TEACHER: Why are you late?
> L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
> TEACHER: What sign?
> L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
>
>
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> TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on
> the floor?
> L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
>
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>
> TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
> L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I
> spell it!
>
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>
> TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
> L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>
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>
> TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North
> America.
> GEORGE: Here it is!
> TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered
> America?
> L-JOHNY: George!
>
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>
> TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have
> today that we didn't have
> ten years ago.
> L-JOHNY: Me!
>
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>
> TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
> L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then
> you are.
>
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>
> L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
> FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
> L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
>
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>
> TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by
> biting insects?
> L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
>
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>
> TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with
> "I".
> L-JOHNY: I is...
> TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
> L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
> English alphabet."
>
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>
> Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of
> COINCIDENCE?"
> L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
> the sameday
> sametime."
>
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>
> Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down
> his father's Cherry
> tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
> why his father didn't
> punish him?"
> L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his
> hand."
>
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>
> Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
> donkey and stopped him,
> what virtue would I be showing?
> L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
>
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>
> Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
> prayers before eating?
> L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
> cook.
>
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>
> Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is
> exactly the same as your
> brother's. Did u copy his?
> L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>
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>
> Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
> talking when people are no
> longer interested?
> L-Johnny : A teacher
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