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It was a typical morning in the Singh household, the birds chirping, the sun shining, Saloni bossing everyone around... just when the doorbell rings. Saloni answers it to find the mailman with a letter for her. She takes it and closes the door. When she reads the letter, it says that she has been accepted for the job she applied for..
Saloni: Yesss!!!!! I got the job!!!!!!
All family members: Job???
Saloni: Yes, job, J-O-B... its something you do for a living, duhhhh
Nahar: When did you apply for a job Saloni?
Saloni: I don't need to tell you everything I do, quiet!
Brijesh: I have something to say, can I?
Saloni: Yes, go ahead, u have 10 mins and ur time starts... NOW!
Brijesh: Well, I... uhh, um..
Saloni: 9 mins, chop chop! I have a busy schedule u know...
Brijesh: Well, what job is it?
Saloni: What do you think? Of course teacher, I teach you guys everyday.. how hard can it be to teach kindergartners??
Ishaan: Oh, the KG class?? Supermami, I have to warn you...
Saloni: Ishaan, I have no time. Bhaisa's 10 mins are over and I have to run, wish me luck!
She runs off to school. Brijesh then asks Ishaan what he wanted to tell Saloni?
Ishaan: The KG class kids are HORRIBLE! The whole school calls them the little devils. There have been many teachers that have come and gone, but no one lasted.
Brijesh: Shudn't we run after Saloni to warn her?
Ishaan: Nope, its too late now. She's gone... we may never see her again.
Aditi: Oh Ishaan, don't be so dramatic.
At the school, Saloni enters the class...
Saloni: Hello kids, I'm Mrs. Singh, and ur new teacher. Aww, you guys are so quiet, aren't you just little angels.
Kid: Ma'am, why don't you take a seat?
Saloni: Thank you dear, but first I have to get to know all of you.
Kid: Grr...
Saloni: What was that?
Kid: Nothing ma'am, just clearing me throat...
After the kids introduce themselves Saloni takes a seat. She begins to read the book to the class when she notices one by one the kids getting up and behaving unruly. One of the kids climbs up the window and jumps back into his seat saying he is Krrish. Another kid takes out a water gun...
Kid: Mujhe pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai... hahahaha, Main Hoon Don!!!! (And he squirts water at everyone in the classroom)
Then one of the kids start writing on the wall 'This school stinks, this school stinks..' While a bunch of kids are singing together..
Kids: chanda chamke cham cham chikhen chaukanna chor
chiti chaate chini chatori chinikhor
chanda chamke cham cham chikhen chaukanna chor
chiti chaati chini chatori chinikhor
kitna mushkil yeh gaana zara gaake dikhana
chanda chini chamke chaate chaukanna chikhe chor!!!!!!!!!!!
chiti chaate chini chatori chinikhor
chanda chamke cham cham chikhen chaukanna chor
chiti chaati chini chatori chinikhor
kitna mushkil yeh gaana zara gaake dikhana
chanda chini chamke chaate chaukanna chikhe chor!!!!!!!!!!!
Another kid takes out a hat from his bag and holds a pencil as a mic and sings... Ooooooooooooooooo
jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja
ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja
Seeing all this commotion Saloni gets really mad...
Saloni: Hey you, stop climbing up that window. And you, gimme that gun... and please STOP SINGING!!!
Saying all this she begins to get up but realizes she can't...
Saloni: Hey, I'm stuck, what kind of sick joke is this?? Bubblegum?!?!?
Kid: Its not sick, its hilarious! Hahahaha!!!!!! This is much better than educational television!
All the kids point fingers at her and start laughing. Saloni yells at them loudly, which infuriates them more. So one silent kid from the back gets up...
Kid: Do you know who I am? I am Sunny, and you have to lower your voice.
Saloni: And what if I don't??????????????????
Another Kid (Sunny Deol style): Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!
Saloni gets scared and realizes that her family was much easier to handle. She picks up her seat with her and tries to escape out of the class while the kids keep throwing water and colors on her. She runs all the way home...
Nahar: Saloni, do you realize you have a chair stuck to your backside?
Saloni: I don't want to talk abt it, just come here and get it off.
The whole family creates a human chain and holds on to the chair trying to pull it off. And with a lot of effort, they manage to get it off, but all fall over each other in the process.
Saloni: Get up already, its off!
Ishaan: You should have listened to me, but as usual, you didn't! But u shud consider urself lucky, atleast u have ur arms and legs intact. The last teacher's condition was worse, the kids used her arms and legs as boomerangs.
Back at the school, a new teacher in place of Saloni enters the class...
Mr. Walia: Hi Kids! I'm your new teacher, Mr.J! Why are you all surrounding me?
Kid (slyly): Why don't you take a seat sir?
THE END
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