Kolkata Khobor (Fun post paper) - Ayub Khan is our reader! (pg20)

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dey.bh

@dey.bh

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Posted: 10 years ago

#111

OMG.. Suchitra finally got a job😆

Perfect award for Dev😆

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dey.bh

@dey.bh

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

#112

MISSING PERSON REPORT

Name: Raima Maheswari

age: A year older than Sakshi, two years younger than Rajnath, 20 years older to Shaurya and 22 years older to Kangana.

Height: Taller than Sakshi and Shaurya.

Skin colour: Wheatish or fair, depends upon the makeup.

Marital status: Divorcee.

Qualification: B.A in Bimbology from All Kolkata institure of BImbology

Work profile : Working as the chief house maid of the Goenka household and as an information manager of Mr and Mrs. GOenka

Messages from dear ones

Shaurya: " I miss you and my father loves you"

Durga: " Raima come back. You are not on my hit list. You are on Sakshi's hit list"

Dayal: " Dont worry Raima ji, if u need a new face please do not hesitate. You know na even my wife is dead "

Sakshi, " Raima, this time I will give you a new saree. Please come back"

Rajnath: " Amiar industries need you Raima"

Dev:" Aunty you are not alone. Join my dumbo community today"

Suchitra :" Wow, ek aur problem means ek aur puja"

Raima's ex- husband : " Stay wherever you are. We don't need you"

This woman was reportedly missing from Goenka household couple of days before. She was wearing a saree that belongs to Sakshi Goenka. Any person having any information about this lady is requested to contact the Goenkas immediately.

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Dolly-heart

@Dolly-heart

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#113

Snoopy Reporter Reporting...

Suchitra Goenka the ever Good "Bhakht" of all good God's was seen by Snoopy Reporter to be planning another Pooja .

Suchitra was heard saying that she had a Premonition that her one and only Favourite Nephew was going to be beaten to a Pulp and will be Paralyzed .

Suchitra has called on all Good God Fearing Pundit's to help her do Pooja so her dear Nephew will be spared this awful but deserving beating.

Suchitra was Shocked to find that her Efforts to find a Good God Fearing Pundit was near Impossible to find in all of Kolkata as her Esteemed Sister-in-Law had Corrupted all Pundit's by Bribing and forcing them to do Fake Kundli's and Fake Pooja's.

Suchitra Goenka after her failed attempt to find a Good God Fearing Pundit was heard murmuring to herself ... "Not to Worry, I am sure everything will be fine ."

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Japonica

@Japonica

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#114

Shocking News!!!

While the Goenka family has been celebrating the fact one of their sons has brought name and fame for the family by being selected for the Greatest Moron Ever, Mr. Shaurya Goenka, the other misnamed son of the clan, who is said to be the top favourite tipped to win the Biggest bas***d Ever, was found beaten to a pulp and thrown on the roadside like trash near the holy shrine of Viashno Devi. He was on a trip with is fiance when the said assault happened.

The family refuses to say anything except that he has been paralyzed. Rumours are afloat that his mother has never liked her boy marrying the girl of his fancy.

All this leaves us with the intriguing question of who is behind such an attack and more important which bit of the man has been paralyzed! Two plus two does make a 5 sometimes!😃

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dey.bh

@dey.bh

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

#115

Kolkata Khobor's news makes Ms. Maheshwari return to Kolkata.

Kolkata Khobor news bring Ms. Maheswari back, KOlkata Khobor was the first newspaper that reported the missing case of Ms. Maheshwari, better known as Raima to all. Earlier it was reported that she was missing for a couple of days but today she was seen in the Goenka house with her soul sister Sakshi Goenka.

When contacted she said she was touched by the love messages of her dear ones She has also promised that she shall stay at Goenka house from now on. The pretty lady said, " Yes, Rajnath is getting older and wish to have all the services at home "

We wish her best of luck for all future assignments.

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bangles

@bangles

Navigator

Posted: 10 years ago

#116

''Rajnath is getting older and wish to have all the services at home "- I love this bit! [LOL]

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Nishaya

@Nash..

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

#117

Miss Meaw Meaw files a case of attempt to rape against Shaurya Goenka

Our sources from Kolkata has recently informed us that the princess of cat kingdom Miss Meaw Meaw has filed a case of rape attempt on the nalayak heir of Goenka empire

The source says that on night of 4th sept, 2014, when Miss Meaw Meaw was out on food search.. She found a glass of milk or lassi on the table of a dhaba. Without thinking much, she drank it but just after some moment she partly fainted becoming completely out of sense. When taken to cat nursing home, Dr. Billi confirmed that the milk or lassi had "Date Rape Drugs" mixed it in.

After that the whole of cat community went on for the search of culprit and found it was Shaurya Goenka who did it, not for Miss Meaw Meaw but for his soon to be wife, Durga Thakur whom he wanted to bed but since his fiance has other plans of getting his bones broken, the milk was left behind untouched.

But Miss Meaw Meaw is in no mood to let the matter go..she beileves that the plan was made particularly for her.

We contacted her and questioned on how could she be sure that it was meant for her, she replied,"Well you guys know what kind of relation cats and dogs share. They are always after us. And Shaurya Goenka is nothing but a dog disguised as human. If you still doubt me, check out his eyes, he is so obsessed by us that he has even changed his lenses like ours."

Now we have wait and watch how Mrs. Goenka is gnna handle this another blunder of his beta or if G-town will witness a Real Catfight for justice.

Stay tuned with KK!!

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dey.bh

@dey.bh

Rocker

Posted: 10 years ago

#118

Poor Miss Meaw Meaw... Cat kingdom😆 LoL... Sakshi ke kismat me kutte bille hi hai bas

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642126

Hibernated

Posted: 10 years ago

#119

Miss Meow Meow!🤣

I almost choked reading it!

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Dolly-heart

@Dolly-heart

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

#120

Snoopy Reporter Reporting...

Kolkata is Abuzz with the News of Rapid Reduction of Realistic Deduction among the Elite Society of the City.

The Mighty Goenka's family's Nephew Dev and his Mother Goody two Shoes Suchitra have been Diagnosed with having caught this Disease and that it has Spread as far as the Grand House of Thakurs.

Where Durga Thakur and Dayal Thakur were otherwise known to be Well Balanced and Determined before and had come to Kolkata to Settle a Score now seem to be Faltering with the same "Rapid Reduction of Realistic Deduction Disease."

The Public at large are up in Arms and are Complaining that soon they will all be in "Slumber Land" and their Interest in High Society will be Reduced and they will have to move Their Curiosity to other well Planned Schemers.

Reportes too are worried that soon they too will lose Interest in Covering "Bungling Botched up News" of these "Mindless Foolhardy Socialite's"

and their Feckless and Futile Plans.

Stay tuned to find if a cure is discovered soon for this Contagious Disease OR will this be the END of Mission Justice.