Attendance sheet 03.03.2015

Vanakkam makkalae..

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet.

Inspector : -What is her height?

Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.

Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.

Inspector : -Color of eyes?

Husband : -Never noticed.

Inspector : -Color of hair?

Husband : -Changes according to season.

Inspector : -What was she wearing?

Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.

Inspector : -Was she driving?

Husband : -Yes.

Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: -Don't worry sir,...We will find your car.

Moral - "men will be men"