Asitmal Rap Cum Lorri Cum Warning

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Subha

@Life_Is_Dutiful

Stunner

+ 41

Posted: 10 years ago

#11

Looking forward to reading more such songs from u.😛

Ek current track par bhi likh do na

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pongapandit

@pongapandit

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

#12

OMG !! i didn't expect that you all will love the lorri so much !! Thank you so much !! 😊

Subahben, current track pe frustrated hoke hi toh lorri banai hai, current track ke baare mein sochte hi aisa muhje chakkar aajata hain !! 😉

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Eklavya

@CricktFan

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: pongapandit
Asitmal ne hum sab pakao loori sune ke sula diya, ab ata tujhe pari aaali !! A loori just for asitraam !!

disclaimer : this song is inspired from boothnath movie song dharavi rap, all credentials to original writer, also song not intended to offend mr.asit kumarr modi or anyone

Chal chasmeh ko olltah kar
Sun asitmal ki daastan
This ij tmkoc meri jaan

Khali Cham chamata set hain,
baki fulto Pakao script hain,
ekdum Beejan tracks hain,
Phir bhi serial superhit hain,

Yeh asitmal ka illaka,
Hai serial ka dhamaka,
Ek scene ke budget mein de Hollywood ka maja,

Isme daya devi hain,
Aur babuji unknown davai hain,
Rok sako toh rok lo ka asitmal ka nara hain,

Pakao romance hain,
Bavri bagha hum sab par bhari hain,
Popat kuvara hain,
Aur sena tapu chadi mein hi nyaari hain !!

Yeh asitmal ka illaka,
Hain serial ka dhamaka,
Ek episode mein hi karde pure desh ko behaal.

Yahan gogi Einstein hain,
Aur scientist iyer idli waale hain,
Jetha se jyada fit toh dr.haathi ka sofa hain !!

Yeh asitmal ka illaka
Hai serial ka dhamaka
Ek promotion ke chakkar mein das din ka kabadda !!

Bhide sapno ki nagri mein,
Aur sodhi ki nagri hi sapno ki,
Nattu kaka ko ab is umar mein bachpan aya hain.

Yeh asitmal ka illaka,
Nahin sunta kiske baap ka,
Agar uska bas chale toh khud ban jae jetha !!

TFS For This Poem ^ 🤣 .

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Lakshay

@-Lakk-

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 10 years ago

#14

Kya...Baat hhai

Three Chairs For Pongaa bhai. ...!!

Too good likha hai... 😆😆😆

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pongapandit

@pongapandit

Voyager

Posted: 10 years ago

#15

Subaben ki gujariz pe pesh hain yeh track pe lorri !!

Disclaimer : the dhun and slangs are from song Abhi toh party shuru hui hain, from movie Khoobsurat, all credentials are with original writer itself, this lorri is not intended to hurt any one

Dimag sare band karwado,
Kisi ka nahin daudna chaiye,
Logo ko samja do,
Trp nahin girna chaiye,

Pakka sa pakka sa jo feel kare wo purane episodes dekh ke aao,
Aur jisko yeh track nahin dekhna,
Woh indiaforums pe discussions karao.

Bas ek track ki baat hain,
Next se hogi comedy,
Jee bhar ke dekh lo,
1500 episodes aur hain baki,
SAB tv pe apna raaj,
Audience ki bharmaar hain,
Yeh toh bas shuruat hain,
Yeh to bas shuruat hain,
Abhi toh track shuru hi hua hain,
Abhi toh track shuru hi hua hain,
Yeh toh bas shuruat hain,

Track melodrama wala hain,
Comedy mein gogi hain,
Track chalega aur mahina,
Jee bhar ke dekh lo babu ko,
Pak pak ke so na jana,
Daya tumnhe utha degi,
Yeh toh bas shuruat hain,
Abhi toh track bas shuru hi hua hain,

Sochna ab bhool jao,
Tv band karke so hi jao,
Himat ho agar dekhne ki,
Fast forward wala setop box lagao,
Sharam writers ne chod di,
Hum bhi sab ab kyu na chode,
Asitmal ko warning deke,
show dekhna hi band karde,
Abhi toh track khali shuru hua hain.

Baba ka parvachan hain baki,
PMjee ka promotion bhi hain,
Drag karne ke sare record ab,
Todne thann liya hain asitmal ne,
Gusse ka mahol hain,
Khamoshi hain sab par chai,
Sare track ke khilaf hain,
But yeh toh bas shuruat hain,
Yeh to bas shuruat hain,
Abhi toh track shuru hi hua hain.