GIMHANS-guhainstituteof mentalhealth....

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Guha Institue Of Mental Health And Neuro Sciences

Establised under The Law Of Guha Land

Date Of Establishment: 27th september 2005

Place: TD section Of India-Forum

Its Director: Cool Buddy

GIMHANS has been establisehd in 500 acres of land amidst greenery in guhaland.

The GIMHANS is an autonomus institute .

it a is 700 bed hospital(further expansion under way)

it has a special psychiatric division headed which is under the supervision of Samy74

It has the worlds best medical facilities and exclusive division for modern medicine of witch science headed by Mamtha prabhoo

Here brain transplants are conducted everyday and brains given are of high quality both from dead and living animals and humabeings.this division of neurosurgery is headed by Jingle

We have a division were run away criminals with mental problems are treated specially .this divison is headed by twine.

outside the institute we have a beautifull garden with mango trees and banana plantation where special types of monkeys of superior quality are found like inder -bunder. its maintainence is loked after by lalgulab

We have a special team of doctors who take up the responsibility to catch mad people .thia team is headed by mink

adjoingto the institue there is a ROOH -GHAT. anyone who is interested its management can apply.

Further details will be given later.

whoever are interested can join the management team .Names have to given to us soon

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Posted: 19 years ago
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👏 👏 👏 well done Jingu!!!

c i knew i could rely on all u creative heads here.......

chalo division of modern medicine of witch science headed by myself.........i will need to do extensive testing on witch doc (mehka's father) & dk (patient of witch craft).........this will obviously enable us to come to the bottom of DK's super recovery 😉 .......

ok let me get back to my testing & i will post results soon........

Mamta
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Posted: 19 years ago
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jingu.......which mgt positions are vacant? 😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: soni28

jingu.......which mgt positions are vacant? 😊

tieing the mentos to the cot

nurses

special nurse to dk ,gargi ,disha, rano

etc😆

and jingu i will take up the additional responsibilty of looking after dk

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Originally posted by: twine

tieing the mentos to the cot

nurses

special nurse to dk ,gargi ,disha, rano

etc😆

and jingu i will take up the additional responsibilty of looking after dk

sorry only one job no two jobs for one person

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Posted: 19 years ago
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Twine dear, aapki niyat pe mujhe shaq hai???(i suspect ur intentions).........pls elaborate how u would look after dk..........

Mamta
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Jing's too good yaar😆

Just can't stop laughing😆…..I am going crazy since today morning…..it took me long to recover from the hysterical shock😆😆. I am proud of my team of doctors.😆😉

Run away criminal handled by Twinku…for sure they will go wild crazy in contact with her…. more patients for your GIMHANS.😆expansion is really needed😆

Gulabo ko tumne maali (gardener) banaa diya😆………

she is loaded with a big grass cutting scissor….we can use that for cutting Ved's & Gargi's hair…..beauty treatment also available. We can fix Suki Kaki's eyes in her eye socket permanently….Freeze it once & for all😆.

Friends we have a special vacancy for hypnotizing….any one interested pls apply soon, a free yo-yo will be provided.

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Posted: 19 years ago
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jingle u made NIMHANS a very popular mental institute of bangalore a GIMHANS 😆

yaar this is simply too much
yaar it seems guhas know very well that all r becoming paagal by viewing their crap TD so they have started this GIMHANS for our saneness 😆
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Posted: 19 years ago
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you all are really terrific. never fail to cheer up others. sad people ko TD forum per ana chahiye. un ke chehre per muskaan(smile) zaroor aye gi.

mamta, tumhe really shaq hai? ya jalen (jealous) ho rahi hai? 😉
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Posted: 19 years ago
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silk dear why would i b jealous.........if u read my post u will notice that dk dear is actually my test subject so i will b spending loads of time with him 😉 .......afterall we have to find out the secret to miracle recovery as it just can't be morphine only 😆

Mamta

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