The tongue-in-cheek review of Bang Bang

The only difference between Bang Bang and Race 2 or Dhoom 3 is that they have different titles. Bang Bang is completely free of such things as stories, strong characters and physics. As you watch the caper unfold across three continents and almost three hours, know this: many others are suffering through the same experience. You are not alone.

Our Express LOL reporter left his brain behind, attended the red carpet premiere, and interviewed his fair share of celebrities. First was the man of the day, Mahatma Gandhi.

Guest No. 2 was the man behind 2 States (and many other numerically named books), Chetan Bhagat

Next, he spoke to the least relevant former President of India, Pratibha Patil.

Finally, it was time to meet the Head of State of the country where a substantial portion of Bang Bang happened, Queen Elizabeth.

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