Originally posted by: jyoti06
I know friends right now u all r depressed with the current Article of DK dieing and Apu quitting😭...but still Sony has yet not given the nod for the Reincarnation track😃and if the makers r planning for this track with new actors then they will at least hv to give the assurence to the new actors that the serial will b continuing for few more years😕 which is not the case for sure considering the trps hv reached rock bottom😃...So theres still a possiblity they they might end the serial soon with a proper DK milan and a happy ending😃..Which I guess will b better than continuing the serial without its main leads
i am not depressed - now i can rest in peace knowing that apu and surveen will not be doing the butchered characters and the insepid show anymore....anybody else who cares.😃..(i know u guys will be shocked,..😃.lets be honest we were all watching it for APu 😳and people like me also for surveen and apus on screen chemistry😳)
just like raju came in for devu, i will think chalo - original dev and kaajjal die when it was handed over to shreya, so the new dev and kaajjal are just ELAS clones or whatveer, koi farak nahin....😃whoever takes over now...a budda buddi dev-kaajjal played by adi come back as dev, and some buddi as kaju...who cares😆
Ok now till the serial is on and Apu-Surveen r there as DK😳..lets just forget all the worries and chill and think about what can happen next😛
From the day DK got married,they r going through a very troubled married life😭..thanks to some endangered species creating problems in their married life😡
So here r my 10 Mantras for DK which they need to follow asap for a successful married life😛
1)DK should first try to understand the definition of three main ingriedents in a marriage😳 ...i.e..Trust,Communication and Understanding😊
yes, and also communicating at the right time not when the problme turns into an inferno...couldnt dev have just blasted kaju there n there when she lied in front of his eyes ab being at shuba tais...the ole DPS would have...
and also keeping eyes and ears open...after amee, DPS should have been wiser than believeing any crappy thing like shivansh who cant even wear a tie for cryin out aloud.😆😆
same for kaju, for a girl who had eyes and ears only for her kadoos boss...what happened when dev was....being sarcastic...kahaan gya woh detectivegiri and kajugiri😃or has she become def and blind as well
2)Kaajjal should never ever lie to Dev about her whereabouts irrespective of any sort of situation😃
well she can lie - about unimportant things like Aditya is important...and spring a surprise on rakshaa bandhan by saying Daadu is a brother now
3)Kaajjal should start Anger Management classes and Multiple Personality Disorder Improvement Classes asap for Dev in the Bedroom😉😛...I m sure the result will b Positive and we will get to see preggy Kaajjal soon😆😳
and also - 10 ways of turning into a wife from a RJ, she constantly believes she is
4)Dev can break as many bottles as he want at home and he can also drink as many bottles as he want at home😃..but he should never ever go to any stranger's house in a drunk state and spend the night over there😡..
Kaju can also do a helen (now thats she done a zeenat) 😃if she wants to add to the amibience - bar, cabaret and seductress all in one...then it can end up in the bedroom later😃
5)Kaajjal should sleep in the daytime when Dev is in the office😳and should do some Jaagran every night as Dev wants to get all her attention only at night Damnit😉😛
Kaajjal should not sleep at all....to help her ML, for i dont think she has recoverd from the virus called daadu goat syndrome.
besides sleep is bad for her health.😃like sleeping beauty awakes after first kiss from her prince...she shud stay awake...for that first kiss😉
...Dev should stay home more...😉and kaju can do a double shift😃to compensate for 2 months of daadu, and three weeks of this jealousy track....
6)Sinse Dev has signed Aditya for some Music show for his Radio City...So once Aditya gets discharged from the hospital(which he will😡),Dev should send him on a Music Concert to Atlantic Ocean asap😊
DEv - should make adi daadu the chair person of RC, and make sure Amee sit on that chair - 24/7😃, ek teer se do nishaan😉...poor amee is so unemployed and frustrated that she is chewing veers brains😆
he shud also give kaju back her ole job and add a singin clause to it...sing a devu bhajan, first thing in the morning...after saying hulllloooo mumbai....say i love you devu😃
7)Dev and Kaajjal should forget the On-going Goat-Monkey Circus for a moment😡 and plan for a Long Honeymoon to Switzerland or any Land of their Choice😳
DEv-kaajjal shud go underground like secret service agents...and stay invisible for a while...like bunty and bubli...so that they can resurface rejuvenated😃and with little devus kajus😳
8)Dev for the time being, needs to confess his guilt of doubting Kaajjal asap in front of Kaajjal before Shivaansh shows her the Mobile clip😭..And Kaajjal should once again try to forgive her husband considering the fact that even she went overboard with her Adi-cum-Surprise-Bhajan😡and ended up even lieing to Dev
well - he needs to do a kajugiri now...no time for confessiongiri, do a kaju on her...to remind her of the past😃
Devu can go step ahead😃...can call kaju to the cliff stand on the edge, and say i doubted you now before you scream divorse i will jump this very instant...so decide you wanna jump with me or go to the tabela where i have booked a straw bale for us - countdown begins...mrs kaajjal pratap singh no time to think
9)Dev and Kaajjal should now donate that Manhoos Beach House to some Charitable Hospital😕...A lot of scary things hv now unfortunately happened in that Beach House😕
or gift it to daadu and ameesha to start a new goat farm there, then they can have shivansh comeing in as shhhhh-koi haii and chopping them off once and for alll.......sssshhhhhh....😉
10)Lastly Kaajjal should wear Sarees with backless blouse only in front of Dev to make him happy😳and Dev should keep his shirt unbuttoned to grab the attention of Kaajjal especially at night😉😛
agreed - but wear burkhas when she is aorund daadus and shivanshoos
and do her part vrata jaap, and a wear a rupee size bindi in red on her forehead...
devu meanwhile should cut his hair short so that she can see his fcae more often...ML ka maamla hai...u need to give her a full blast also take her for swiming lessons where he can wear less😉
I m sure if DK applies all these Ten Mantras then nothing can create problems between their Happy Married life😃
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