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Hello everyone, welcome to our show- Rasam ki kasam
Yahan yhm se related people ka interview hoga jahan wo Rasam ke Katori pe kasam khaayenge ki
"Jo bolenge sach bolenge... sach ke siwa kuch bola to rasam pee lenge 😉 "
So let's do the inauguration by our very own handsomest of the hunks, The Raman Kumar Bhalla!
R (Reporter) : Welcome Mr.Raman kumar Bhalla. Please take your hot seat
(The reporter is ofcourse a lady and she ofcourse is drooling over RKB. Now who doesn't want RKB?)
RKB- yeah thank you (sits on the sofa comfortably and gives his dimpling smile (1000w ka jhatka laga R ko seeing his cute smile)
After getting taunted by the show makers, R calms down her heart and starts interview session.
R: toh Mr.Bhalla, hum jaanna chahte hai ki Mani ke baare me aapke kya vichaar hai?
RKB: (muttering under his breath) vichaar? Uss kitabi keede ko to kisi box me bandh karke mars pe bhejdena chahta hu! Mera mangal tab hoga!
R: KUCH KAHA AAPNE?
RKB: huh? Nahi...haan main keh raha tha ki Mani is my wife's friend...
R: (waiting for rkb to say more) and?
RKB- (irritated at her) aur kya? Meri interview lene aayi ho ya uss Mani ki biopic banane?
R: (scared of RKB's taunt) ermm...sorry... acha to aap batayiye ki aap kyoun good hubby banna chahte hai?
RKB: coz Raman kumar Bhalla kisi se nahi haarta...Mani se bhi nahi!
R: to aap perfect husband Mani ke liye banna chahte hai? Not coz you love your wife?
RKB: (looks thoughtful) hmm...waise to meri wife ke liye banna chahta hu par I wanna show that Mani that I'm the best hubby!
R: why do you need google for that? You're father of 2kids and you loved your first wife. Then how come you don't know how to be a good hubby?
RKB: arreh woh 11pm slot me tha! Abhi 7.30pm wale slot me mujhe nahi pata ki 11pm wale slot me maine kya kiya tha shagun ke saath!
R: (looks baffled) uh...okay! To tell my why do you feel creepy thinking about kissing ishita when she's your wife and you've feelings for her?
RKB: as I said before! 11pm slot me I could kiss her directly on lips and do much more but 7.30pm slot me kissing mana hai!
R: (speechless! ) huh? ? Hmmm...well thanks for answering our questions Mr.Bhalla!
But before I let you go, would you like to say anything to yourfans who are crying that your character has bipolar disorder?
RKB :(sighs) well, to be honest, it's the fault of Star plus. They have this bipokarity! Since they changed time slot, they gave a 100page rules n restrictions for 7.30 pm slot so cvs are having hell figuring out what to show n what not to show!
Yahan yhm se related people ka interview hoga jahan wo Rasam ke Katori pe kasam khaayenge ki
"Jo bolenge sach bolenge... sach ke siwa kuch bola to rasam pee lenge 😉 "
So let's do the inauguration by our very own handsomest of the hunks, The Raman Kumar Bhalla!
R (Reporter) : Welcome Mr.Raman kumar Bhalla. Please take your hot seat
(The reporter is ofcourse a lady and she ofcourse is drooling over RKB. Now who doesn't want RKB?)
RKB- yeah thank you (sits on the sofa comfortably and gives his dimpling smile (1000w ka jhatka laga R ko seeing his cute smile)
After getting taunted by the show makers, R calms down her heart and starts interview session.
R: toh Mr.Bhalla, hum jaanna chahte hai ki Mani ke baare me aapke kya vichaar hai?
RKB: (muttering under his breath) vichaar? Uss kitabi keede ko to kisi box me bandh karke mars pe bhejdena chahta hu! Mera mangal tab hoga!
R: KUCH KAHA AAPNE?
RKB: huh? Nahi...haan main keh raha tha ki Mani is my wife's friend...
R: (waiting for rkb to say more) and?
RKB- (irritated at her) aur kya? Meri interview lene aayi ho ya uss Mani ki biopic banane?
R: (scared of RKB's taunt) ermm...sorry... acha to aap batayiye ki aap kyoun good hubby banna chahte hai?
RKB: coz Raman kumar Bhalla kisi se nahi haarta...Mani se bhi nahi!
R: to aap perfect husband Mani ke liye banna chahte hai? Not coz you love your wife?
RKB: (looks thoughtful) hmm...waise to meri wife ke liye banna chahta hu par I wanna show that Mani that I'm the best hubby!
R: why do you need google for that? You're father of 2kids and you loved your first wife. Then how come you don't know how to be a good hubby?
RKB: arreh woh 11pm slot me tha! Abhi 7.30pm wale slot me mujhe nahi pata ki 11pm wale slot me maine kya kiya tha shagun ke saath!
R: (looks baffled) uh...okay! To tell my why do you feel creepy thinking about kissing ishita when she's your wife and you've feelings for her?
RKB: as I said before! 11pm slot me I could kiss her directly on lips and do much more but 7.30pm slot me kissing mana hai!
R: (speechless! ) huh? ? Hmmm...well thanks for answering our questions Mr.Bhalla!
But before I let you go, would you like to say anything to yourfans who are crying that your character has bipolar disorder?
RKB :(sighs) well, to be honest, it's the fault of Star plus. They have this bipokarity! Since they changed time slot, they gave a 100page rules n restrictions for 7.30 pm slot so cvs are having hell figuring out what to show n what not to show!
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