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Kalpana Razvi

@Ragnaislife

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 10 years ago

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

That was my lame joke of the day..haha! 😆

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@shahsb_26

Stunner

+ 9

Posted: 10 years ago

Lol.. Poor Teacher...

Kalpana do one thing na...

Make Teacher Kamla... :P

So the topic will be related to ema forum... :D

And... I can imagine.. Kamla as fat cow..

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chahat4u

@chahat4u

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 10 years ago

😆 👏 Nice section. please post daily. 😳

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Skyfalls

@Skyfalls

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

A grandmother & her grandson went to the supermarket... At the store the Lil boy went wondering around... The grandmother calls out " Degree come here " ...the Lil boy came to his grandmother said " Degree sit here " the Lil boy sits mean while the female store clerk came up to the grandmother & asked why are you calling him degree ...the grandmother response saying his name is DEGREE... The clerk was shocked to hear such a name ...She then asked why ...the grandmother responsed back saying I send his mother to university to get a degree & this is what she got me...😆

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riaka

@riaka

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

Wife: do you know they won't let husband and wife stay together in the heaven😕??

Husband : Thats why they call it heaven 😃.

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Skyfalls

@Skyfalls

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

Originally posted by: riaka
Wife: do you know they won't let husband and wife stay together in the heaven😕??
Husband : Thats why they call it heaven 😃.

Ria 😆😆