Puttar vs The couch - 1 year special *update*

Hello everyone! Congratulations to YHM for completion of a successful year, and congratulations to all the fans that loved and adored this show for the past 1 year. If you know me then this post will seem like a big departure from my usual posts, there is no Gulzar saab reference, no poetry, no songs and none of my blabbering about romance and love.

Since YHM is a year old I figured, I will unleash the sarcastic and snarky side of my personality on the forum. Lol

This is my interpretation of what might have happened after the Ruhi-Raman scene on Dec 2^nd, hope you guys enjoy!

Puttar is on a quest to make pillow talk happen with his JKR, so instead of serenading her with flowers, taking her out to dinner, going for a walk, or holding her hand, he just throws gaudy jewelry at her.

JKR has been craving for some pillow talk and wants to desperately ditch the couch, she has been waiting for puttar to make the move, any move apart from throwing condoms at her! JKR ready and loaded to make the move. ❤️

Of course in all the excitement of the impending pillow talk, puttar forgets the cardinal rules of Bollywood suhaag raat, so to get the party started he forces missus to drink the milk intended for him.

JKR is all like W*F...this is Ghor paap! 🤣

JKR did not take well to Puttar breaking the cardinal rules of Bollywood suhaag raat, and now there was no turning back! 😆

Puttar has been dealing with an empty bed for 6 years so he decided to try once more, may be this time he would be lucky and get all the bollywood suhaag raat rules right.

Meanwhile JKR was busy fangirling over puttar internally and trying not to faint

After a major fail of a night puttar goes to wake up his princess only to have his wounds reopened. 😈

Finally sense prevails, and Ruhi does what is needed the most! She calls out for me to teach a few medical' things about the birds and the bees to her papa so her Ishimaa can be happy! Note: I am an old soul so I will only be giving a medically appropriate lecture about the birds and bees to puttar...jeez people get your mind out of the gutter! 😳

That's it! Thanks for reading this nonsense post, I wanted to waste time and not study so that has been achieved! I don't mean to offend any fans of any actor/actress/jodi etc, I am the biggest puttar fangirl, so all this in jest, I am not questioning his manliness one bit.

Some advice from our very own kiss guru

Originally posted by: GanBarunFan

Some advice for Puttar...he has covered some steps...needs to do couple more...

Signed ❤️
KissGuru101 Gan

• In Puttar's defense, maybe there is another interpretation to why he got the milk for her 😉 *hint : Puttar is alpha male *
  

• This cracked me up ...under the circumstance, with Puttar's super anxiousness with the packet pf condom this is a very feasible scenarion. Desperate times makes a man do stupid remarks
  
  

• THIS I call chance pe dance.. 🤣
  

Originally posted by: -Payal-

THIS:

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Technically, I think it's been 7 years now (IF we believe he's abstained since Shagun left him. I dunno if I believe it!) 🤣🤣 Puttar definitely got some if you know what I mean 😉

PS: The last thing I want is you talking to my RKB about the birds and the bees...even if you are an old soul. Let him and the missus duke it out for themselves. You stay away from him. Tere irade kuch teekh nahi lag rahe mujhe. 😆🤣 Haters to the left please! Jalne wale jale hume usse kya!

PPS: This was brilliantly hilarious. lol while talking to G this idea came to mind so I figured why not do it, at most people will think I am crazy which isn't far from the truth anyways 😆

PPPS: No more wasting time. Go study. 😳 I don't wanna!