Tu Mera Hero 22 April 2015 Written Update

Surekha mutters Panchhi has vowed to make my son's life miserable... now what do I do...how do I stop her... 😆 She looks at the cow and prays, You seem so innocuous but at times you too must be getting mischievous... Give me some idea. 😆 The cow growls and Surekha gets an idea. 😆 She smiles and thanks the cow. 😆

Panchhi comes with tote and gets shocked finding the cow standing in the doorway. She asks the cow why have you come here? Please move away... I have to go for an important errand else wouldn't have disturbed you. I have to take this tiffin for Titu. Surekha watches her from behind a pillar and smiles. Panchhi tries to shoo the cow away but it growls in return and Panchhi gets scared and moves back. 😆 Surekha gets happy and mutters, now I dare you to go to my son Panchhi... if you are smart, then I am smarter than you. Panchhi requests the cow to move away only for 2 minutes and let her go. 😆 Surekha comes there and asks her what's the matter. She says, cow blocked your way. How will you go now? Go around its back. Panchhi looks at the cow and gets scared. Surekha asks her to go. Rekha and Vaishali comes inside from around the back. Surekha tells Panchhi, like how Rekha and Vaishali came, you can also go. It's very easy. Panchhi is still scared. Vaishali tells her to not worry and try it... nothing will happen. Panchhi feels scared and Surekha smiles. Rekha says, you don't know Panchhi... this cow is quite harmless and innocuous. There is no need to feel scared. It's not a horse... see, I'll go again. Rekha tries to go out from around cow' back, but the cow kicks her and she falls and screams. 😛 S,V,P rush to her. 😆 Rekha complains Surekha that the cow hurt me... It seems to be very naughty... Has it been brought from a horse stable? 🤣 SVP help Rekha get up. Surekha asks Vaishali to take Rekha inside and apply first aid on her. They both go. Surekha smiles and asks Panchhi what she'll do now. Panchhi thinks, she has to go and will have to think something. 😆

Scene then shifts to shooting location, where the Pandavas are apologizing to Grandsire Bhishma. Titu's friend Mathuradas comes there looking for Titu. The directors okays the shot. Titu who is lying on fake bed of arrows in Bhishma's getup, holds Mathuradas' hand. The latter isnt able to recognize the former, so Titu gets up and asks him what's he looking like? 😆 Mathuradas then identifies him as Titu and exclaims when I left you, you were young... then how come you became old so quickly? 🤪 Titu replies, "Time travel Mathuradas! Now am Grandsire Bhishma!" and addresses Mathurads as "Son Mathuradas" 🤣 The latter scratches his head and asks when did this happen? 🤣 Titu replies "After you went and before you came" 🤣 Titu explains to Mathuradas, it's my father's dream that I work and I also want to fulfill this dream of his but I should like my work too. Mathuradas gets happy and asks Titu if he'd choose acting profession now. Titu refuses and says there are many who would take up acting job, I'd do sleeping job! 😆 I'll have great sleep. I have been offered to play Grandsire Bhishma, who only has to lie down. Now even if I am sleeping, nobody will know. Mathuradas gets happy hearing about "sleeping job" and says he never heard of such a job! Titu blesses him in Grandsire Bhishma's style. 😆 The spotboy comes and informs Titu that his shot is ready. Titu says okay and lies down again.

Panchhi comes with a cane and tries to shoo the cow away. Surekha says it won't help. This way you'll get late and my son will be hungry at the shop. Give me the tiffin; I'll ask Ramukaka to take it to Titu. She takes the tiffin from Panchhi and goes out calling out to Ramukaka. Rekha and Vaishali come there. Panchhi again tries to shoo the cow off and thinks, not Ramukaka but she only will take the food for Titu. She tells the cow to move away and says, this cane is not to hit you but you please get scared of this cane for a while and move away... Isn't it a great idea! Now please move away! 🤣 She tries to scare the cow with the cane but it growls again and instead scares Panchhi who moves back. 😆 Rekha and Vaishali are watching this from behind. They get glad. Rekha comes to Panchhi and starts screaming, what happened? Why are you scaring the cow with this cane? She requests the cow to forgive Panchhi. 😆 Panchhi tries to calm her down. The cow moves and goes out of the house. Panchhi is shocked. 😆 Rekha screams again, what did you do Panchhi... you scared the cow and it ran away... Bhagwati and Surekha also come there and Surekha too tells Panchhi, you scared the cow and it ran away. Why don't you just accept that you can't do it. Rekha and Vaishali get glad hearing this. Panchhi tells Surekha, I'll do it. Come what may, I'll get Khushi (the cow's name) back and she runs after the cow. Surekha smiles and thinks, Panchhi was so scared of cow's tail and now she's telling she'll catch the cow. 😆

At shooting, Titu's makeup is being done. Mathuradas praises Titu that he's looking great! Titu is happy and says he won't mind playing Grandsire Bhishma for his entire life! 😆 The director asks everyone to clear the fileld and get ready for take. Titu is asked to lie down and Mathuradas to move away.. The shot begins where to quench Bhishma's thirst, Arjuna shoots an arrow into the earth, and a jet stream of water rises up and falls straight into Bhishma's mouth. Titu feels so glad and thinks, it's no less than heaven! I am fed even the water directly! 😆 The shooting continues and confused Mathuradas asks what are they doing... moving the camera right and left... Titu is lying in center, so focus the camera in center. The director asks to take him away so the assistant makes him sit b/h the monitor from where he watch Titu in center. Mathuradas gets glad and shooting resumes.

The cow is running on streets toppling everything down that comes in its way. People get scared and run here and there. Panchhi is running behind the cow trying to catch her. Govind asks Panchhi whose cow is it. Panchhi says it's our cow Khushi. And Govind too rushes with her to catch Khushi. 😆

Rachana is taking tea for the guests. Manorama tells her, now your brain also acts sensible like me. You did great by telling all shopowners that Chetan is IAS officer and very soon he is going to be transferred in the Food dept. Now these shopkeepers themselves will convince Chetan. Rachana is nervous and tells Manorama, Honestly speaking, I followed your instructions but I hope, it doesn't create any problem for Chetan. Manorama smiles and tells her not to worry. She says, all will be well from now on. You just go and serve the tea. Rachana goes.

A shopowner is shown offering bribe to Chetan. He tells Chetan, you take care of us and we'll take care of you and your family. Chetan gets angry and tells him off that he is very happy in his Education dept and he doesn't have to worry about his gain or loss. He threatens the shopowner to lodge a complaint against him if he repeats such bribery act again. The shopowner takes money back. Rachana comes there and offers tea but Shopkeeper refuses and asks to give it to Chetan only. He leaves. Manorama and Rachana look at each other. Manorama thinks Chetan is so stubborn... Here I am fed up of feeding ideas into this dumbo Rachana and here Chetan is so rigid.

Back at the shooting, Mathuradas is making Titu have Coconut water. He asks Titu, I don't understand that when these people have come here all the way from Mumbai to shoot this movie, why are they shooting indoors? Indoor shooting could have very well been done in Mumbai itself. When they are here, they should shoot on the banks of Yamuna at least. 😃 Titu asks him not to think of all that and says this coconut-water is also from Mumbai. Mathuradas gets happy and holds the coconut for him. He praises Titu's acting. 😆 Spotboy comes to Titu and asks if he needs anything. Titu says, yes...instruction... about when I have to lie down on this bed of arrows, as I am already feeling sleepy. 😆 The man nods and goes. Titu is happy and tells Mathuradas that this place is so lovely! There are so many people around to take care of him. He asks Mathuradas to leave for the shop as Golu is alone there. Mathuradas tells him to call him if he needed anything and leaves.

Titu lies down again. One of the actor is rehearsing his dialogues. He forgets his dialogues and complains about lines being difficult to recite. The director asks sarcastically if he should get the script changed for him then? Titu smiles and says had the story of Mahabharat taken place in today's era, how it would have come across, that I'll recite to you. Everyone looks on. Titu says, Draupadi would have been endorsing Shampoo, offering remedy for 5 problems of hair. 😆 The director and everyone laugh. Titu continues, the queue for "Aadhar Card" would have been so huge that it would start at Kurukshetra and end in Chandigarh. How would the Kauravas manage with total only 9 LPG cylinders with subsidy? Everyone look amused. Titu says, Bheem and Duryodhan would be drinking Protein shake and working out in Gym. Sanjay would be narrating the live updates of War to Dhritrashtra thru video-calling. 😆 And the reporters would'nt let Grandsire Bhishma to rest on this bed of arrows either... they would ask him, how does it 'feel' resting on this bed of arrows? What is the angle these arrows are at? What's this scandal? The director and everyone are enjoying Titu's act. 😃 Titu continues, and the Pandavas would be jumping jungles every 6 months; not because they have to hide out from someone but because some builder would be deforesting the jungle and construct a mufti-storeyed building there. All clap and the director praises Titu that he's very talented. 😃 Titu thanks theme all.


Part-2:


A man puts dryfruits' packets on table. Rachana is confused and asks him who ordered all this? I didn't order anything of these. Manorama comes there and asks the matter. Rachana says, she doesn't know who ordered these stuff. Manorama sends her to kitchen to see that the food isn't burnt. Rachana leaves. Manorama asks the man if he remembers the instructions. The latter says yes and Manorama gets glad. She feigns being shocked hearing the credit of all dryfruits 1800 Rs. Chetan comes there. The man says, all dryfruits are costly ones. Manorama gives him 1600 Rs. and says she'll pay remaining 200 Rs. later. Chetan gives him 200 Rs and asks if the payment is complete now. The man nods and leaves giving bill to Manorama. Chetan asks Manorama, why the items were bought on credit. Manorama says, I didn't buy anything on credit. Rachana must have bought it on credit... that's why she bought all expensive items. Why would she bother... either you or I have to pay the money. You didnt accept the bribe this morning; so Rachana showed her anger by buying things on credit. Chetan gets angry on Rachana and Manorama smirks. 😡

The cow is running in the streets and Panchhi and Govind are running to catch it. A shopkeeper tells them the cow went in the direction of the studio. Govind and Panchhi come there. Govind wonders if cow ran inside the studio. Panchhi says maybe... let's check. They too go inside the studio, The director is waiting for the actor who plays Amba and asks to bring her. He goes to Titu and explains him the scene. He says, when Amba comes to you, your eyes will widen and heart will go aflutter. Right then the cow runs inside and everyone runs away from there. 😆 Titu keeps lying down but feels scared seeing the cow. Outside the studio, Govind and Panchhi hear a man calling for the watchman as the cow has run inside the studio and disrupted the shooting. Govind says he'll go and check. Panchhi asks him to bring the cow 'Khushi' alongwith. 😆 Govind goes.

The director instructs everyone to be ready for the shot. Amba hasn't arrived yet so he gets angry. Titu thinks, let the director be angry and actors take their time. All stuff for my sleep is ready; so let me sleep. 😆 He lies down and gets scared seeing Govind there 😆


Part-3:


Titu is preparing to sleep and gets scared finding Govind there. Govind says, here they are shooting for Mahabharat and wonders where did his cow go. He asks the people around about his cow. Seeing him coming in his direction; Titu feels so scared and thinks, Govind reached after him here too! He is advancing towards me only! 😆 An actor, who is rehearsing his dialogues, says who are you looking for? Govind gets glad and says, am looking for my cow. Where's it? 😆 The actor replies, am just memorizing my dialogues Sir! 😆 Govind comes to Titu but doesnt recognize him. He greets him as Grandsire Bhishma and introduces himself as Govind Narayan-famous businessman of Mathura. He says, my business consists of attire meant for adorning Gods' idols. Titu mumbles to himself; this is only half introduction Babuji... Introduce yourself completely... As to how you pester your son day and night... How in your sleep too, you dream of beating him to make him work. 😆 Govind asks him if he saw his cow there. Titu thinks if I open my mouth then father will recognize me and will tie me away with rope instead of the cow. 😆 Govind says, you remind me of my son Titu. 😃 Titu gets more scared. 😆 Govind continues, for you it's a compulsion to lie here. I request you to bless my son Titu, that how you had vowed for the sake of your father's happiness and renounced upon everything; my son too, for his father's happiness, work hard in the shop that I have opened for him and earn name and fame like you. He folds his hands to Titu aka Grandsire Bhishma and requests him to give such blessings to Titu. Titu says "Tathastu" 😆 Govind is elated and thanks Bhishma. The director asks to take Govind away as he is disturbing Bhishma's sleep. The assistant tells Govind, his cow is outside. So, Govind leaves and Titu is relieved. He thanks the cow! 😆 Panchhi is tensed and is waiting for Govind. The cow comes there and runs after her. Panchhi gets scared and runs from there. She gets inside a vanity van where she finds a girl rehearsing her dialogues. Sensing someone there, the girl turns back and says Panchhi! Panchhi is shocked seeing the girl.


Precap: The girl asks Titu how is his married life going with Panchhi? Titu happily replies, Panchhi and I are best of friends. You tell, how is Kapil doing? The girl says, Kapil & I arent together anymore. We broke up. Titu says, you would have better married me instead and leaves. The girl thinks, probably Titu still loves her.