Goenkas are so rich ... ( fun post)

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Originally posted by: dey.bh

1. that when Mamma Goenka took Munna Goenka to the Victoria memorial he just cried out, '"Mamma its you"

2. that Munna Goenka and Munni Goenka had to study another history book, 'The Goenkan history"

3. that Rajnath is a close friend to Obama

4. that Raima lost her mental balance after counting all the money Goenkas have

5. that India will now sing. 'Long live the Goenkas' during every national function.

6. that RBI will be renamed as Reserve Bank of Goenkas

7. that the servants in their houses own a BMW

8. that they own their own airports.

9. that the dog( remember little CIndrella and the dog story) has been given a royal pension after he retired as a street dog.

10. that they are richer than Ambani and Gates combined.

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28. No disease is dared to keep bed ridden munna Goenka.

U all r guys hillarious keep rocking... 😆 😉 😃

31) Rajnath and Shaurya got the "male part" of all male blue whales chopped off as no organism on earth can have bigger part than Goenka duo (Male blue whale has biggest "part" of all organisms).

🤣 as usual hilarious dear...mughe toh lagta hai ooper indra devta ki bhi dhuk-dhuki hi lagi rahti hogi ki kahi yahaan bhi aake kabza na jama ley😆

Originally posted by: atominis

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11) The name of Kolkata is being changed to Goenkata

12) Bill Gates calls them huzoor.

13) Warren Buffet takes Rajnath's counsel before making investment decisions

14) UNESCO declared Goenka mansion as greatest world heritage site

15) Clouds take permission from Sakshi before raining

16) The President and Prime Minister of India exclaim, Main dhanya hua/hui when Sakshi Goenka calls

17) Queen of England says Sakshi is the Empress and real deal

18) God says He remains invisible and silent because He is scared of Goenkas.

19) IITs take every invention to Goenkas first to get patents

20) Nobel Prize is being renamed as Goenkabel Prize with first recipients from Goenka trio only

21) Their servants sleep on bedsheets made from currency notes

22) Rajnath uses currency notes as toilet paper. His toilet seat is of gold and is studded with diamonds

23) Shaurya's socks and underwear are made of currency notes

24) Tigers are going extinct as Sakshi stole their meat

25) If storm occurs only Goenkas' internet, electricity, mobile connections remain unaffected

26) Gandhi pic from currency notes will be replaced with Goenka trio pic

27) All money and precious things ever found in mines or sea beds are automatically Goenkas'. No questions asked.

aaj ye forum CNWK ho gaya hai😆😆ur list is also amazing dear😛

Originally posted by: tina_28

🤣 <font size="3">as usual hilarious dear...mughe toh lagta hai ooper indra devta ki bhi dhuk-dhuki hi lagi rahti hogi ki kahi yahaan bhi aake kabza na jama ley😆 </font>

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