9 things I hate about everyone

I got this in a forward email and thought I'd share it with you all:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

oh ho!!rukhaya di!!!
from ur top 10 things looks like u gt a wicked personality u r soooooooooo right bout dose things man i've heard deez lines like nearly everyday!!
it pisses u off!!
keep it up!! 😆

Originally posted by: gyal1990

oh ho!!rukhaya di!!!
from ur top 10 things looks like u gt a wicked personality u r soooooooooo right bout dose things man i've heard deez lines like nearly everyday!!
it pisses u off!!
keep it up!! 😆

Nah nothing annoys me 😃 I got this in a forward email

lol he he very funnyt i liked this one 😛 they all true aswell 😆
When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

lolz lmaooo😆

LMAOOO! That was hilarious, loved 5 and 6. Thanks :D

omgg thats guddd 👏
hilariouss 😆

Originally posted by: Angeleyes 2

true😆 but next time u might wana write alittle small😆

Yh I just copy and pasted it from my email and then it wouldn't allow me to decrease the font size

They are good

but could you please decrease the font size