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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 Thats funnny, and true 😆 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 very true...
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Posted: 18 years ago
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its true..gr8 one.. 😆 😆 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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omg it's hillirouse, thx for sharring them 😆

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