Hi Frnds! Sorry for being late. Busy schedule. I somehow managed to write something but its incomplete. Still posting it. Will post the other half very soon.
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Dhun 12 (A)
Atrangi Tarkeebein
"Idea!" he rejoiced "Ab dekhta hun Jhansi Ki Rani kaise nahi manthi"
"Par usse pehle gharwalon ko manana padega. Unke bina ye plan kamiyab nahi ho sakta"
"Koi nahi Raman! CEO of the Year aise hi thodi na bana hai. Gharwalon ko to mana hi lunga. Ab thodi der so jatha hun. Subah uthkar bahut saara kaam karna hai" glad on finally having a plan to woo his JKR he slipped into a peaceful slumber on the living room couch.
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"5 minute aur sone do" he said pulling the duvet over his face which was being frantically pulled by someone.
"Kya hai yaar? Sone do na Ishita" saying he turned around and thud he fell on the ground.
"Ouch! Maa" he said rubbing his back "Hamesha mera kamar thodne pe rehti ho. Mere bechare kamar ne tumhara kya bigada hai"
"Raman aur kitni der soyega?"
"Ye tumhari awaz ko kya hogaya hai?" he said rubbing his ears.
With sleep filled eyes, he had a blurry vision of the image of a fat person.
"Aur ek rath me tum itni moti kaise hogayi?"
"Oye! Mujhe mota kaha tune? Zaroor us Madrasan ne tere kaan bhare honge"
He rubbed his eyes to clear his vision. "Maa?" and he looked around to see where he was and he remembered how he was thrown out of his room and landed here.
"Ghoor kya raha hai? Mai tujhe moti dikhti hun? Tu bhi apne sasural walon ki taraf hogaya na. Tujhse ye ummed nahi thi puttar" and she walked off angrily.
"Maa suno to sahi" before he could speak she was already gone. "Arre yaar! Ye kya kardiya tune. Ab maa ko bhi manana padega. Hmmm..tere to din hi kharab hain"
He slowly sneeked into his room "Ye JKR kahin dikhayi nahi de rahi. Rath ko to nagin banke das rahi thi. Aaj pata nahi is daayan ka kounsa roop dekhna padega"
"Haww Papa! I hate you" he heard Ruhi roaring angrily behind him.
"Ruhi! Maine kya kiya?" he knelt in front of her.
"Aapne IshiMa ko Dayan aur Nagin bulaya na" she said hands on hips.
"Arre nahi beta. Tumhare sunne me galti hogayi. Mai to darling aur jaaneman bula raha tha"
"Ab aap jhoot bhi bol rahe ho. Pehle to IshiMa ko rulate ho, phir unhe bad words se bulate ho aura b jhoot bol rahe ho. Apko IshiMa ki thodi bhi fikr nahi hai. Wo aapse gussa hain phir bhi kitni fikr karti hain. Clinic se mujhe call karke kaha ke Papa ko nashta de dena. Isliye mai apko bulane ayi thi. But you don't deserve it Papa" she said pointing her fingers towards him and stumped off angrily.
"Kaisi kismet hai teri Raman. Lecture dene keliye biwi kafi nahi thi to ab beti bhi shuru hogayi. Poora apni IshiMa pe gayi hai. Mujhe to abhi se iske honewale pati pe daya aane lagi hai"
"Manane ke list me ek aur member shamil. Congrats beta" he said to himself. "Ab apna CEO wala dimag laga aur tarkeebein soch inko manane ki"
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein kitni hai tarkeebein
Tarkeebein, tarkeebein apni hai tarkeebein
Satrangi sapne hai, atrangi tarkeebein
His stomach growled to remind that he had not eaten anything properly since the previous day "Pehle pet pooja...baadme kaam dooja" he ran his hand over his growling tummy and walked towards the dining table.
"Pet to bhar liya, ab dimag chalane ki baari. Ek ko manane ke chakkar me sare gharwalon ko patina padega. Kisse shuru karun?" he looked around and found his father sitting on the couch engrossed in the newspaper.
"Papa se shuru karta hun" he straightened his clothes and went near his father "Papa"
"Kya hai?" Bhallaji said in no nonsense mood.
Raman gulped.
Papa Toh Band Bajaye
Principal Khud Ban Jaayein
Keep Quiet Rule Banaye
Har Pal Bas Yeh Chillayein
Idiot Ho, Tum Gadhe Ho
Abhi Tumhe Knowledge Nahi
Humse Panga Lene Wali Abhi Tumhari Age Nahi Hai
Whatever Whatever We Do Do Do
Papa Toh Band Bajaye
Papa Toh Band Bajaye
Papa Toh Band Bajayein
The lyrics of the song played in his mind as he could imagine his father yelling at his face. "Katle Raman isse pehle ke Papa teri band baja dein" he mumbled to himself.
"Kya hai? Aise kyun ghoor rahe ho?"
"Kuch nahi. Mai to bas good morning bolne aya tha"
"Time dekha hai tune? Good morning bolne aya hai" he looked back into his newspaper.
Raman withdrew himself from the scene. "Papa ko manana teri bas ki bath nahi hai. Ye to sirf Maa hi kar sakti hain. Sabse pehle Maa ko hi mana lata hun. Wo maangayi to samjho Papa bhi maan gaye"
He sheepishly entered his mother's room and put all his effort to sound as affectionate as possible "Maaa"
"Hmph" Mrs.Bhalla was miffed. He sat beside her on the bed and she crossed her arms and turned away.
"Maa aap jab aise gussa hoti ho na bahut pyari lagti ho"
Duniya mein jeene se jyada uljhan hai maa
Tu hai amar ka jahaan..
Tu gussa karti hai bada achchha lagta hai
"To mai jab gussa nahi hoti to achhi nahi lagti?" she pulled Raman's ear.
Tu kaan pakadti hai
Badi jor se lagtaa hai meri maa..
"Kya bath kar rahi ho Maa? Aap to duniya ki sabse khoobsurat aurat ho"
"Jaa maska na laga" She tried to keep a straight face. But a small curve of her lips was visible and Raman knew this was his chance.
"Sach bol raha hun maa. Aap to world best ho. Meri pyari maa" he said hugging her.
Maa, meri maa, pyaari maa.. mumma
Ho.. Maa, meri maa, pyaari maa.. mumma
"Bata kya plan hai?"
"Plan? Kaisa plan?" Raman asked feigning innocence.
"Maa hun teri. Sab samajhti hun. Ishita ko manane keliye mehnat kar raha hai na"
He lowered his head in guilt. She lifted his head "Arre isme sharminda hone ki koi gal nahi puttar. Mai bahut khush hoon ke tere aur Ishita ke beech sab theek hogaya. Tu bahut khusnaseeb hai ke Ishita teri zindagi me ayi"
"Sab tumhari duaaon ka asar hai maa"
Haatho ki laqeerein badal jaayengi
Gham ki ye zanjeerein pighal jaayengi
Ho Khuda pe bhi asar
Tu duaao'n ka hai ghar
Meri maa, meri maa, pyaari maa.. Mumma
Ho.. Maa, Meri maa, pyaari maa.. Mumma
"Aaj lagta hai ke mera Happy mujhe wapas mil gaya" she hugged him.
Yun to main.. sabse nyaara hoon
Par tera maa.. main dulaara hoon
Raman wiped the tears on her cheek. It had been a long time since they shared such a lovely moment.
"Chal chad. Ab tu bata ke plan kya hai?" she reminded him. Raman explained his plan to her.
"Good good! Ye to wada hi changa plan banaya tune. All the best puttarji"
"Thenk yu thenk yu" Raman copied her style.
"Maar khayega. Khote na hoyide" Raman laughed and escaped.
"Maa to maangayi. Abhi Daadi amma ko manane ki baari"
"Ruhi...Ru beta" Raman was on his knees in front of his junior JKR.
She puffed her cheeks to show that she was still angry.
"To Daadiamma abhi tak naraz hain!" he crossed his arms and asked her.
She nodded her head in affirmative still maintaining the puffed cheeks.
"Dadi-Amma Dadi-Amma Man Jao
Dadi-Amma Dadi-Amma Man Jao"
Raman started singing. She turned away.
"Chhodo ji ye gussa zara hans ke dikhaao" he pressed her cheeks and curved her lips with his fingers. She bit it in annoyance.
Raman winced in pain but kept singing.
"Dadi-Amma Dadi-Amma Man Jao
Dadi-Amma Dadi-Amma Man Jao"
"Chhoti-chhoti bato pe na bigda karo
Gussa ho to thanda pani pi liya karo" he offered her a glass of water. She jerked it off.
"Khali-pili apna kaleja na jalao
Dadi-Amma Dadi-Amma Man Jao
Dadi-Amma Dadi-Amma Man Jao"
He held his ears and did sit-ups
"Chhodo ji ye gussa zara hans ke dikhaao"
Ruhi had been enjoying this. She pursed her lips but unable to hold it anymore she let out a giggle.
"Haww Papa! Aap kitne funny lag rahe ho" she laughed out loud.
"Accha ji to Papa ko ullu banaya ja raha tha. Ruko tumhe abhi dikhata hun" he captured her in his arms and started tickling.
"No Papa...Please...stop it Papa" she begged him.
"Batao ye shaitani kahan se seekhi?"
"Ravan Kumar se" she said giggling.
"Khud apne Papa ko Ravan Kumar bula rahi ho aur agar Papa IshiMa ko kisi naam se bulayein to very bad hai na"
"Wo to mai apko aise hi pareshan kar rahi thi. IshiMa aapse gussa hain na. To mai bhia pko thoda pareshan kar rahi thi"
"To Ruhi apne Papa ke side pe nahi" Raman made a puppy face.
She held his face in her little hands "Ruhi to donon ke side hai. Aap doon ki rooh jo hoon"
"Itni badi badi batein. Mujhe to tumse hi seekhna chahye ke IshiMa ko kaise manana hai. Meri madad karogi IshiMa ko manane me?"
"Pakka"
"To suno tumhe kya karna hai"
"Wow! Bahut maza ayega. I love you Papa"
"I love you too beta" he kissed her.
"Apki daadi chubti hai" she said rubbing her face and ran away.
"Badmaash" he smiled fondly.
"Two down, three to go" "Simmiii" he started looking for his next target.
Stay tuned Dhun abhi baki hai
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