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Tauba tera jalwa
Tauba tera pyaar
Tera emosanal atyachar
Honeymoon ban gaya tragedy... Tragedy
Romance ne kar li khudkushi... Khudkushi
Tauba tera jalwa
Tauba tera pyaar
Tera emosanal atyachar
Jaate jate CVs are making sure that they shatter all our illusions
And make it clear once and for all
THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY
Some time ago they had secretly changed the title to
The adventures of mr ladoo man and miss tez dhaar
And were just waiting for us to catch on!
They infact tried their best to convince gauti to wear a yellow chaddi over his trouser
But he wouldn't agree !
Infact Jen's wardrobe change was a step in that direction
Over her kurta she was supposed to wear a cape monogrammed with
"Shadi ke liye instant dulha dulhan ke liye agar gaye ho taras
Then call Kumud or Saras "
But, it's not yet ready !
Saree aur chaniya choli mein superhero kaam nahi hota na,
Their print ad reads
Want to abduct someone, but can't find anyone to kidnap?
For a nominal fee, we walk into any trap
Want to burn down a house, but can't find one?
We can supply a factory, a haveli, a pink mansion
We are also happy to be beaten, tied up without a blink
and will shed genuine tears to satisfy your sadistic instinct
Have a crazy relative, with demands that are manic?
Call us and in a jiffy we'll do them all, without any panic .
Saras and Kumud hai hamare naam
Doosron ke business mein meddle karna hai hamara kaam
So if you ever want to pass on to others that which is your mess
Call us and give it to uss, uss uss
