SSEL REVAMPED by CVamps! STORY!

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Posted: 10 years ago
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SSEL is hijacked by Cvamps and is now renamed:
The SODA SAGA ENDLESS LOVE!
Okay now in real life-
The marketing lead at Birla Cosmetics Group thinks that the photos of the face of the year are not in line with the tag-line of "Be pure. Be Beautiful" and tells the Birla men that she matches more of "Be Rotten. Be ugly".
The Creative director refuses to ruin his career by shooting plump podgy pasty-faced dudette who looks like an evil-dead! SO Snakey's dumped!
In the meanwhile, Hollywood director Steven Spielberg discovers the face of the world "Dadi" and sends his private jet to get Dadi to Hollywood.
Dadi's joy knows no bounds! She bins all the dud schemes at SSEL and forgets all about pota-luv and boards the jet with all favourite botoxing implements!
Ragmen now detest Snakey as she's no more Dadi's favourite!
Left to her means she corners Yu and tries her often repeated lines
" I know you love no one...I know you love only me"
Yuvraj says one thing in two words "Get Lost"
The CVs decide audience love this track very much So they continuously show this from Holi 2015 to Holi 2016 after which the CV gets fatigued!
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The great Hollywood movie is now released in 2016 and Dadi's the most saught after in Hollywood! She was cast as ET's ugly mom in "ET Returns"
As long as everyone praises her *BEAUTY*, dadi doesn't know the difference. She signs up many international films!
She earns accolodes and $$$s and now decides to find her one true love as DADI thinks she's immortalized due to immense botoxing! She discovers her one and only true love is pining away for her in door desh- India...She sends her private jet to fetch snakey! Snakey loves glitter and glamour!! When she saw that the Jet was painted in gold and had diamond studded tail-lights she jumps in! Dadi and Snakey are wedded on the California beach in the first ever international gay marriage!
End of SSEL!!
guys what do you think?😳
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dunceHat thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Guys!

I know these CVs must be go-ing green with ENVY when they see that someone is even more hugely talented than them! ME! ME! ME! ofcourse. Don't be shy CVs it takes approximately 2.5 minutes to come up with uber-creative stuff. Whenever you are stuck, please feel free to ping IF, I'll come up with all the *BEAUTY* stories that you wanna show! in the same league as your :P😛
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Omg! Hilarious!🤣
I loved "ET Returns"!😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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hahaha this was too good🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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😆😆🤣🤣 OMG ...creativity at it's hilarious best. Apart from Sandi you are another SSEL forums writer who mixes sarcasm and creativity very well. Loved your story line...India's first ever superstar lesbo wedding on the sands of California...just can't get better than this.
If Indian televisions creatives lack imagination and need inspiration...they are always welcome to borrow from the forums as there is no dearth here.

Super cool dunceHat...👍🏼
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣 🤣 no words u are too talented
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Posted: 10 years ago
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aww..It's no story line😊
I was just fooling around. 'twas just frustration at SSEL
Thx Guys! 😳
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Posted: 10 years ago
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How did I miss this? Too good, dH. More, more.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: dunceHat

aww..It's no story line😊

I was just fooling around. 'twas just frustration at SSEL
Thx Guys! 😳


Sure has far better logic than the show. So when is Epi. 2 coming? So what is the love child of SoDa going to look like?
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: anita_m

How did I miss this? Too good, dH. More, more.

Dadi and Snakey are wedded on the California beach in the first ever international gay marriage!
End of SSEL!!
is the conclusion! (of this 'if at all story'😆)
Anitams, next will be another story..not ssel 👍🏼

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