Sahir Miyan: haircut! (fun post)

I know some people (I mean fan girls and fan aunties) will throw ande tamatar at me for making this post. But I couldn't sincerely hold myself back after yesterday's episode. Especially the scene when he drags Aarzoo to his room and offers her the deal once again.

The question I want to ask is.

Why doesn't Sahir Miyan go in for a haircut?

The options are:

1. This is a part of his wada to Zeenat. Pehle 1000 crore ki company, phir haircut. Yeh 7 saal ki mehnat ka nateeja hain...
2. He is scared: what will the barber do with his cut hair at Niyamat house? make another artificial choti for Kurti Aapa? Are baap re..
3. He is waiting for Aarzoo to do the honours. Along with ancilliary services like shampoo, perming and hair wash. He thinks Aarzoo can set up a beauty parlour at the outhouse.
4. He is modelling for a hair-growth promoting product. Abhi Saiyyara main zyaada kuchh nahi hota, to...Waise bhi, saare scissors kapdon ko kaatne main busy hain.
5. He needs to look different from Zaki. Actually sometime back, he was walking in a lonely alley and a couple of girls mistook him for Zaki. Well, Almost. He had to run away from the mobbing.
6. Its his job to water plants and the lawn at Niyamat house. SO after a bath, he shakes himself all over the plants and the lawn.
7. He wants to look like Baal-Bachhon wala aadmi. Ab bachhon ki kami nahi (Zaki for example) to baal hi sahi...

Friends, add more...Whackier the better.

Dear Sagi,
You are blessed with a rocking sense of humor. I remember having read your earlier post (a questionnaire with 4 options), it was hilarious. I don't think I match up to your standards but here goes :

1) Saahir has seen senior AB in "Cheeni Kum" and is a die hard fan of his ponytail.

2) He hopes that someday when he is comes home tired, Aarzoo wl give him an oil chumpi. Longer the hair, better it wl be.

3) He loves to be known as the Jhatka-Man. When the hair falls on your eyes, you do a Jhatka.

4) Saahir is a fan of Sri Sri RaviShankar.


-Rekha

Originally posted by: looovemaan

Its his job to water plants and the lawn at Niyamat house. SO after a bath, he shakes himself all over the plants and the lawn.

Thank you for your choice. MAy I know your name?

Originally posted by: ecrivain

Sagi ur points 2,3,4 ha me big time ...ur hilarious ...

But jokes aprt I pretty much like his lehrati zulfein ..feel like running my fingers through his hair😳

Ecri DI, uski zulho ke liye kafi competition hain. Your fingers would encounter many obstacles. Suna hain apart from human beings, even female mosquitoes (see the jungle scene) and female parrots would like to build their nest there. Asharfi is an example. But jokes apart, one can hardly see his face while he is emoting those wonderful scenes. Isiliye.

Originally posted by: Danseuse

Dear Sagi,
You are blessed with a rocking sense of humor. I remember having read your earlier post (a questionnaire with 4 options), it was hilarious. I don't think I match up to your standards but here goes :

1) Saahir has seen senior AB in "Cheeni Kum" and is a die hard fan of his ponytail.

2) He hopes that someday when he is comes home tired, Aarzoo wl give him an oil chumpi. Longer the hair, better it wl be.

3) He loves to be known as the Jhatka-Man. When the hair falls on your eyes, you do a Jhatka.

4) Saahir is a fan of Sri Sri RaviShankar.


-Rekha

Hi Rekha Di,

Even you have a whacky sense of humour and thanks for the additional options.

About Cheeni kum: yes, he is a fan of Sr AB. Waise bhi black coffee peeta haina. Bina doodh, bina shakkar.
Yes, we are all waiting for Aarzoo to give him a Oil chumpi when he comes home dead tired. Imagine: He comes home dead tired and flings his jacket on the poolchair. Aarzoo walks in with a katora full of oil and asks him to lie down with his head in her lap. Then starts her massage, his eyes slowly close in sheer joy and he drifts off to sleep. Aarzoo carefully lowers his head on his pillow, gives a smooth peck on his forehead and leaves quietly. But his hand snakes out and grabs her waist... 😳

Sahir a fan of Sri Sri? OMG. Sari lady devotees ka dhyan meditation per se uth kar, inhi pe hoga.