5.ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

hahahahahaha!i luved the first and last one!lolz!

i cud understand some of them..... bt some i have no idea whts going on...lol .... 😆