Drabble: Bulbul naam ki balaa (The calamity in the name of Bulbul)
Dear mankind,
You are in for danger, no matter how you go about it.
If you are a college lover boy who was enamored but ignored by Bulbul, it doesn't end when you graduate. You will grow into an evil obssessive psychopath who will go to the extent of kidnapping and murdering people in the name of your love for Bulbul.
If Bulbul worked for you when you are a businessman, and you fell for her, you will end up betraying your friends of life, even if you didn't want to. Although she may confess her love for you, it's not all hunky dory for you. You will end up being pushed to sacrifice for things you can't even imagine and you will feel the most helpless guy on earth in her love.
If you end up loving Bulbul through a window for ages, you will only receive the wrath of the whole world, even though you do your best for her family, even though you are the most righteous man one can find.
If you think you are not the one to fall for Bulbul, while the whole womankind goes gaga over you, you are still not safe. Even if you don't 'love' her or her sister, you end up receiving slaps and threats from criminals and will be pushed off of a cliff and your life is endangered.
So, dear mankind, there is no escape from the calamity that's named Bulbul.