Diwali Dhamaka Offer...Har Dard Ki Dawa hai...

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Rutuja

@.HarshRutu.

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Diwali dhamaka!!! Aao iss Diwali pe...milke karte hai sab ke dard door...

Iss Diwali pe Rutu baantegi Dard ki Dawa...

Who bhi muft muft muft...

1. Arzoo Nausheen Khan ka Dard-e-Jhoomru Khan:-

Ab inko ghussa ata hai isme inki kya galti hai? Ghusse me who Jhoomru Khan phekti hai isme inki kya galti hai? In short inke sukh-dukh ka saathi hai Jhoomru Khan...But bechare Jhumru miya aksar bikhar jate hai...aur apne aap ko sambhal nahi paate...

Ab dekho...hum bhale log hai...hum nahi chahte ke yeh saathi kabhi juda ho...

Toh iss Diwali dhamaka offer me...

Arzoo ko milta hai- 5 bundles of Tixo Tape (large),

Phone cover (Sahir resistant)

2kg Imli ...

Aur Zandu balm...

2. Daadi -

Daadi sab ke bare me acha sochti hai...Sab ki chinta lagi rehti hai Dadi ko...

Ab hum bhale log hai...sab ke liye acha chahne wali daadi ke liye...

Khaas Diwali dhamaka offer me hum chahte hai-

Ke finally Allah unki sasuma ko karwat karwat Jannat bakshe...🤣

3. Nausheen-

Nausheen bechari ...already bohot jhel chuki hai...ab toh inko apni Aarzoo ko jail me bhi dekhna hai...hum nhi chahte k inki health aur kharab ho...kyuki hum bhale log hai...

Life me humour ki kami hai inke...jo hum bhale log door karenge...

So inhe Diwali Dhamaka offer me milta hai-

Women's Horlicks

Joke book(1000 best jokes)

4. Anam-

Badi glamorous hai ji yeh toh...inki akad dekh ke lagta hai...aur jis tarah yeh gardan uda uda ke chugli karti...lagta hai inki gardan bhi akadti hogi...😆

Toh hum inhe dete hai- moov...

5. Kurti Apa-

Actually inko koi dard nahi...bass kyu ki hum bhale log hai...hum chahte hai baki log inse bachke rahe...

toh inn On-Demand-Insect-Provider ke kamre me...

-Diwali dhamaka offer special pest control😡

6. Sahir-

Ab inka toh dard hi dard hai...above mentioned namooney+Zaki+Ammijaan inn sabko sehne ke baad aur Saiyyara ka sara kaam karne ke baad inhe sar dard hi hota hoga...aur upar se inko inka past bhi toh poke kar rah hai...

Hum nahi chahte k ye aur Angry rahe...aur thoda hasi Mazak kare...thode relax ho jaye...taki blood pressure ka koi problem na aye...

Toh inhe Diwali Dhamaka Offer me milta hai-

10 days free trip to Switzerland (akele hi jayenge😡)

Free yoga class coupans

Joke book (5000 best jokes)

Helmet ( Jhoomru resistant)😆

Kyu ki Hum Bhale Log Hai😉

You can add to the list😊

Edited by .HarshRutu. - 11 years ago

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Namrutha

@namrutha

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Posted: 11 years ago

This offer is too good🤣

Diwlali dhamaka offer add-ons:

Free hair spa coupons and some razors for Sahir.

Some Glucose for Nausheen.

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ShadowHearts

@ShadowHearts

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Posted: 11 years ago

Hahaha ! Funny ! :D
Nyc post ! ;)

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Soaps1

@Soaps1

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Posted: 11 years ago

LOL Hilarious offer 🤣

Aur hum viewers ko kia miley ga inn sab ko jhelney par? 🤔😆

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vandana

@VandyP

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 11 years ago

mujhe diwali pe aarzoo ki poori family de do

rocket se tie karke mars pe bhej doongi🤣

waise i loved the offers aarzoo got 🤣

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Neha

@silky_harshad

Inactive

+ 3

Posted: 11 years ago

my Diwali offer is for SaAz 🤣 a trip to Paris together in economy class and just one window seat 🤣 and char bottle vodka for sahir and a bag full of imli for arzoo 🤣 and special security ppl on plane for safety 🤣 bcuz meko darr hy ki flight land hone tk dono ek dusre ka gala daba denge 🤣

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@-ambrosia-

Sparkler

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Posted: 11 years ago

Diwali dhamaka offer mein in sabke liye hain

1) kurti apa or arzoo ki family ke liye special offer hai::

MR.INDIA ki watch taaki ye kisi ko naa dikhayi de or audience bhi bhayanak torture se bach jaaye.

2) anam inke liye hum mirror laaye they taaki inki bhayanak dressing style ka sach ye khud bhi dekh sakey...lekin inka naam sunte hai raaste mein toot gaye...ab to kachre se hi kaam chalana padega inko

3)sahir inko gussa bohot zyada aata hai inke liye bhi hai ek gift or vo hai fire brigade...kyunki inke pool ka paani bhi inke gussey ko shaant nahi kar pata ...gussey mein dusro ki factory mein aag bhi laga dete hain...to har waqt fire brigade ka inke sath hona bohot zaroori hai ...sirf inke liye nahi baaki sab ke liye bhi kya pata kab kahan aag laga de...🤣

Or sath mein headache or BP ki dawai bhi...kyunki arzoo inko headache deti hai...or arzoo or zaki ka sath hona inka BP high kar deta hai🤣...or ek achey toastmaster ki bhi zarurat hai...taaki roz roz jaaley huey toast naa khane padey

4) arzoo::inke liye hai sardi se bachne ki dawai jab dekho inhe sardi lag jaati hai...or kuch akkal bhi taaki ye dubara anam pe trust naa karey..or jail jaane se bach jaaye