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Step 1 - Give her a so-called sad and 'tragic' (cough-stupid-cough) back story of how her demonic father left her mother at a very vulnerable time. Yes truly said!
Note: Make sure the mother faints at everything and cries - if the glycerin has run out please try getting 10 L more since the main female lead will also require in the future scenes (tight budget samjha kijiye!)😉
Step 2: Make sure she uses her father's pathetic background to whine and self-sympathize with herself only when the male lead is there otherwise don't - I MEAN DON'T - let her use it as a lesson of life when it comes to some puppy-eyed love-struck creepy best-friend!
Step 3: Make sure she forgets her best-friend from Lucknow there should be a valid reason of how the Lucknow vali friend pronounces her name wrongly - Arjoo its a grave crime. Another must be that she must leave her friend to die in front of bulldozer! These should be higher than the fact that she was the only one who supported her family when in need of shelter!
Step 4: The female lead must have a loving and caring family. Dadi and the younger sister must vanish and live with the khala especially if the female lead is almost traumatised and molested.
Step 5: The female lead should only be strong enough to hit back at the male lead when not needed she must know how to throw phones at the male lead, must get a way to live in the outhouse without paying rent or even show any support by being polite and kind. They also must make sure they prove the theory of how women can't drive and park by driving for the main lead and then throwing the car off the high cliff and make sure she doesn't even say I will work twice as hard to pay the entire car's amount.
Step 6: She also must continue to show anger and shout at the main lead but must be very intimate with the puppy-eyed love-struck bestfriend.
Step 7: Make sure she has a pathetic family who came away unannounced and should never bother to think of going back since they are homeless! NO! The sisters must be very tacky and wide-eyed too they should frown at the thought of not living under someone's hard-earned money and to go and live in a small house paying rent! omggg they can't pay rent!!!!
Step 8: Make sure after she is molested she is sleeping and holding onto another man - even if it is her so-called best-friend. Make sure she is only screaming and fighting the male lead but totally ignoring the equally faulted family members of the main lead. hmm.
Step 9: Under construction - if you have any inquiries please refer back to Step 1.
Note: Yes I made a mockery not an insult (lol of course I bashed her hehehe😆) but I still haven't forgiven Sahir but... his character played by my favourite actor Harshad Chopra. Such a pity Shivya is talented but wasted on such a useless character!🥱
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