Now..We begin with a special part of our 'Maasoom' post..And the most special part of this segment is..that we have 4 extremely maasoom and Not-at-All Besharam hosts i.e-Arooj, Divya, Sneha and Rasmi.
Arooj-Abbey bandaron..Kaha marr gaye tum sab..Itna kaam hai..Sab main akeli hi karu kya? Ugh.
Divya-Arre yaar..I just called panditji..He said wo unki bail gaadi ke bail bohot lazy ho gaye hai..Isiliye wo bohot dheere chal rahe hai..
Arooj-What the hell. Can't he just come in a cab? Kaisa gadha pakad laayi yaar tu.
Divya-Oye..I didn't..Ye pandit ko Rasmi kahi se dhundke laayi thi.
*Rasmi enters casually*
Rasmi-Sup bros?š
Arooj and Divya narrate panditji's dilemma to Rasmi.š
Rasmi-Sad. š
Arooj-Abbey kauwe..Jaa apna helicopter leke unko bulake laa.
*Sneha enters with Band baaja.*
Snehu-Aye Ganpat..Chal dhol baja..
Sneha starts dancing on 'Saari ke fall sa'. After a while Divya too couldn't control herself and starts dancing.
Rasmi & Arooj had a tough time to stop the band baja, but finally succeeded in doing so.
While these 4 panic thinking about pandit, a familiar person enters the hall. And its none other than..Our girl with sexy kamariya..aka Mahi..
Mahi-Lo main aa gayi. Pandit ko bhi leke aayi hun.
Arooj, Snehu, Ras and Div shocked.
Mahi- Zyada socho mat tum. Main 'Dil me aati hun, samajh me nahi.'
So by now you guys might be wondering ye band baja, and pandit ka kya jhol hai.. Let us remind you guys..ki last year..on the same day..we had conducted a swayamwar..
Whaat? Are you guys asking me kiska swayamwar kiya tha? :O Fine fine.. hum hi bata dete hai.
*Drumrolls*
Welcome to Jhonny ki shaadi.
Yess!! Our jhonny aka Janhavi.. Woohoo..
So guyz wat are u all guyz waiting for come nd join us in our dadii ki shaadi open invitation ha aur khane me surpi noodles kawa biryani nd moogi kababs bhi ha...šš¤£
*Continue with shaadi ki barbadi by 4 of us* š¤£
Rasmi-Padhariye pabdit ji.
Sneha-Main zara band baja shuru karwati hun.
Pandit ji-Arre dulhan ko toh laao.
Divya-Guysss!! Jhonny gayab hai.. I cant see her anywhere here.š¤
Arooj-What?!! Bhaag toh nai gayiii..What are we gonna do now? My wish of attending an Indian wedding gone in drain cz of daadi. š
Snehu-Band baja all wasted? š²
Rasmi-Kal hi flipkart se ye lehenga order kiya tha. Sab waste. Ugh.š”
Divya-Isme kitna time waste kiya. Isse accha toh main SRK ke 4688543 movies dekh leti.š”
*Mahi makes an entry again* #LikeABoss.š
Mahi-Ye rahi surpi...š
Jhonny-Hi guys.!! š
Seeing D, A, R & S' s shocked expressions Mahi adds-
Ab ye mat kehna ki tumko samajh nahi aaya ki main kab aur kaise aayi.. Kyuki main dil me aati hoon, samajh me nahi.š³
Meanwhile Arooj notices that the pandit is fast asleep. š„±
Arooj-Arre uncle utho.. I mean pandit jii.. uthiye.. š¤
Rasmi-OMG ye toh Divz ka bhai niklaa. Kahi par bhi so jaata hai.š¤£
Divz-Chup kar oye. Pandit ji..uthiye..Warna Mahi ka kanyaadan kara denge aapke saath Alok nath.. š š¤£
Pandit ji woke up immediately as the thought of his own kanyaadan that too with mahi scared him to death.š¤¢š¤£
*Meanwhile Sneha is still dancing with band baaja*
Pandit- Om mangalam bhagwaan.. ek minute.. Bhere is the dulha is the?š³
Divz-English aati nahi toh bako mat.šµ
Ras-Oh teri..Dadi never told us ki usne swayamwar se kisko select kiya tha..š²
Divz-Koi baat nai abhi khud hi a jaye ga jhoony ka namona then we'll see š
*Arooj unaware of all this enters with a container filled with petrol.*
Arooj-Pandit ji..Ghee khatam ho gaya.. so yagya ke liye ye petrol thik rahega na? š
Pandit-KYA?!!š²
Rasmi-Haan yaar..Chalega na petrol.. ye wahi petrol hai na jo humne pandit ji ke jamai ke petrol pump se churaya tha?š¤š
Sneha manages to say though she's still dancing-Arre haan ye wahi*breaths* petrol hai.
*Mahi enters with a dulha* š
Mahi- Ab ye mat poochna...
D, A, R & S- Nahi poochenge meri maa.. cz tu dil me aati hai, samajh me nahi. š¤”
*Pandit still not recovered from the shocks he received till now š¤£*
Arooj-Pandit uncle ambulance mangwayein kya...??š
Divi-Areh chup kar bhag jaye ga pandit phir kya tum kare gi yaha beith ke om manglum manglum š”
Ras-Oye Jhony ke dhule ko toh mandap me bithao...
Arooj-Areh ye dhoti pehn ke kyu nai aya par
Sneha-Gadhi kyuke wo south indian wedding me hota ha...
Arooj-Watever mje toh dhoti wala dhula dekhna tha *sighs*
Sneha-abhe merei maa ras ke liye dhoti wala dhula dhund le ge abhi maaf kr ..
*Now the masoom party turns to our beloved dadi...*
Ras-Oye jhoony kis parlor me gayi thi bht makeup kr dia us ne toh
Dadi-Kyun kya hua bura lag raha ha *panic mode*
Arooj-Nai dadii axha lag rha bas hmare jiju apko pehchane se inkar na kr de...
Mahii-Abhe chup kro baja dalu gi uski agar jhony ko kuch bole ga
Divz-Tum log bas karo ge warna ho gyi shaadii.,...
Mahii-*whispers to dadi* waise tje yaad ha na sab kuch jo meine tje bataya tha...āŗļøš¤£
Ras-Kya kya bataya tha mahi šš³
Dadii-Shut up guyz kitne besharam ho tum log š³
Arooj-Dadii hmare jiju ko b aise hi mat bol dena when ahm š
And our next talks are censored because public place haii jee šš¤£
So here thats enough dadii i swear meine kuch nai kia plz mje marrne ki supari na dena nd no jhuta chapal anday tamatar nd gaali
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Edited by .Antique_Piece. - 11 years ago