EMA And Bigg Boss - Day 1

Kalpi : Khaana banaane me koi charge karta hai kya ??

Kamla : Haan.. Mei karti hu.. Itni bhutiphul Bai ki haath se khaana pakwaana is a dream come true.

Sahil : So true

Kalpi : Oye kaamwaali.. Ye tera baap ka ghar nahi hai jo apna hukum chale.. Ye Bigg Boss ka ghar hai..

Kamla : U u u.. How dare u ? U phind me a sarvent oph this house !!! I am the mosty bhutiphul Bai in this fool borld (world).

Kalpi faints into Raghav's arms at the sound of Kamla's Eegnlis...

Kamla : Bhat !! No Eenglis.. Phie mera bhuthiphul Eenglis ka kya hoga ???

All the contestants are busy chasing flies and mosquitoes in the garden. RK is laying down on the grass with his shirt open revealing his amazing six-pack abs. Actress Kalpi is wearing a shorts and a short tee and is walking around the garden with Prem bickering as who is more popular..

Raghav is looking at his stubble at a pocket mirror he has. Pakhi is lazily looking at a housefly and a mosquito racing and notices Manda drooling over a wall.. Neetu is examining her nails while Pakhya is sitting idly wearing a shocking pink top and very short shorts.

Sahil is nowhere to be seen. A huge figure comes out to the garden wearing a tight tank top and a bright pink trousers that was way too low that a little of his round bum was doing a peek-a-boo out of it.. He twirled his mustache in his hands and sat on an empty bench that seems to occupy his entire body.

Kalpi finishes her walking and sits beside Raghav rolling her neck side by side. Raghav watches her.. Sweat rolls down her neck and Raghav finds it too comfortable to take his eyes away from her. Kalpi bites her pink lips as she wipes her sweat away from her neck. Raghav looks at her with full of longing wanting to touch her face.. She looks at him and asks,"What '" Raghav nods in negative. Suddenly there is a slight shudder as the ground begins to slightly shake. Kalpi falls into Raghav's lap which the latter is enjoying to the most. He puts an arm around her and holds her tightly and Kalpi moves closer to him..

A huge boulder like thing wrapped in a cloth comes out.. The boulder like thing is none other than Kamla - The Hot Bai.. She is wearing a black bikini. The bra doesen't cover even half of her cupcakes and the underpiece happily shows off those round butt cheeks that swayed left and right as she walked. Her round tummy so bulges out that it could compete with that of Meesha Uncle's. She goes to RK and purrs seductively in his ear,"RrrKkk !!!" The guy looks at her and pops on the ground..

Kalpi asks,"Oyee Kaamwaali.. Ye kya pehenke rakhi hai tu ??" Kamla says,"Dikh nhi rahi hai ??? Two-piece pehni hoon.." Kalpi said,"Mereko tho ye two-piece nahi, two-bits dikh rahe hai.." Kamla pretends to smell something and says to Kalpi,"Ye badboo kaha se aa rahi hai ??" Kalpi said,"Obvious.. Tum ek hafte se nahaayi nahi na.. Isliye terese hii aa raha hai.." Raghav's mouth twitches into a smile. Pakhi - The Politician comes out and says,"Shaant Shaant !!" Kamla says,"Aye.. Suvvar ki Judwa behen !!! Meri naam Shaant nahi hai.. Mera naam Kamla hai.." Pakhi says,"Meine aap dono ko shaant hone keliye bola.." Suddenly they hear a song,"Lonely !!! Am Mr. Lonely.." Everybody turn towards the house to see Sahil coming out. He looks up and the 1st person he sees in Kamla.. He is mesmerised to see her beauty. He was mesmerised to see her large breasts and nipples ready to poke out at any touch. Her round belly-button and her lucious lips that were ready to be kissed.. Kamla on the other hand was busy combing her hair with her fingers..

All the contestants rush inside. Kamla - The Hot Maid starts giving out responsibilities to everyone.. When the matter relating to the washroom comes, all back out.. Kamla pouts.

Kamla : Are.. Now who will do the bathroom ?

Sahil : Dnt worry Kamla.. I will do it..

Kamla (happy) : Will you really ??

Sahil : Anything for you, Kammu..

Kamla blushes while Raghav rolls his eyes..

Kamla : Aye Deva !! Sary haan Sahil

Sahil : Koi baat nahi Kammu..

Kalpi : Yeah.. Agar tum dono ki ghatiya romance khatam ho gaya tho kya hum khaana banaana shuru kare ??

Kamla and Kalpi take care of the cooking while Pakhi and the others started sweeping the rooms..

Neetu : Pata nahi, hume weekends pe kaun class lega..I hope vo Salman hai..

Manda : Oye Buddhiya Aurat.. Thaari shakal keliye Salman chahye kya ??

Neetu : Raaste waali Makkhi !! Apni shakal dekhi kabhi sheeshe mein ?? Jaaa.. Pehle vo dekh..

Pakhi : Khaamosh !! Hum baithke sort out karenge saare problems.Hum Saath Saath Rahenge.

Manda : Oye Rajneeti !!! Ye koi election nahi hai.. Chal chup !!!

Kamla : Khaana ready..

All go to have dinner.. Kalpi sits near the kitchen. By mistake, Raghav cuts his hand with a knife. He sits beside Kalpi and tries to eat. Kalpi notices this and says,"Aaram se,, Wait.. Mei help karti hu.." She feeds him with her hands. Raghav smiles and eats. After he finishes, he goes to use the washroom and Kalpi starts eating. Seeing this, all the ladies rush towards RK who was happily eating his dhal chawal. All the ladies including Pakhya give him a spoonful of rice. RK smirks and eats from every hand. Sahil fells jealous of the budding closeness between Rk and Kamla. After dinner, the discussion went on for the beds.. Meesha Uncle decided that he wanted a whole bed for himself..

In the end, it was decided that Kalpi and Pakhi would share a bed, Kamla gets a bed, Messha Uncle gets a bed, Raghav and Pakhya would share a bed, Neetu and Manda would share a bed, RK would bunk alone in a bed and Sahil-Prem will share a bed.. All slept that day..

The End Of Day 1 😛

First few lines were written by Cute_Kate 😳