I got:-
"You're Professor Snape! Okay, so maybe you can be a bit... well... cranky at times, but you've got your good qualities. You're good at what you do, you're ambitious (someday that Defense Against the Dark Arts position will be yours- you just know it!) and, while you may not like someone, if they really need your help, you'll give it. Ummm... incidentally, could you help me with this sleeping draught? Mine's a bit lumpy..."
LMAO!😆😳
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