Lawyers to visit Amma? Amma ki Nikal Padi

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So the lawyers will expose the maa-beta's circus in front of the family? wow, CVs should be rewarded with an ice cream treat and amma should be given a shot or two of whiskey (believe me she will need it).

Babuji will say to amma "sharam nahin aati bachhon ko aaisi gandi gandi baatien sikhate huye"? Amma will cry her crocodile tears 😭 and justify that Bunty is her shiv ka prasad, and her 9 month ka bojh, and until now she kept control and khabar of Bunty's pal pal ki khabar, and if Sags and Bunty promise to call her every 5 minutes with the details of their honey moon, as its her mamta ka doodh ka haque to know about her babua, then she will allow them to go on the honey moon". 😕

This is when Bunty will realize that amma is abnormalon ki sardaar and promise to return all the doodh she fed him (by buying 25 cows for her) and buying a tractor (to carry her around for 9 months) and ask shiv bhagwaan to replace his prasad from Bunty to Bhaang for his amma.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: suresh555

So the lawyers will expose the maa-beta's circus in front of the family? wow, CVs should be rewarded with an ice cream treat and amma should be given a shot or two of whiskey (believe me she will need it).

Babuji will say to amma "sharam nahin aati bachhon ko aaisi gandi gandi baatien sikhate huye"? Amma will cry her crocodile tears 😭 and justify that Bunty is her shiv ka prasad, and her 9 month ka bojh, and until now she kept control and khabar of Bunty's pal pal ki khabar, and if Sags and Bunty promise to call her every 5 minutes with the details of their honey moon, as its her mamta ka doodh ka haque to know about her babua, then she will allow them to go on the honey moon". 😕

This is when Bunty will realize that amma is abnormalon ki sardaar and promise to return all the doodh she fed him (by buying 25 cows for her) and buying a tractor (to carry her around for 9 months) and ask shiv bhagwaan to replace his prasad from Bunty to Bhaang for his amma.
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jisne kiya sharam, uske phoote karam - Ammaji's philosophy 😃
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I still feel Amma will be thick-skinned and will distort facts! These serials will do anything to delay the truth from emerging!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Aaj toh sach much nikal padi... baaje gaaje ke saath 😎
Aur Saagarika tamboora baaja rahi thi 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: VerboseG

Aaj toh sach much nikal padi... baaje gaaje ke saath 😎

Aur Saagarika tamboora baaja rahi thi 🤣



Have not read or watched Amma's ke satyanash ki shooruat ki khush khabri, but already feel like I should order fish ki barfi for the celebration.

Sags should sing Manwa laage with new lyrics:

amma bhaage, re amma bhaage, bhaage re uthke
zhanke re door se
ke lawyerwa, jaye, na jaye, le jaye, mujhe jail mein

ab tu kahe ghabraye ?
ab kyon tu dar jaye ?
ke policewa dande, na dande, na dande maar de?

Edited by suresh555 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: suresh555



Have not read or watched Amma's ke satyanash ki shooruat ki khush khabri, but already feel like I should order fish ki barfi for the celebration.

Sags should sing Manwa laage with new lyrics:

amma bhaage, re amma bhaage, bhaage re uthke
zhanke re door se
ke lawyerwa, jaye, na jaye, le jaye, mujhe jail mein

ab tu kahe ghabraye ?
ab kyon tu dar jaye ?
ke policewa dande, na dande, na dande maar de?

ROFL!!! ROFL!!! That's so funny! Loved it to the core
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: suresh555

So the lawyers will expose the maa-beta's circus in front of the family? wow, CVs should be rewarded with an ice cream treat and amma should be given a shot or two of whiskey (believe me she will need it).

Babuji will say to amma "sharam nahin aati bachhon ko aaisi gandi gandi baatien sikhate huye"? Amma will cry her crocodile tears 😭 and justify that Bunty is her shiv ka prasad, and her 9 month ka bojh, and until now she kept control and khabar of Bunty's pal pal ki khabar, and if Sags and Bunty promise to call her every 5 minutes with the details of their honey moon, as its her mamta ka doodh ka haque to know about her babua, then she will allow them to go on the honey moon". 😕

This is when Bunty will realize that amma is abnormalon ki sardaar and promise to return all the doodh she fed him (by buying 25 cows for her) and buying a tractor (to carry her around for 9 months) and ask shiv bhagwaan to replace his prasad from Bunty to Bhaang for his amma.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: suresh555



Have not read or watched Amma's ke satyanash ki shooruat ki khush khabri, but already feel like I should order fish ki barfi for the celebration.

Sags should sing Manwa laage with new lyrics:

amma bhaage, re amma bhaage, bhaage re uthke
zhanke re door se
ke lawyerwa, jaye, na jaye, le jaye, mujhe jail mein

ab tu kahe ghabraye ?
ab kyon tu dar jaye ?
ke policewa dande, na dande, na dande maar de?


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: suresh555



Have not read or watched Amma's ke satyanash ki shooruat ki khush khabri, but already feel like I should order fish ki barfi for the celebration.

Sags should sing Manwa laage with new lyrics:

amma bhaage, re amma bhaage, bhaage re uthke
zhanke re door se
ke lawyerwa, jaye, na jaye, le jaye, mujhe jail mein

ab tu kahe ghabraye ?
ab kyon tu dar jaye ?
ke policewa dande, na dande, na dande maar de?



I see all the Banaras ke Fishes coming to seek blessings🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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amma bhaage, re amma bhaage, bhaage re uthke
Amma got up and started running

zhanke re door se
Peeping from far

ke lawyerwa, jaye, na jaye, le jaye, mujhe jail mein
Hoping the lawyers don't arrest her and put her in jail

ab tu kahe ghabraye ?
Why are you afraid now?

ab kyon tu dar jaye ?
Now you are fearful?

ke policewa dande, na dande, na dande maar de?
That cops might give you a good beating with their stick?

My amma lyrics are to the tune of a beautiful song from the movie Happy New Year

Edited by suresh555 - 11 years ago

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