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As usual, kostins invented by M. With me you get Kos-pints.
Casting Cross-lines:
PP ji believes she is playing a geisha in a Japanese drama.
Suraj believes he landed the role of a SP saas & is all into saazishen of the saas'es.
Maniii believes YHM is a musical and Indian Idol combined, and every word outta his mouth is a bleddy song.
Seriously... can they at least get the newbie roles frikkin clarified with the actors.
How Dumb can I get:
Dumb Ass-Oak - Crazy lady is really crazy. Did you see the way she screeched & scratched?
Dumber MCP - Yes but I am expressionless so couldn't show how scared shit I was.
Dumb Ass-Oak - We need to get rid of her but can't afford for her to find out.
Dumber MCP - Don't worry bro. All my life's work on "How to get rid of a Shagun" is in this file. And just coz its TOP Secret ... .we call it SHAGUN in bold.
CV's --- Mrs Iyer's accent is bad 'nuff. Is the horrible BG score really necessary? What have we done to yougaiz?
Jealousy wale Pints:
J is for the Jalan that made Puttar see double *literally*. J is also for the Jale pe namak that Bala did with his Jungle lore.
E is for the Elusive Hug which will never come. But but but ... all other hugs are freely shown coz 7.30 has only dimaag ka tension, not sexual wala.
A is for the Alpha male that Puttar is. A is also for the Alpha male that Maniii is *NOT*.
L is for the Love duet that New Puttar Wannabe sings for Ishuuu every time he opens his mouth. *which is once too often*.F*ck.
O is for the Oh for the love of God Maniii ... S.T.O.P! Stop smiling! Stop Singing! And Stop tilting (your head. Other tilting's we take š)
U is the Uber cuteness that Raman & Shravu are. The little guy actually kept mum on Chitappa's kartoot *awww*
S is for the Sunny Deol in a saree that Puttar dreams about making me doubt which side he rolls. S is also for the Stroke that Mrs.Iyer almost had with a blond haired goddess in short pink dress on her pedestal (thank goodness, she saved her screeching for Maniii's welcome).
Y is for Yuck. Yuck for the hairstyle that Ishita is scarring both Hot pati and the viewers with. Pleej to go back to the bump on the head, 'least we had made our peace with it.
One tall, fair & handsome guy in vicinity and RKB sees double and cribs on chances that New dude is maro-ing on Biwi. Errr..but Puttar, might we remind you of the 6 months of missed chances with biwi in the same bedroom š
Pammi aunty reads Business Magazines? Thought Vogue or Femina would be more her style. Or maybe Grah-sanskaar and Manohar Kahaniyaan. Just saying.
Kostin of the Day: So basically someone has to have a bump on their head. If it is not Ishita, then Ruhi gets the honor. But really, shouldn't the bump be on Vandu's tummy?
Kostin of the Track: Just how many men did Ishita have in her life and did they start fawning over her from the crib. Bachpan with Maniii, then 12 years with Subbu and now Puttar ki Hotness. And here, poor Shagun is just on Man No 2. Bested by the Bahu, did ya?
Symbolism of the Day: One look at Maniii's saccharine face & Puttar rushed to Biwi, grabbed tight & then released her (hand f'course ... sheesh G minds, Aarti chal rahi hai). Maniii is the new Pervy on block *sans the expressions f'course*. Bas.
PJ of the Day:
Maniii is like a male version of Ishita ... all sanskaari, mahaan and meddlesome too. So what happens when both talk about sex?
Both go ... Cheee š
Edited to Add:
PS -- So apparently I had the MU of the century & thought Puttar was dreaming about Sunny Deol in a saree ... no wonder the dialogue zapped me š¤£
Casting Cross-lines:
PP ji believes she is playing a geisha in a Japanese drama.
Suraj believes he landed the role of a SP saas & is all into saazishen of the saas'es.
Maniii believes YHM is a musical and Indian Idol combined, and every word outta his mouth is a bleddy song.
Seriously... can they at least get the newbie roles frikkin clarified with the actors.
How Dumb can I get:
Dumb Ass-Oak - Crazy lady is really crazy. Did you see the way she screeched & scratched?
Dumber MCP - Yes but I am expressionless so couldn't show how scared shit I was.
Dumb Ass-Oak - We need to get rid of her but can't afford for her to find out.
Dumber MCP - Don't worry bro. All my life's work on "How to get rid of a Shagun" is in this file. And just coz its TOP Secret ... .we call it SHAGUN in bold.
CV's --- Mrs Iyer's accent is bad 'nuff. Is the horrible BG score really necessary? What have we done to yougaiz?
Jealousy wale Pints:
J is for the Jalan that made Puttar see double *literally*. J is also for the Jale pe namak that Bala did with his Jungle lore.
E is for the Elusive Hug which will never come. But but but ... all other hugs are freely shown coz 7.30 has only dimaag ka tension, not sexual wala.
A is for the Alpha male that Puttar is. A is also for the Alpha male that Maniii is *NOT*.
L is for the Love duet that New Puttar Wannabe sings for Ishuuu every time he opens his mouth. *which is once too often*.F*ck.
O is for the Oh for the love of God Maniii ... S.T.O.P! Stop smiling! Stop Singing! And Stop tilting (your head. Other tilting's we take š)
U is the Uber cuteness that Raman & Shravu are. The little guy actually kept mum on Chitappa's kartoot *awww*
S is for the Sunny Deol in a saree that Puttar dreams about making me doubt which side he rolls. S is also for the Stroke that Mrs.Iyer almost had with a blond haired goddess in short pink dress on her pedestal (thank goodness, she saved her screeching for Maniii's welcome).
Y is for Yuck. Yuck for the hairstyle that Ishita is scarring both Hot pati and the viewers with. Pleej to go back to the bump on the head, 'least we had made our peace with it.
One tall, fair & handsome guy in vicinity and RKB sees double and cribs on chances that New dude is maro-ing on Biwi. Errr..but Puttar, might we remind you of the 6 months of missed chances with biwi in the same bedroom š
Pammi aunty reads Business Magazines? Thought Vogue or Femina would be more her style. Or maybe Grah-sanskaar and Manohar Kahaniyaan. Just saying.
Kostin of the Day: So basically someone has to have a bump on their head. If it is not Ishita, then Ruhi gets the honor. But really, shouldn't the bump be on Vandu's tummy?
Kostin of the Track: Just how many men did Ishita have in her life and did they start fawning over her from the crib. Bachpan with Maniii, then 12 years with Subbu and now Puttar ki Hotness. And here, poor Shagun is just on Man No 2. Bested by the Bahu, did ya?
Symbolism of the Day: One look at Maniii's saccharine face & Puttar rushed to Biwi, grabbed tight & then released her (hand f'course ... sheesh G minds, Aarti chal rahi hai). Maniii is the new Pervy on block *sans the expressions f'course*. Bas.
PJ of the Day:
Maniii is like a male version of Ishita ... all sanskaari, mahaan and meddlesome too. So what happens when both talk about sex?
Both go ... Cheee š
Edited to Add:
PS -- So apparently I had the MU of the century & thought Puttar was dreaming about Sunny Deol in a saree ... no wonder the dialogue zapped me š¤£
