Musical convos. suitable for our reporters family.

Dont hit me with rotten tomatoes or jootas aftr u read it.its a musical skit of our reporters family.you can quote lyrics of any song which according to u suits d characters nature or present state.believe me its gonna be hilarious if we can do it correctly. OK im strting with our saas khalid as he is d easiest one khalid:aaj bottla khullan do,daru sharu dullan do,whisky ka peg lagake sari duniya bhullan do...party all night. U all can take on other characters

Malvika:
"Mai cheez badi hu mast mast
Mai cheez badi hu mast"
*Winks winks*
Manav:
"Kya karu oo ladies mai hu aadat se majboor
Huzur huzur hai mera kya kasoor"
😆
Kabir- Anu
"Dil ki yahi khataa ha
dil ko nahi pata hai..
Ki yeh chahta hai kyaaa..

Nazrae mila na nazrae churra na..
Kahi pe nigha hai
kahi pe nishaanaa" 😛

Ronnie to Ananya:
Chupana bhi nahi aata, jataana bhi nahi aata
Hume tumse mohobbat hai, bataana bhi nahi aata!!

Kabir to KKN:
Koi hero yaha, Koi zero yaha
Koi star hai, Koi bekaar hai
Mai kaun hu, tumse mai kya kahu
Hai sach toh ye dosto
I m the best, I m the best...


Ananya to Kabir:
Tujhme rab dikhta hai
Yaara mai kya karu...

Kabir to Anu

manav to kabir:aa dekhe zara kisme kitna hai dum,jam ke rakhne kadam,mere saathiya.
kabir:dil samhal ja zara,phir mohabbat krne chala hai tu
anu:sham sare sath baje,khwaishen jage.sare aat hote hote dil na lage

Kabir to Ananya : Kathai ankhowali ek ladki .. tu mujhe kyoo nahi mile pehle?

Ananya tokabir "jayiye aap kahan jayenge, yeah nazar lautake phir aayegi!"

Kabir to Bhavna-

Ronnie to Ananya:
Tune jo naa kaha, woh mai sunta raha,
Khamkhaa bewajaa khwab bunta raha,
Jaane kiski hume lag gayi hai nazar
KKN mei na apna thikana raha...


Kabir to his ex- wife:
Yeh jo mohobbat hai, yeh unka hai kaam
Mehboob ka jo, bas lete huye naam
Marr jaye, Mitt jaye, ho jaye badnaam...
Rehne do, chodo bhi jaane do yaar
Hum na karenge pyaar...

Kabir to KKN girls and Bhawna:
Aakhei kisi se naa ulajh jaye mai darta hu
Yaaro hasino ki gali se mai guzarta hu
Bas dur se hi karke salaam...
Arre... Yeh jo mohobbat hai...
Hum na karenge pyaar...