The plan for the brutal murder of a (previously) beloved story some parts are already underway
It wasn't easy nor smooth. No way. But the sinister plan was carried out so effectively. It literally, and magnificently at that, managed to singlehandedly stab the 'Plot' beyond recognititon and while 'Plot'' is bleeding to death, the 'brother-sister' duo is running amok in front of vehicles coming at them in 80 kmh but they don't give a flying Bansuri. They just sing yaaraanve and rabba while hugging one another or holding hands and prancing across the road, proud of their wonderful telepathy skills. Queen of the cosmetics is trying to stand up after falling and spraining her ankle but she cannot get up as the Cvs are holding a gun to her head and are laughing maniacally. Chaiji and Dalbeer had been pulled into a vortex because of their seemingly minor and inconsequential roles. Ratan and Nihal die out of heartbreak as their love story doesn't come to fruition because the idiot duo is hogging up the screen with their constant 'veerji jaap' and ' veera kudi jaap'. The only unanimously favorite character is drinking a tumbler full of imported beer laced with cyanide so that he can escape from this bizarre train wreck once and for all.
P.s- the only surviving characters are bansuri and balwant because they were...occupied.