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A few jokes...to make you laugh 😊

Shiv goes to chemist :
I need to buy poison
Chemist : I can't sell u that...
Shiv shows him Ipshita's photo
Chemist : Sorry! I didn't know u had a prescription!!!

Ab kuch sher ho jayee
Kya aankhen hai,
kya chehra tumne paaya hai... aisa lagta hai jaise peepal ke ped se bhoot utar aaya hai...

Santa Singh

Why did Santa Singh cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? ... Guess! ... what? ... To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Santa Singh! where were u born?
Santa Singh: punjab.
man: which part ?
Santa Singh: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

Lawyer to Santa Singh: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
Santa Singh :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.


Why was Santa Singh writing the exam near the door? ... bcoz it was an entrance exam.

Santa Singh's son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.
Santa Singh: give him a glass of water.

Santa Singh:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying? santa: he is not studying they r studying him.

Bollywood

Bill Gates and Madhuri Dixit

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in newspapers:

Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!

Babu Desi Mem.

Brain marries Beauty!?

ke peechhe kya hai? windows ke peechhe….!? Ooo windows mein Bill hai mera…

The next of Windows will be "Windows MD."

Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.

Bill to count his & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..

Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai…

Bill Will, Gates Wates… Main kya jaanu re… !

Will Post More Jokes Later
Hope You Enjoy 😊😆😆

hahah i luv da santa 1's and da 1st 1 but all of demr really good heheehehhe 🤣

hahah i luv da santa 1's and da 1st 1 but all of demr really good heheehehhe 🤣

hahah i luv da santa 1's and da 1st 1 but all of demr really good heheehehhe 🤣

ahahahah very very funny lol keep it up lol im still laughing ahaha 😊

hun, you did a wonderful job, great work, i loved it, that was hilarious, i especially liked the first few lines....of shiv talking to the doctor.... 😳

hehe, these r hilarious 😆

here are a few more

Ladka bola ladki se : Toote hue dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tootne tak pyaar karogi?
Ladki boli ladke se : Tooti hui chapal se pitoge ya chapal tootne tak pitoge?


Pati -: Jee karta hai tumhri zulfon mein kho jau, jheel se aankhon mein bas jaaou, tumhari baho mein jhul jau…
Patni -: "Raj Kumar" hi rahoge, Ya, Kabhi "Emraan Hashmi" bhi Banoge?


Ek ladki thi deewani si,mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazren jhuka ke,sharma ke,mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko,par jaane kiss se darti thi,
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,bas Yehi poochha karti thi,
Ye "ON" kaise hota hai,ye "ON" kaise hota hai.


Whose mother had the most painful delivery guess ?
Still thinking..,
Ok, i tell you "Sunny Deol",Why?,
bcoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi leke".


Ek raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
Magar saas ne kuch na kaha,
Bholo kyon?
Kyunki saas bhi kabi Bahu thi.


Evolution of Man :-

shaad1 se pehle :- Hero no 1,
shaadi ke baad :- Colie no 1,
shaad1 se pehle :- 'Maine pyar kiya',
shaadi ke baad :- Ye maine kya kiya,
shaadi se pehle :- Jaaneman mat jao,
shaadi ke baad :- Jaan mat khao,
shaadi se pehle :- Tum bin raha na jae,
shaadi ke baad :- Tum ko saha na jae,
shaadi se pehle :- Kuch to bolo,
shaadi ke baad :- Ab chup ho jao,
shaadi se pehle :- I Love You,
shaadi ke baad :- Aaj phir aalu ?,
shaadi se pehle :- milne kab aaogi,
shaadi ke baad :- maayke kab jaogi

😆 😊 😆

here are a few more
enjoy

Ek Singer doosre Singer se poochta hai,
Ek Singer ** Tumhe ye chota medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Gaane ke liye,
Ek Singer ** Aur ye doosra bada medel kyo mila,
Doosre Singer ** Ganaa band karne ke liye.


Tum paas aay,
Yoon muskuraye,
Apne saare Daant aise dikhaye,
Dekh kar mera dil,
Phoot-phoot kar rota hai,
kya kaha tumse,
Brush bhi theek se nahi hota hai.


Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.


Karan johar ki movies -:
Kuch-kuch hota hai > Luv ur friends
K3g > Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho > Luv ur neighbours
kabhi alvida na kahna > Luv other people wife's