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Sareeta

@sareeta

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Posted: 18 years ago

Kya family hai! Sach mein...Ek se badkar ek nautanki !!

Arre koi agar picnic jaata hai, tho acchi baatein karte hai, yaa phir, taash patte khelte hai... kitaab padte hai... yaa phir young couples cuchicoo karte hai with their stupid sweet nothings...ya phir ... the typical thing antaakshari khelte hai...

Par ek bade se plastic ball lekar, budde logon ke saath , catch catch game kaun khleta hai re ? Aur wo bhi jawaan ladka ladki.. inpar yaatho budapa chaa gaya hai, ya phir inki jaawaani dhalti jaa rahi hai, aur budde logon pe jawaani dhalne ka naam nahin le rahi!

Theek hai , time pass karne , bait gaye, gaana gaaanaaa tha...tho theek.. arre bollywood mein itne saaare phillum hai... in edon ko.. ek hi Phillam sujhi... "Hum aapke hai kaun? " .. aur bas shuru kardon gaane...ek hi movie ke...Uff!

Arre edon wo movie tha, tumhaari tho asli zindagi hai... ye kya samdhi samdhan bait ke ... gaane gaa rahe the... Shukr hai bhagwaan ka ishq nahin ladaa rahe the... warna apun dekhne waalon ki death nischit thi!

Aur Mishra ji, kuch tho lijaaz kijiye, apne budape ka, apne umar mein ye kya sharmaana... aur wo samdhan ko ga rahe hai.. Maula... !!
Arre ... Saigal saab ke gaane yaad nahin hai kya ??? Arre wahi gaana gaa dete.."Ek bangla bane nyaara ..."... Kya ye bhi aapko samjhaana padega...Satak gaye ho Mishraji aap!

Budhaapa cha gaya, par jawaani dhali nahin...!

Aur aaj ki mast bandi, Ayesha hai, kya mast bolti hai, ek dum dil khol ke... sabke hosh uda diye.. ek dam chammak challo ..ishtyle!

Aur hamaari 1970 ki Art phillum heroine... chehre par expression gaayab... aur kya gaana chuna... ek ghazal... Aur tere ko rona tha, tho uske saamne jaake roti edi... kamsekam usko dikhta ki uske liye ro rahi hai... wo bhi tere se kam eda nahin hai re ! Ye Bhaggu bhi kya kamaal ki jodiyaan banaathe hai, pati andha bewda aur behra, aur patni, gandhaari, goongi aur edi! Waaah!

Arre amma, aadmi ko pataana tha, tujhe.. use rulaana nahin...wo waise baalti bhar bhar bhar ro raha hai .... ek hafte se...arre romantic gaana hi gaa deti...kya tu bhi! Edi ki Edi hi hai tu, bilkul apne ede pati ki tarah!

Tu aisi roti reh amma , wo tere gaane aur rone se pak kar , apni, chammak challo, jo gala phaad phaad ke shayaari kar rahi thi, uske paas jaaake... Pyaar ki naiyya par chaiyya chaiyya shuru kar dega .. aur pyar ki dariya... mein dubki maarti reh jaayegi ... tu... edi!

Par jo bhi bolo, sirf wo edi ayesha hi zara tameez se shayari ki... baaki tho gaana gaane mein mast the, jaise koi phillum ke hero heroine ho!

Arre Ayesha ka jigar tho dekho, pati ko bheja timbaktoo, behan ko thodi khari khoti sunai aur behnoi par finally hai nazar apni jamai .. wah wah!

Is naatak mandali ne jo aaj mehfil jamai na... usse tho , pata chal raha tha inke pench tho dheele the, saath mein... hamaare pench bhi dheele kar diye... aur expectation ki tho vaat hi lagaa di!

Arre apun log ko picnic ke naam se tension hogayeli hai... ki saala waahan jaake plastic ball ke saath catch catch na khelna pade.. ishq aur nain ladaane ki umr mein! Maula... mere dictionary mein aaj se picnic shabd... Cut!

Aur sukruti amma... aapka ye tension bhara raaz ek baccha tha? Yaar ye shah parivaar waale... na jaane kahaan kahaane apne bacche chupa rakhte hai... ek baap ne kya kam musibat paida ki thi, ke beta bhi chala usi raaste par...

Ede log, kabhi sudhrenge nahin, agli peedi mein bhi ,hogi yahin triangle love ishstory! Uff... maula... tab tak hampar zarooor kayamat dhaa jaaye Maula!

- Sareeta

Edited by sareeta - 18 years ago

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Posted: 18 years ago

read like 3 times before i got it, but great one i was like omg and laughing so hard 😆

Edited by red_chile - 18 years ago

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soul76

@soul76

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Posted: 18 years ago

Aaj to kayamath hi hai Sareeta....just love your comments, waqai budha part was in full swing today...loved Prachi's ghazal though...wat lovely comments about Ayesha. 😆

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Sareeta

@sareeta

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Posted: 18 years ago

Edited it a bit , with more comments ! Couldnt resist! 😉

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NishaK19

@NishaK19

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: red_chile

read like 3 times before i got it, but great one i was like omg and laughing so hard 😆

me too..😆😆😆

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shanta

@shali

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Posted: 18 years ago

sareeta....

budha ko choro....
yaar... you again are venting your anger....
what has happened ... where is the nice and lovely lady....
what has the shah and mishras done to my sareeta....
( 😆 😆 😆 wonderful post dear 👏 👏 👏 ...)

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Krishna

@kubare

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Posted: 18 years ago

😆 God Sareeta darling...caouldn't stop laughing at all....too good dear....adn looks like ...this episode ....made you made tooo😆...me too.... Can't blame you at all dear...😆

god...why did she have to blink..Milli so wanted to spend hi s time looking at her...staring at her...and then she goes and blinks because of the ghost Ayesha who keeps haunting...her...

And truely to top it off a sad song...though love that song....😆😆

When will our cute couple be blessed with a thinking brian????😆

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Ishanvii

@Ishanvii

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Posted: 18 years ago

Originally posted by: kubare
god...why did she have to blink..Milli so wanted to spend hi s time looking at her...staring at her...and then she goes and blinks because of the ghost Ayesha who keeps haunting...her...
cute couple be blessed with a thinking brian????😆

Milinds eyes lit up when he was busy staring at her😳 ..Ayesha is a ghost now😆😆😆..Yes, she is.. Prachi darling got so scared and Milu was so upset😭 ...When they have the pooja next time at Shah Mansion,I wish MICHI pray for brains for a change...😕

@sareeta..U hate the buddha,dont u???😆😆.. How do u come up with these posts???Soo funny..😆

'Ye Bhaggu bhi kya kamaal ki jodiyaan banaathe hai, pati andha bewda aur behra, aur patni, gandhaari, goongi aur edi! Waaah!'

🤣🤣👏..hahahahaha

Edited by lvsgm - 18 years ago

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pippa

@pippa

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Posted: 18 years ago

Wow! Sareeta, what a kamal ki post! Picnic ke naam se mujhe bhi dar lag rha hai....esply us sadde hue game se! Kya waste of time tha!
OAur hamare samdhi jodi! Wah, kya ishq lada rahe thae! Esply woh budda sharmili. Felt sorry for premlata...! BTW, how did she get out of the game?
Ghost or no ghost, Ayesha ki andaaz ne mera dil jeet liya. Wakeyi. Woh hi toh ek thi jo gana gane ki koshish nahi ki....kya shah/mishra parivaar sab ke sab Lata Mangeshkar ya Kishore Kumarke naya avtaar hai?
AUr hamre Shabby aka Milind....uske bolti kyu bandh ho gaya? Second half mai tho usko dialogue hi nehi the!
Aur kyu ho...ankho se jo jabardast baat karte hai!
HAi, mein mar jaon....