Whats this I hear
We have bit of jealousy going on
Something to do with maan and geet
But what I don't get is how come this man gets jealous
I mean to say one hand he says she is not his anything
And then he goes and gets jealous
What to do with this gadha man
He doesn't want her and neither does he want anyone else to be with her
Oyye teri matti maari gayi hai kya
You must be wondering why am after maan today
Well he hasn't been bashed up much naa
So his turn today
Iss chorre ko decide karr lena chahiye what he wants
Yaa toh geet se bahut door rahe ya phir uske paas
Confuse karne ki zaroorat naa se
But no he does just that
What do we do with this man
Hopeless case hai yeh
Yaar woh jo spin off one shots honge naa after DFL is done well you gotta make him pay for what he did to geet
That will teach him not to mess with geet
Okay enough maan bashing without reading update though
So we had an emotional speech at end of last chappie
Time to lighten it up again
Which am sure you are ready to do
After all its sangeet naa
Matam thodi naa banna hai
Though the mood for one of the couples is like that
So onto some masti right
And it starts
Actual sangeet as in gaane baja aur dance man
Aww so cute huh why cute well don't ask me
Nani is here yipeee man
Nahin they are very sad to hear about the brides and grooms
Sorry don't know why I was being sarcastic there
But just cant resist it at times
Nani chill maariye sab ko bada mazaa aaya
Itne pol jo khulli hai naa
Waise aur bhi khul sakti thi parr kuch cheezein sab ko batane waali nahin hoti hai
They are private bits so no go there
Hey she just said what I just did
Kappa did it again man
She read what was in my mind cool
I so agree with nani
No music dance then no fun in sangeet
Then no point calling it sangeet
But this intro was needed as well naa
Aye hayye kaun aawat rahe
Oh I know who it is
Arrey apne natkhat se nandkishore
Hai naa see even geet calls him that
He is naughty boy
Well he gotta live up to his namesake
Warna Krishna bhagwaan ji ki naak katt jaayegi naa
So he gotta be all that geet said of him
Maasi ki jaan toh yeh hain bhai
Ahhh geet and nk get along like house on fire
Well too similar disposition naa
That's why man
Hmmm here maan had to do what not to gel with her
Well there is difference between bestie and lover
Or is there lets not go there
Hmmm I wonder who it can be
Sorry just had to do that
Really buaji must you say that
But its her fav saying naa
And luckily its his name too
And her is here again
Man was I missing him or what
Nk man how are you
Yeh itne ghabra kyun rahe hain
Haila kahin hindi bolne ki koshish toh naa karne waala hai
Knowing him that could be it
Yes we all do know you murder hindi day in and day out
But its funny too
And hey at least you try
And don't they say try and try till you succeed
Hopefully you will succeed in it one day my dear boy
Oho kya baat hai
Aww bless he is gonna sing in hindi
Oh dear lord lets hope for best
Dude be confident
They wont do anything
At least I hope they don't
Aaiyye haiyye kya gaana chunna hai boss
Kappa does it again
Gao Thakur aur gao they all love it man
What can be better than starting with this song
You rock nk man you really do
La's saviour is here
And boy did he rock the sangeet
Maan really
Not now dude
And why does it matter
She is your nothing remember
Yeah right as if
Dude is jealous and why not
He may say she is his nothing
But we all know better
She is his everything
Though he wont accept it
Yeh bhi kuch kam gadhe nahin hain
Hey she has all the rights to cheers her bestie and you have no right to stop her so zip it
Wah wah wah kya baat hai
Lage raho nk babua
Wait yeh apne cuz ke liye hai ya phir kissi aur ke liye
That's one question I wanna know the answer for
I know he said its for the grooms but is it really just for them
Ki apna haal-e-dil bata rahe hain kissi ko
Haiyye I toh just love this boy
And his song so cute man
His maasi and him so sweet they are together
Yaar yeh toh sach mein nandkishore hai
Gopiyaan hi gopiyaan ho rahi hai inke ird gird
Don't you think so too dear
He is not flirting with her per se maan
And again not your business right
Toh gussa kahe aa raha hai ji
As if he wouldn't get mad
Lover boy may pretend in front of others
But alone inka dil aaj bhi geet ke paas hai
So he was bound to feel jealous
But he wont do anything about it still
Ufff yeh maan bhi naa
Kya karein inn ladko more like lakdo ka
Aru zyada kush naa ho
Abhi geet ke saath hain
Aap ki khushi ke saath bhi karr sakte hain flirt
Phir aap bhi yahi karenge beta
And that will be fun
Maan very bad
Aisa koi karta hai kya
Ek toh bechare ne itna acha gaana gaya
And that too without murdering it
Phir bhi aap inpe hi gussa ho rahe hain
Aru is right about maan planning ways of killing this man
After all he is flirting with his soni naa
So he will be thinking of murdering nk poor boy
Ek toh geet ko kush karo woh bhi nahin karne de rahe
Kya karein iss ladke ka
Aru aap ki bhi baari aayegi
And ho sakta ha nk ke liye aap ke mann main aise hi vichaar aaye
Arrey itni jaldi break
But it has been long night
Sorry it has just begun
But bit of break helps
After all next act need to get ready naa
They wont be just singing but dancing too in their outfits
Not the waiters makes me think of my fair dear
With guys meeting the boys
Sorry am getting side tracked but can be helped
Hope no one spiked it
All we need is a drunk maan
That wont be good
Hey we haven't seen a drunk maan
Aru ne toh drunk scene karr liya but no maan
Arrey waah badi fikar ho rahi hai aap ko geet ki
Yeh fikar tab kahan thi jab geet chah rahi thi ki aap unke pyaar ko naa thukarein
But what did you do mate
Dude chill they are here only
Getting ready for the next act
Now this I have been looking forward to
After all its my fav song coming
Well another one of my fav song
And this one is just perfect to get happy and carefree mood
And who better than mami and our geet for this
Nahin ji hamari nahin huyi
But that's okay rest are all fed
And they need to be fed naa
Need energy to enjoy all this
Hamara kya hai
I cant believe I just said that
Am ajeeb for sure
Bahut hi dhamakedaar Jodi bhai
And this Jodi will just shake things up
So without wasting more time we have the Jodi doing their thing
Heelo hi bye bye and babaji
Ahhh yes that's their fav dialogues right
If nk murders Hindi our mami murders English
Yes they are mother and daughter
So what she didn't give birth to geet
But for mami geet is her daughter
Well at least she thought about her naa
Her birth mother couldn't even fight for her daughter sad man
But forget them lets not think about handas
They have nothing to do with geet now
They are not part of her life
Chai ki pyali this is new man
Sometimes connections of heart last longer than that of blood
Geet and mami are an example of that beautiful example
It is enough even without their pet saying man
This will be a dhamakedaar performance
Just what was needed to kick start this sangeet like I said
And who better to make it rocking than these two
Yeh jo performance hone waali hai no one will ever forget it
And you cant with these two being part of it right
Well I know why they are so shocked
As in the audience
Even I would have been had I been there
Come on its not every day you see them like this right
So lets get the show on the road ladies
Really aru what the
Well of course he would say that
Baaki kuch kehne ki shamta nahin rahi hogi naa
So that's the least he can say
Chalo zyada shock mein nahin gaye yeh
Warna kuch naa bol paate
Am guessing anj knew what these ladies were gonna do
Maan dude keep your eyes in
This is just another side of geet that you are getting to see
Why are we so shocked
This is geet we are talking about and with mami there well it makes it even better
Yup thought so mami would be the female version while our geet the male naa
It suits her figure
Ab itni heavy figure waali mami sorry mami ko toh ladka naa bana sakte hain naa
Itna bhi shock naa dena se
Haiyye kya baat hai
She looks one hell of a cute dude
So she would match babita from the movie right
And she has the right figure for it too
But mami is still a lady unlike the hero from the song
Hey who else could you use for this right but these two
Damn they sure surprised all
And well you cant blame them
Lets now wait and read for their thumkas man
This song is just mind blowing
Waah geet kya baat hai
Haiyye now if she was saying this to maan
Okay maan in what mami is in
That would be hilarious
But maan is too thin I swear
Oh ho mami yeh toh sachi baat se
Duniye aap ke peeche deewani zaroor rahi hogi at one point
Now mama hain naa
Ahhh the second singer voice was perfect for male in the movie and for mami too
Am glad they are enjoying this too
Well why not with them dancing on this number
No one else could have been better I think
Unless it was buaji and khushi
They would have been good too
But mami and geet make good pair too
Aru bhi naa
One track mind ho jaata hai inka
Khushi, khushi aur khushi
Oyye la ki taraf ek baar nazar toh daal de
Formality ke liye hi sahi
But no he wouldn't and here is your quota of aru bashing dear just for you
Well mate what love you ruined that with your own hands
Nazar kahi aur karr lijiye aru warna
Ufff pakde bhi naa jaate
But better this way naa
And she notices that man tadaofying her
Well of course she would have felt it naa
Wow didn't think such day would come
When khushi has to hide behind anj just to escape aru eyes
Jo abhi bhi khushi parr atki hain
Yes well good on you
Focus on the stage at least if not on your fianc
Hmmm mami aap ke jhumke ne geet ke jaan le li
Ab maan ka kya hoga
Haiyye if maan said those words man
That would make it perfect
As in him being behind geet like that
Uff that would be dream come true for geet
But guess that's not to be yet
Waah kya gaana hai and it continues
But I gotta break here
So we have had nk signing for the grooms
And our geet and mami giving such stunning performance
But that aint over yet
And the evening certainly aint
Edited by chavvi16 - 10 years ago
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