After Dadasaheb, SRK wins Nobel Peace Prize.

'Global Icon' Shahrukh Khan has won the Nobel Peace Prize, after recieving the Dadasaheb Phalke Award earlier today. His fans believe he has bought them a lot of peace with his amazing acting abilities, hand gestures and the three total poses he has in his arsenal. The committee agreed that this makes SRK eligible for this award. At the award presentation, SRK insisted on dancing, claiming he has to do that to get any award but the organizers assured him that this wasn't needed and he was going to recieve this award. More details to follow...

In his speech SRK said "I am so overwhelmed to receive this award, I am lost for words which I never happens hehehe, I am a dilli ka goonda, means goon if u don't know.. haha, I fight everyday for peace. Yes, we have to fight for peace. That's what I do in my films but my brothers in Bollywood are fighting more than me so I don't know why I am here... hehehe.. To be serious, dont take it literally, i am never serious hahahaha, I will try though, ahem.. Thank you to all the wonderful people around the world for voting for me (was there a voting? no.. ok) anyways, I love you all and Insah'allah I will keep making Crores, I mean millions to buy all the awards in the world. I am the king. "

OMG!!!!

Originally posted by: MrsSalmanKhan

OMG!!!!

Congrats!!! wow! You deserve it!

Originally posted by: AllBlacks1

Thank you.. your question is.. ?

Originally posted by: MrsSalmanKhan

How many awards do you win every day? Also, how many do you have up until now? Why do awards make you feel humble when you know you buy them? and where do you keep these awards if not up your.. -- sorry for so many questions king! please please answer

Hhahahahaha... well, I have 3 rooms in my small little bunglow just for the awards display, I am thinking of making it a museum for people who can afford some money to see them for real. It's a good business. I don't even know how many I have got but i remember ever award was best one brefore the previous one hehe.. I live in present. If the award does'nt belong to me and its till there, well, anybody can come and claim it but surprisingly, nobody came. So I do them a favour by keeping in my den.. I m generous.. I believe in "other peoples' trash is my treasure" . Thank you.

Originally posted by: AllBlacks1

Hhahahahaha... well, I have 3 rooms in my small little bunglow just for the awards display, I am thinking of making it a museum for people who can afford some money to see them for real. It's a good business. I don't even know how many I have got but i remember ever award was best one brefore the previous one hehe.. I live in present. If the award does'nt belong to me and its till there, well, anybody can come and claim it but surprisingly, nobody came. So I do them a favour by keeping in my den.. I m generous.. I believe in "other peoples' trash is my treasure" . Thank you.

Next?

Originally posted by: MrsSalmanKhan

humne suna hai ke aap apni agli home production mein priyanka ko sign kar rahe hai? kya yeh sach hai? movie ka title kya hoga?

Nobel will introduce a new prize in entertainment also and give it to SRK.

The Academy will give special Oscar to SRK for being the greatest actor in world history.

Hail the Lord! 😆

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