Tanu - So baby, here's the thing. Not sure if I should hide it from you. I am pregnant.
Abhi - What? What? What? Are you serious? How did you let yourself get pregnant?
Pragya - Calm down Abhi, I know it's hard on you. But you at least breathe?
Abhi - CALM DOWN? EFFING CALM DOWN?!?! How are you so cool anyway? Arent you the 1970's heroine who'll disintegrate to pieces at this news? You'r husband's girlfriend is pregnant with his kid!!
Pragya - Umm...you're close to the truth, but you didn't quite hit the mark.
Abhi - What do you mean?
Tanu - Umm...I am pregnant, but you're not the father.
Abhi (relieved) - Thank GOD..yes yes yes!
Pragya - That doesn't solve our problem. The child is still a Mehra!
Abhi - Hang on who is the father than? (Looks angry)
Pragya - Technically the child doesn't have a father, per say.
Abhi - Doesn't have? Tanu! Whose baby is this?
Pragya - Mine! And Tanu's. Oh, and Aaliya'
Abhi faints in shock
He wakes up an hour later.
Pragya - Are you okay?
Abhi - How is it possible?!?! You, Tanu and Aaliya? Three? And all women?
Tanu - Well two and half women and half a man.
Abhi - How so?
Aaliya - Bhai, I realized off late that I produce eggs and sperms both. These two were dying to have a child, I sort of gave them the spare things.
Abhi - But Tanu and Pragya, when did this happen?
Tanu - Baby I came to meet you. But that day you had gone to Suresh's.
Abhi - I had only gone there to wax his chest - I never crossed my line Tanu! How could you?!?!
Pragya - Oh shut up Abhi, it's you who got us close! I spent more time with her in our marriage than you! This had to happen someday.
Aaliya - Sorry bhai, I came in between you and your love(s). Maybe we could swap? You keep Purab?
Pragya - Ah too late, he is expecting Suresh's child.
Tanu - Who's the mother?
Pragya - Samething, no mother per say.
Aaliya - Whoose eggs?
Abhi (guiltily) - Mine. It runs in the Mehra family Aaliya. Robin is Daadi and Tayiji's son.
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